#(technically wearing the kk clothes

[honeysunisle]

*villagers chosen at random, i needed ones close enough in size so they wouldn't get cut off (and i wanted ones that specifically were not wearing dresses)

[lilaccheese]

beautiful rack

[autisticoscarpiastri]

Idiot in a Hospital Gown

Okay, so like, this is my first fanfic on tumblr, okay well technically my second, but we don’t talk about that first one, okay. But anyways, I’m super excited to share this with actual people who are as obsessed with this funky little white boy as I am. But I was thinking, what happens to Adrian after he jumps out of the hospital window? Well, here’s my answer. Special thanks to @jangofctts and @clints-lucky-arrow for inspiring me to write for Adrian. If you love Adrian and haven’t checked them out, what are you doing with your life???? Anyways, that’s enough rambling from me, enjoy.

Adrian Chase x fem!reader

Warnings: mentions of sex, I believe that’s it

It was a quiet afternoon. You where mindlessly scrolling through your phone while eating your lunch of spaghetti and meat sauce. Dave, your gray tabby cat, was sitting on the complete opposite of the couch, as usual. Your day was going on like any other day until you heard a knock on your door. You open the door to find your boyfriend standing outside.

“Adrian? Why are you here? And why are you wearing a hospital gown?”

Adrian doesn’t answer you as he enters your house. You close the door after him.

“So, babe, you know all the shit I was telling you about with Chris?” Adrian asks as he opens your freezer, pulling out one of the Kid Cuisines you bought just for him.

“Yeah, you said you had to go kill a cow to stop some aliens from taking over the world.”

“Yeah,” he said as he put his meal in the microwave. “So we were able to kill the cow, and babe, you should have seen me. I was killing butterflies left and right. I saved Harcourt and Chris multiple times. But then I had to go to the hospital even though I was completely fine, but the food they had at the hospital was disgusting, and I’ve been hungry ever since because killing really works up an appetite, so I came here.”

“You think hospital food is gross, but that,” you motion to the meal that he was taking out of the microwave, ”is good?”

“Exactly babe! I’m so glad you get me.”

You roll your eyes at his lack of social awareness. He’s even worse than you.

You jump up onto the kitchen island as Adrian searches for a spoon. Once he finds one, he makes a triumphant little noise that you find totally adorable. He starts to dig in only to realize too late that it’s too hot resulting in him burning his tongue.

Dave comes over to see what woke him from his afternoon nap. He jumps up onto the island to sniff Adrian’s meal. When he realizes it’s not his pâté or nachos, he decides to sit down next to you to ask for scritches, to which you oblige.

“So why did you come over to my house?” you ask Adrian.

“Oh, yeah,” Adrian responds with his mouth full. “I need you to drive me back to the hospital, so I can get my suit.”

“Don’t you have a car?” you inquire.

“Yeah, but my house was farther plus then I wouldn’t get to see my hot ass girlfriend,” Adrian states as if it was obvious.

“Okay,” you begrudgingly agree. “I’ll take you to the hospital, but you need to change into actual clothes.”

“Deal!” Adrian agrees before scarfing down the rest of his meal then giving you a peck on the cheek before racing to your bedroom to get changed.

“Adrian!” you shout. “I’ll meet you in the car!”

“KK,” your boyfriend responds from your bedroom.

You jump off the counter and grab the keys to your car before entering your garage. You get into your car before turning on Olivia Rodrigo, knowing it’s Adrian’s favorite.

Adrian exits the house. You give him a dirty look as he enters your car. “Adrian,” you start in the sweetest voice you can muster, “why are you wearing one of my crop tops?”

“Uhhhh, because I couldn’t find any of my tops?” Adrian says unconvincingly.

“You know what,” you started, “I couldn’t care less.” You put the keys into the ignition and pulled out of your driveway.

The drive to the hospital was relatively quick and consisted mostly of Adrian singing along with the music.

When you got to the hospital, you drove to the drop off point. You stop the car to let Adrian out. “Wait, babe,” Adrian starts.

“What?” you ask, mildly annoyed.

“Well, I can’t go in there. Y’know, secret identity.”

