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Hey evil people!

Would you like to join me on my quest for world domination? 🤘😎🤘

I may even throw in... TEAM JACKETS!

(Actually no. Sewing this took me too long and was hard, I'm never doing this again. X,D)

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monks + Chase Young: Go to hell!

Hannibal Roy Bean: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

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And While we’re on the Subject of Female characters getting hate on XS, I remember seeing this poll on the Xiaolin Wiki about Who is the more powerful Person, and they put Wuya up against Chase and CHASE WON BY A LONG SHOT……w…..what the fresh fuck? No. NO. Do people actually think that Chase would win against a full-powered Wuya? Are you pulling my leg?????Chase stripped Wuya of her power because he knew she would wreck him if she was in her full state. She took over the world TWICE, and yet Jack idolizes people like Chase and Hannibal Bean. Wuya doesn’t get the fucking credit she derserves, like seriously. She’s a queen. A Goddess. Our lord and Savior. I never got Chase’s appeal because he never accomplished anything long-term. Not to throw shade on Chase, but We need to start looking at who the REAL threat is here.

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i like the difference in how wuya and dojo sense shen gong wu

wuya’s all “OOO I’M SENSING ANOTHER SHEN  GONG WU AAA WOW I SOUND LIKE I’M DYING”

but then we have  dojo over here like “hey my ass itches i guess another one is activating”

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“Ok, first, I only work one hour a day, weekends and holidays off. 

Next, I want a condo; ocean view, and its got to allow pets, aaand i’ll need some new clothes, and a car, a Cat-illac. Are you getting all this down?”

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Hannibal Roy Bean: Still haven’t cut your hair yet, Young?

Chase Young: I will perform vegetative propagation on you.

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guard in the black suit: I promised our boss we wouldn't do anything stupid. guard in the white suit: Why would you lie to our boss like that?

Pandabubba, later: I have so many regrets.

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Salvador Cumo: You can't just do whatever you want! You could've died! Raimundo: You're not my dad! Salvador: Yes, I am! Metaphorically! Salvador: .... Salvador: If you want me to be! Raimundo: Shut up!

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ok but no I am legitimately angry about how well this outfit works

she’s so cute?? wtf

row row fight the power

“how was I supposed to know I was gonna fuck everything up??”

ughhhhhh

so done w/ you Rai

he’s pretty done too

totally done

w/e

I don’t have enough Clay transparents this is unacceptable

(probably b/c Clay is always placed in the background of scenes due to his size lmao)

suspicious……*squinty ey e s*………….

A N G E R

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Officer 2 and officer 2.5 version Omi older

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Which Heylin villain do you think each monk hates the most?

For Kimiko, it's Pandabubba, easily.

He almost tore her apart from her father and destroyed their company. Being yelling at by her father was one of the very few times when Kimiko has been driven to tears. She watched the person she loves most in the world be zombified just to make Pandabubba money.

Her burning hatred for what Pandabubba almost took for her is never going to falter. Very straightforward and justified.

For Omi, it's Hannibal.

Hannibal is the one who lead Chase down this path to begin with, and that's enough to make it personal for Omi. Omi witnessed the moment when Hannibal first manipulated Chase, and Omi feels personally responsible for letting Hannibal back out.

Any other villain, Omi would actively go against the others to argue that they shouldn't leave them to die. Omi's spoken up to say they should protect or help Wuya, Jack, Katnappe, Chase... but Hannibal's probably the one opponent that Omi would have no sympathy for whatsoever.

For Raimundo, it's definitely Chase Young, oddly enough.

Not sure where it started, but Raimundo gets very testy just at the mention of Chase, even before the season 2 finale. He blows up at Omi indirectly saying that he thought it was better when Chase was free than when Jack had dominion over Chase's cats, he's always glaring daggers at Chase whenever they cross paths, he describes Chase as "a cocky evildoer" that Raimundo hates more than anything.

And considering Chase tried to bite Raimundo in half in addition to everything else in that finale, Raimundo only ever hates him more and more as time goes on.

For Clay, he... doesn't really have personal enmity towards anyone on the Heylin side. "Hate" would be too strong a term for his feelings towards any of them.

The one he holds the strongest personal grudge against would be Jack, for hitting on his baby sister and trying to destroy the family farm. Even then, Clay's pretty chill about it.

If you want to count the Black Vipers, then maybe them. But even then, with his relationship with Jesse on the mend, that may lighten up, too.

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Raimundo: Hey guys, check it out! I call it the Pebble of Infinite Bouncing!

Everybody: ……

Omi: Um, most spectacular, Raimundo. What combat function does it serve?

Raimundo: Oh, it’s not for fighting. I’m gonna set it off in Chase’s lair and see how long it takes for him to crack.

[Collective groaning.]

Kimiko: Rai, no.

Raimundo: Rai, YES!

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I tired her in my lineless style!

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Bonus:

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Hey, Hi, Yello,

I came up with this idea… eight years it will be. I would like to see them as couple. It’s Chase and Raimundo.

I DON’t OWN THIS CHARACTERS, they’re from different artists, bit I made this together. As I wanted to see them.

What you, fans of Xiaolin think about this couple? I named them Chai. I would like to know your opinions. I wrote abou them a LOT of fanfiction. Mostly with other people haha.

I’m kind of afraid to show it to the world but screw it. Hate me.