#(sorry una; I prefer cloyster over your kind generally. still love ya tho)

[lavendertownfreak]

So i had to dig a few grave today. It’s usually the first thing I do in a shift when necessary. Not eliminating further on this, for privacy and respect of course, Im instead mentioning this to complain about the GOD DAMN CLAUNCHER! FUCK! One of those bastards got in here and made its presence known by trying to shatter my fuckin femur with its boosted ass steam claw! Thank god I got multiple dark counters with me!

Since I think I’ve heard that some people didn’t know about these little shits, let me elaborate real quick: A good few years ago, someone people started importing Clawnchers into this region for a mixture of food and for like, trophy ponds and the like. Then a GIANT feral population happened, and nowadays we got the water/dark, steam fist pokemon we all know and hate!

(Ooc: this is my concept for a kantonian Clawncher (most if not all fakemon I introduce here are regional fakes or variations for regions before these were introduced). Feral population like alolan meoweth, for the water/dark typing. The main difference is that the pistol shimp and gun bases are dropped in favor of Mantis shrimps and steampunk shit. They still have the asymmetrical claws, but the big one now uses steam vents out the back, and functions much like a high powered piston of sorts (specifically one with a railspike at the end). Ability is iron fists, hidden one is blitz boxer. Basically it’s just the clawncher line but in more colors and now physical attackers.)