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zirconpetals · 5 months ago

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Love Sameth & Maximus but no way am I expected to believe these men have children.

Honestly, I'd sooner believe Sam & Max are their reincarnations than their great-grandchildren. Or at least like. Great-nephews or something like that. But direct descendants? Eeeeehhh

#this is the weirdest headcanon hill to die on but what can I do #snm #sam & max #sam and max #sam & max the devil's playhouse #sam and max the devil's playhouse #it DOES however fit with the headcanon (theory?) about sam & max's families being close & them knowing each other since they were babies #(sameth & maximus having kids is not my issue just to be clear haha. I'm just joking.#I just don't really like the idea of them being snm's direct ancestor for some reason 😭)#EDIT: also it's not because I think they couldn't have had kids because they were gay for each other 😭 please

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