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who gave him the right to be such a cutie patootie.

#hozier#please why is he so adorable#she said about the grown man#ty as always ruth for this masterpiece#folkloreposting#man i love hozier#andrew hozier byrne#unreal unearth#wasteland baby#cutie patootie#babygirl and it's a grown man
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Why are people so insistent on claiming Tim was lying when he says the ‘no Buck was actually into Tommy?’
Like he says it here;


And someone on twitter tried to tell me this was him still saying Buck was confused? Like I’m sorry but if you watch the ep objectively it’s all about Tommy. Buck wants to hang out with him, he felt he clicked with him, he wants to see him. I understand you can have your own interpretation but please don’t try say that the creator has a different one than what he intended. Eddie was the misdirect, the twist was ‘oh I guess it was you.’ And Buck and the audience had that realisation at the same time.
#BuckTommy#Leah rambles#idk it just annoys me because like it’s clear what the set up was if you rewatch#and it just feels weird to act like bucks confused about his feelings when he’s clearly not#he’s a grown man he knows#pretty biphobic actually#and also Oliver said he doesn’t want to do a queer guy comes out and is crushing on his bestie so why would they suddnely be like#um he’s not into Tommy actually it was all Eddie#would that not confused the GA who just watched them suck face in the hospital reception in 7.06
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SVSSS is a novel with a fandom.
[ID: A Scum Villain edit of the "missing the point" meme. A bullet arcs from velinxi art of child Shen Jiu kneeling while furiously glaring. The bullet says, "People are not entirely one thing or the other and holding them to these extremes ignores the complexities that come with their humanity." It arcs over the head of a person across from it, who ignores the bullet and exclaims: "Wow!! Shen Jiu's only crime was being mean and was wrongly hated!" End ID]
#i have so many thoughts about him but he is SO mischaracterized in a lot of fics#like just 'he would not fucking say that' on repeat#because shen jiu's entire thing is that he was CANONICALLY a terrible person#yes his backstory was sad but that doesn't make him Suddenly Good#shen qingqiu is an incredibly complex character but can y'all not pretend that his only flaw is being mean#like shen jiu failed original luo binghe in every way#as his caretaker as an adult in his life on EVERY level#'the tea had healing medicine in it!!' no it did not#shen jiu poured boiling hot tea on a child as a grown man because he was jealous. of said child.#like the entire POINT of his secret backstory was to showcase his complexity!!#and to see so much fandom stuff that's just Shen Yuan in the Opposite Direction is Hm#like he's fun to analyze but let's not pretend that he wasn't a terrible fucking person#while I'm ranting shen jiu would not casually talk about his trauma either#shen jiu's entire thing WAS appearances and even post character arc i think he'd struggle to open up to others#so like NOOOO he would not just tell someone something terrible that happened to him in his past#he'd rather die#okay rant over but this phenomenon is just SO frustrating to me#svsss#shen jiu#scum villian's self saving system#original shen qingqiu
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@a-mel0n's tags on the Helena gifset I reblogged made me take a step back and think for a bit.
I have a metric fuckton of my own issues that play into the way Helena Diaz makes me feel, but trying to look at it as unbiased as I can:
There's a large contingent of people who have IMMENSE derision for a Helicopter Mom, and the way they interpret her actions is just baked in misogyny on top of it. I'm a little scared to look at the tags on that post beyond the ones in my own notifications but I am assuming there's a lot of things in there that would make me go 'yeah but...she's not wrong'.
(If she were my mother we would fight to the death five times a week or I would have ghosted her years ago, but that's a me issue.)
A lot of the dogpiling seems to come from the fact that she's simultaneously dismissive of Eddie and holier-than-thou about the way Eddie parents. And I don't necessarily disagree with those points - there's a very specific reason her tone sticks in my craw and makes me irrationally upset, because it's a very specific behavior that when looked at in pattern is incredibly noticeable and incredibly demeaning.
The scene that tipped me over the edge on Helena isn't even in that gifset - it was when she couldn't be bothered to carry the fucking laptop over to where Chris's friends were singing him HBD, because that tipped the line from "I've been half-raising this child in your absence, this is a pattern of behavior on your part and I'm just trying to keep your son on even ground." to "I do not care about the relationship you have with my your son or the fact that you must be missing him."
In the end, Chris is the one who made the decision to leave, to go live with his grandparents, and they obliged because they love him. Eddie can't and shouldn't fault them for that.
And let's be real. Eddie's a fucking mess. Eddie has BEEN a fucking mess since he knocked up his girlfriend as a teenager and he's never fully recovered from that. He was already expected to be the man of his house BEFORE that, too. He's taken hit after hit after hit but I'm not sure what he's learned from it? That could be a narrative issue but he tends to go with the flow until he can't anymore and then throw live grenades at the issue.
