#(someone please tell me if 'swingers' means the same in america as this doesn't seem like something i want to ask google) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nostalgia-tblr · 1 year ago

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you would think that i, with my Many Experience of writing fanfiction, would have foreseen the obvious trickiness of writing threesome porn where all of them are the same person and two of them have the same name and same pronouns and i have drawn attention to the fact that they look the same as each other but -

#“but why did sylvie change her name?” SHE DID IT TO MAKE THIS TASK EASIER AND I AM APPROPRIATELY GRATEFUL #making the other Loki use they/them did occur to me but plural-they is obviously in heavy use here so am not sure it'd help at all #anyway all-in-all this was a foolish plan but now i have several paragraphs and am thus deeply into Sunk Cost Fallacy land #or given the context perhaps it's a phallusy?#...i'm sorry i'm so sorry #YES OF COURSE THERE'S GOING TO BE A LINE ABOUT THEM COMPARING IDENTICAL DICKS WHY WOULD THERE NOT BE???#WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK I'D HAVE THE SENSE AND DECENCY TO RESIST THAT VERY OBVIOUS TEMPTATION????#if i can get past the identification issues (and the logistical ones) this is FERTILE GROUND for both selfcest puns AND dick jokes #the spare loki lives in an AU where he got away from thanos's influence so he stayed in NYC and opened a swingers club #(someone please tell me if 'swingers' means the same in america as this doesn't seem like something i want to ask google)#fic related

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