“Adrian, they already,” you start before realizing you’re not gonna convince Adrian to go into the hospital. “You know what? Fine,” you relent, pulling your car into a parking space. You promptly park and exit the car. “Stay here,” you tell your boyfriend, to which he gives you a thumbs up. God, he better blow your back out when you get home.

You enter the hospital through the front door, going up to one of the receptionists with a smile. “Hi,” you say, “my boyfriend was admitted here, but he forgot to bring home the clothes he was wearing when he was admitted.”

The receptionist looks up at you before responding. “We have a lost and found over there,” she says pointing at a small table in the corner of the room that has a sign that says ‘LOST & FOUND’. “If you can’t find it in there, we can try checking the room that he was in if you know the room number.”

“Thank you,” you respond before quickly moving over to the table. You immediately recognize your boyfriend’s black and teal suit and helmet although it looks like it’s taken quite the beating. You grab it as inconspicuously as possible before rushing out of the hospital.

You rush to your car as a quickly as possible before throwing the suit in the back seat. You get in the front seat before letting out a big sigh of relief.

Adrian leans over to give you a big kiss on your cheek. “Thanks for doing that for me, babe.”

“Yeah, of course. Now I expect the most mind numbing orgasm when we get home.”

“Deal,” Adrian says as you start to pull out of the hospital parking lot.

[corelliaxdreaming]

animal crossing asks!! 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 26, 27, and 30

(For the record, I’m playing New Leaf, not New Horizons. XD)

1. Are you of the “Tom Nook is a crook” or “Tom Nook is an honest businessman” opinion? TBH, I don’t really have an opinion either way. He’s my landlord; he’s just kind of a fact of life. 4. Who were your first villagers? I believe it was Pango, Benedict, Leonardo, Coco, and Robin. 5. Preferable method of earning bells? Sell alllll the exotic fruit. 7. Who is your current best friend in the game? Coco forever!!! 8. Is there a villager you want to get rid of? I would love to get rid of some I don’t care about so I can get some more I like. Def would sacrifice Henry and Katt and Del. Sorry, guys. 9. Do you hoard a lot of items? Yuuup. I have storage problems. 11. Where is your favorite spot in your village? I like the ocean. I usually don’t play with sound, because I’m usually watching TV, but I finally did, and now I’m utterly delighted by the sound my little feet make while I run through the surf. 12. What achievement do you want to hit the most? (Ex: Golden equipment, all fish/bugs, etc) I’m working on breeding all the flowers (save the golden rose, which idk if I’ll ever actually be able to get.) I only need black lilies and blue roses! 15. Favorite furniture item? No specific one, but I really love all the food. Eventually, I’m going to make one of my rooms a kitchen. 16. Favorite clothing item / outfit? I made myself a little aroace flag sleeveless dress, and I love it. 17. Favorite museum room? I don’t spend a lot of time actually in the museum, but I guess the fish part. 18. Cedar, fruit, or palm tree? Fruit, of course, because money. XD 19. Favorite fruit? Durians are cute. I like that they’re spikey. XD 20. Favorite fish? It’s not technically a fish, but the hermit crab delights me. 21. Favorite bug? I don’t know what it was cuz I didn’t manage to catch it, but I saw a gigantic beetle on a palm tree on the island which I was kinda freaked out/fascinated by. 22. Favorite flower breed? Idk exactly, but I did wear a yellow pansy in my hair for a long time. (Now it’s a while cosmos. I love that you can wear flowers in this game.) 26. Favorite special visitor event or reward? (Ex: Selecting an art piece from Redd, aiding Guliver and getting a special item, etc) I love getting the souveniers from Guliver and adding them to my knickknack collection. I have to make a collection room too at some point. 27. Favorite KK song? Can’t say I have one. 30. Share a story from your gameplay. I copied someone else I saw in the tags and stocked up Able Sisters with custom pride shirts - specifcially aspec pride shirts for me - and I get SO delighted every time a villager wears one. So far I’ve had: demisexual Robin, aroace Harry, and asexual Mint.