Where I take issue with Helena is the way she just treats Eddie like he should Do Better without actually ever sitting down and having a serious conversation with him. She lectures, she hovers, she makes snide comments, and most of the time she's RIGHT but she doesn't get through to Eddie because her approach is ... atrocious. And she knows it, but she never fucking tries a different way.
And it stinks of Chris being her do-over kid. (Son, specifically, since we don't know anything about her daughters.) She could never bridge the gap and she's disappointed with the way Eddie's life has panned out but this time, this time the kid she's raising appreciates her, listens to her, wants her around, so she keeps holding on to that.
She's not evil, and she's nowhere close to being the worst parent among the 118 mains, but she's a perfect portrayal of the kind of parent who gets away with being cruel because she's just so focused on making sure her grandson's needs are met. She's the kind of parent who will turn a conversation on its head because she feels like she's being unfairly attacked when the conversation wasn't even about her.
I have sympathy for her: her son, the boy who had to be responsible for too much, too early, left her with a new daughter-in-law and a new baby while he fucked off to do what he thought was the right and correct thing to take care of his family. She lived that with her own husband, so I'm sure her priority has been Chris for a LONG time. But just like Eddie (like mother like son) she's done zero learning or growing from the time Eddie's been taking care of Chris on his own.
I think she's fascinating. I want to shake her by the shoulders until she's mildly concussed. I want her to consider that maybe they ALL need fucking therapy. I want her to look at her son and see an adult who is struggling and could use her support and guidance instead of her couched disapproval of anything he does. I would love for her to make a tenth of the effort with Eddie that she does with Chris.
She makes me so mad I wanna scream, but I think the thing that annoys me most is how the show treats her like an obstacle for Eddie to be able to raise his son, when they COULD be trying to figure out how to make it work together.
#helena diaz#again#my interpretation of her character is very much colored by my own experience with women in my life who behave very much like her#it's hard for me to see past the red haze of being raised in part by someone like her#HOWEVER it comes down to the same thing i bitch about the show doing with buck#and thats the infantilization of a grown ass man because you refuse to accept that he's your peer now#AND the complete unwillingness to be a parent to that child when its clear he could use it#anyway#this is possibly gonna destroy my notifications for a while but oh well#i had more to say so i said it
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What is his problem
#grown ass man who doesn't like being in water and needs to wear goofy lookin swim goggles#(<- said by someone who never learned to swim)#to be fair: sewer.#but it is funnier to be a little mean about it#hot off the burner#antonblast#dynamite anton
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Did you see the clip of Joe yesterday?
Is it a clip now? Oh lord....was it funny at least?
It was the first time he ever used the F word in a conference.
He cursed? Y'all lying...I be trying to get him to curse, he don't curse when I'm talking to him...
#again love love loveeee this style of press conference where they get joe to talk about ja'marr a lot the first day#then report everything he said back to ja'marr the next day#truly they do have to communicate with each other in the MOST indirect convoluted ways#exhausting! just make them do these together!!! can you imagine them arguing about whether ja'marr's ever asked for the ball like that??#but still. this version of reality is also Very Good.#is it a clip now?? oh lord... just so wife embarrassed about husband coded if i'm being honest!#like 'oh what did he say now!! i hope it was at least funny!'#and then not believing that joe cursed (just like he didn't believe joe winked earlier in the year)#constantly trying to figure this man out <3#you know he's going to be on joe even more to curse now#the thing is i feel like joe probably doesn't curse much in casual conversion. midwestern polite boy and all that#but he's a grown-ass man so i'm sure he DOES curse occasionally#but maybe knowing how much ja'marr wants him to...he purposefully does it less around him to mess with him#that's a dynamic i fully believe for them#ja'marr chase#joe burrow#joe'marr
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oh my LORD! i am so obsessed with them right now. the hyperfixation is literally insane. please ask me about my feelings toward them bc i will blab on for hours. i am really glad that xisuma has been more social in season 10 bc it give me more fuel!!!
more yapping!
#xisumavoid#hc s10#hermitcraft#mcyt#xisuma fanart#evil xisuma#hermitcraft xisuma#my art#i love them so much you don’t understand#they are twin brothers#the sibling rivalry is insane#EX uses xe/xer prns bc i said so!!#i have like 5 fics about xisuma in progress#his unfunny dry ass humor is so charming and that’s what makes him funny in my eyes#they are so silly#and no guys i am not infantilizing a grown ass man#HE IS AN ADULT MAN#he just happens to be the thing that is getting me thru a tough breakup
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crazy to me that eddie was an entirely reasonable level of frustrated at his friend acting genuinely insane and unfair and now some people are trying to stab him with knives about it.
#like i love buck and understand where he's coming from! I get it!! But come on!!!#eddie is a grown man with a child and he misses that child so so so so bad#he does not want to leave LA!! He does not fucking want to move back to El Paso!!! my man is in hell and he doesn't want any of this#but like what is he supposed to do#he doesn't want to be his father this is huge for him#he's trying to respect chris' wishes but he needs to be with his son#he cannot see any other options but to move#and now the friend who said he'd help is sabotaging his renter meetings and being passive aggressive#and breaking his promise to not tell anyone about the move#'he knows how to stay unlike some people' is an INSANE and unfair thing to say to a guy who is literally just trying to be a good dad#and is staring down the barrel of a horrible choice#also people are mad about what he said to the renters but like. A he obviously didn't know/want Buck to hear that#and B how are you seeing that as anything but Eddie desperately trying to ignore how much everything about this situation is killing him#Buck is a grown man who is lashing out and Eddie is lashing out right back because THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.#AND THEY ALREADY MISS EACH OTHER SO BAD AND THEY CAN'T JUST SAY WHAT THEY'RE REALLY FEELING YET#so they're being INSANE#but buck's actions are not beyond critique in this episode#and the thing is that buck gets this. like buck realizes he's being insane and unfair and he apologizes#and then he gets back on eddie's side and makes it all easier like he always does because he loves him#so like buck understands why eddie's saying and doing what he's saying and doing and he understands his own behavior was unfair#and we are all seeing him understand this on our tv screens but somehow some people are not getting it#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 abc#911 spoilers
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hiding in the bathroom at work after hearing the news about nico not playing tonight and i’m literally about to burst into tears at how worried i am
how do i explain to my coworkers i’m worried over a man that plays a professional sport that i’ve never genuinely met because he’s missing a game and was flown back to nj to be “further evaluated”
that sounds like bad news to me and i’m scared and worried and my coworkers were already pissing me off today so that was the icing on the cake of this monday
anyways, will be back after i get off to freak out about nico some more, so buckle up y’all, you’re getting crazy alli tonight 😭
have a good day, everyone 😌
#alliyaps#i know i said he didn’t need to play if he wasn’t well#but i hoped he was well 😭#why is this making me so upset?#why am i so worried about a grown man with the best medical care in jersey at his disposal?#hockey#nhl#new jersey devils#nico hischier
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genuinely hilarious btw how people on twt want soo bad to make matteo a villain in jannik's story or some shit like it's a disney movie. less than a month ago he said they'd talked recently and he's never had anything but good things to say about jannik but to some people it'll never be enough because he made a decision for his career that i understand is hard to digest but it has nothing to do with his relationship with jannik, jannik himself said it doesn't bother him, they both have never indicated they weren't on good terms. like yeah we can't ever really know the truth behind what they say in public, but i think we should stick with what we can see and read, yeah? because making wild assumptions based on nothing doesn't lead to anything good, it's just speculation and i don't see what anyone gains from it?? i think maybe some people need to grow up and accept that they don't know these people. they don't know jannik and what he thinks or feels or who he talks to or who avoids him or whatever. we know what he shows and tells us and that has to be enough because otherwise we go down dangerous paths
#these people don't even write fanfiction they don't even speculate for the fun purpose of writing gay sex#they don't have fun at all they just enjoy making their own blood boil#(jokes aside obviously we shouldn't go too far even if it's done for fun or fanfiction or whatever#there are always lines not to be crossed)#anyway if i can be perfectly honest i think some people just have something against matteo and have for some time#and they JUMPED at the chance of having a “good reason” to say shit about him#now i'm not saying everyone has to like him. and the same thing i said about jannik goes for matteo. i don't KNOW him#but again. i see what he shows of himself and he's quite an open person#and nothing i've seen of him has ever made me think he doesn't give a shit about his teammates and his friends#is jannik his friend? idk man only they can put a label on their relationship if they even want to#but clearly they're on good terms and like each other - from what they've always said as both players and people#and if people want to believe all his words about jannik are empty and meaningless then fine. i personally don't see it that way#because i have no reason to from - again - what matteo has showed of himself over all these years#anyway i rambled but this bothers me a bit#i'm not even looking at this from a ship perspective idc that's just for fun#i'm just bothered by the way people try to skew reality to prove their own theories because they don't like someone#and act like they're some kind of protectors of jannik or something (as if jannik needs it. he's a grown man with people around him who#actually care about and know him)#and then these same people don't even give a crap about people on the tour who are actually bad people. in the most objective sense#petty speculation about who's a friend and who isn't and not even a minute spent talking about the domestic abusers who are THE problem#in this sport. i'm not comparing the two things to be clear i'm just saying it frustrates me that this is how people want to do justice or#whatever the fuck when they could shine light on things that matter. i know i know they're different things#and we all talk about things that don't truly matter all the time#i just think. if you're taking things seriously#take things that ACTUALLY matter seriously. not fucking. matteo's one who didn't send jannik a text because he hates him#like WHY are you wasting time with these baseless speculations and you're being FOR REAL#i understand a bit of like. fun speculation ooooohh who was he talking about 🤭#but there's people in italian tennis spaces online who are actually like serious about this matteo and jannik have fought shit#and they're under every fucking tweet going ON about it. PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE THAT FUCKING MATTERS !!!!#whatever. whatever
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you did everything
#still thinking about the guy who said with full confidence that villager’s a grown ass man#then proceeded to provide no source#anyways#art by team ness#my art#art#artists on tumblr#ssbu#villager#toon link#toonville#toonievilla#toonvilla
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I thought the fandom was all for "breaking the norm" and whatnot so I thought it wouldn't matter that Midoriya doesn't work at Bakugou's agency because they can still be heroes together??