[gho2ty]

hc + clothing

oooh this is a cool one 

so! g2 used to be entirely uncreative with his clothing, in fact youd rarely find him without his symbol shirt and basic old grey jeans on. greys and blacks pretty exclusively. he had a single pair of yellow jeans he probably got on sale and that was his big bold splash of something other than black that he wore sometimes. 

 he knew technically he was allowed to be more creative than that even on alternia but he never really saw the point as he rarely left his hive to see people and fashion wasnt really.. interesting to him anyways? it seemed like a waste of money and effort for basically nothing.

that line of thought mostly began to change when he became friends with kanaya (@absylphe) and got more exposed to fashion and someone who fully enjoyed it. she was the source of a lot of his first wave of clothes with color to them. and it was from her that he started to even consider what he thought ‘looked good’ to him or what he would enjoy wearing. 

he still stands by comfort being the most important thing about clothing, but he was surprised to find that a lot of things were actually comfortable enough to wear even when they werent basic t-shirts and hoodies. 

the second wave of fashion influence was karkat (@bulgerot) who has basically taken over his closet because kk found out how slightly lacking g2s wardrobe still was and decided to just dump a bunch of his own stuff where g2 can pick it up. gho2ty already enjoyed the style karkat wore so he didnt try to argue not to have the clothing help, so now theyre just twinsies basically. with some gifts from kanaya and friends thrown in, because there have been a couple other cases of people buying g2 more clothing too. 

[turquoisekim]

okay my perdonal theory is the following:

you know how we only wear clothes because we don't have fur? technically clothes were for protection purposes.

but these villagers still have their fur/fethers.

they don't need any protection or anything. its simply a fashion choice. mabye aprons are also for fur protection but it is not used for general everyday protection.

and for kk slider it also makes sense to not wear clothes, even for the look of it because he allways wants you to concentrade on the music and not be distracted (hence also the dark backround for example)

so basically the clothes are not a necessary but only enhance certain purposes we use clothes for as well

Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing

The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic

But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)

Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT

The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this

BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)

KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED

[romantic-barista]

kk i want a power pls

Super speed

Limitations: how can you go slow??? like ever??/ also, imagine the chub rub.. it’d be way too unbearable and you’d probably burn your clothes off, even if you get comic book material clothing to wear because there’s no material that really is lightweight/good for wearing that wouldn’t catch on fire from you running fast??? also, there’s the whole thing with like using it to get places faster, but like... if you move faster than time, you’re technically altering the universe and altering the universe is bad!

Send me an ask and I’ll give you a power and the limitations to said power

[the-lavender-creator]

Okay, SO!

This is Raymond.

And, for any clue about him, this is what comes up when you Google him:

This snooty personality business cat helped crash the economy of Animal Crossing, mostly because people wanted to shove him into a maid outfit or gawk at him.

According to Screen Rant (as of Jan. 24th, 2021) you can buy him on Nookazon (a site specifically used for buying ACNH things from other fans using in-game currency) for a whopping 650,000 Bells. There have, however, been accounts of people buying him for real money. Keep in mind you can technically find him totally legally and for free in your game, but it takes a lot of effort.

People go crazy over this kitty, resulting in things like a particular Twitter DM showed off in this post. If you scroll through his tags you'll find them full of things like him being forced to sing Bubblegum KK, fanart, him in the famous maid outfit, ect. You can also find humansona fanart of him, thanks to him obtaining [tumblr] sexy man status during the height of his popularity.

And then: the maid outfit. You see, in game you can give your villagers gifts to increase friendship with them! If you give them furniture then it will turn up in their house! If you give them clothes, they'll wear it. If you're like me, that means you go up to your cutest villager and stuff them into a variety of cute dresses. People quickly put their Raymonds into black maid outfits (I personally shoved my Sherb into a pastel blue one, but that's neither here nor there). This resulted in a variety of memes, predictably.

TL;DR: it took me way too long to getting around to finishing this rant. I still haven't found Raymond in my copy. I have a maid outfit waiting for him so he can match me and Sherb.

Would you like (or at least allow/tolerate-) me to ramble to you about how one of your middle names is the name of a very specific character that had s o much drama surrounding him that it spawned news articles and shit???

Yes!