I hate that Midoriya rejects Bakugou's offer, not because I think he's some traitor or anything because I don't. (No one can never make me hate you.) I hate because of the fandom's reaction to it.
Whether it makes sense or not, the way some of you are portraying the characters is downright despicable.
Like, the depictions some of you... ugh... from what I'm getting...
Apparently, Bakugou is some controlling boyfriend who should have a say in everything Midoriya says and do. And how dare Midoriya be ungrateful! Oh, the travesty! The betrayal! How dare he say no to working at an agency because working at Bakugou's agency is the only way they can be heroes together!
It's a shame that at this point, Midoriya is just an accessory to Bakugou to some of you.
Honestly, given how for years Midoriya has been treated by the fandom and just the thought appeals to me, I do prefer that he doesn't work at an agency. An agency isn't something so important for someone to be a hero and put a smile on people's faces. Something Midoriya longed to do.
An agency is just a group occupying a fancy ass building occupying some space.
Solo like Miruko and still being able to work with his friends to save people. Make that canon for me.
Some of you are acting as if Bakugou stopped being one of the most important people in his life. As if Midoriya looked at him and went "I hate you, Kacchan". 😭
#i guess bakugou can just demand Midoriya to jump and Midoriya should just ask how high?#Midoriya apparently ain't a grown man who can say no to bakugou#noooo they couldn't just talk about it you know?#midoriya can't say no and then change his mind later or anything and still be by Bakugou's side#not like that isn't important! not like them having a bond isn't important!!#noooo let's be mad at midoriya for even uttering the word no#let's not try to make sense as to why he may have said it be it whatever his reasons are or just faulty writing#you know what I'll like bakudeku from a distance#solo hero deku make it canon please do#let me add it to the list of similarities by two faves have in common#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#bnha spoilers#bnha epilogue#bakudeku
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crying my eyes out i love him so bad
#‘IM ONE OF YOU AND I NEVER SAID IT BEFORE’#i rly do feel like phil is less vocal about the emotional parts of being queer so it’s so nice when he does say something#my angel my silly my grown ass man#im emotional#phil lester#amazingphil#dan and phil#phan#nebulae.speaks
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Seigi nakata is so funny cuz he genuinely has the most normal guy rizz where somehow his only notable deeds being stopping hooligans and making pretty good pudding landed him the most beautiful man of the century
#Yall its so insane how down bad richard is for seigi like post volume 4#And seigi just doesnt see it#This is a joke seigi has a lot of good traits but i mean like hes not really anyone remarkable#I love seigi him and his homosexual rizz inspire me daily#Heres some good things about him im on volume 7 now and like i read 2-6 in the past week#And its insane to me how much hes grown#Im like seigi yesterday you were a part timer and now ur going on a luxury cruise#Also as ive said before hes had one of the best glowups in anime history#He used to he just guy and now any time i see the lightnovels past volume 6 im lile woah#What a handsome man and richard#Cuz richard is always handsome u know what i mean?#Seigi nakata#Jeweler richard#housekishou richard
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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Random ass au where a certain someone is a magical girl.
Not who you'd think.
So, as Vlad was straight up dying on his hospital bed cursing Jack and his life choices to hell and back, a magical little creature just pops by his bedside and asks "Yo you wanna be a magical girl?"
Vlad, who was entirely sure he was hallucinating went fuck it and said yes.
A while later Vlad finds himself fighting against magical beings he was sure as well didn't exist before this. Well, he knew ghosts existed but not any other magical/mystical being.
It all just seemed a bunch of honeybunch to him.
All of this in a cutesy dress he was sure he never would have worn -or afforded actually- before that fateful day that he can surprisingly pull off really, very well.
He's so busy enjoying his newfound freedom and fighting against magical creatures for so long that he just genuinely forgets that the Fenton family existed. At least, until he was invited over to Amity Park via letter and decides to meet his old friends in the flesh.
Surely, him being out of the game for a few days wouldn't lead to anything bad, right?
He meets Jack and Maddie, then their children who he was sure they didn't have any of. He's a bit off put by Jasmine, because he doesn't have any unresolved trauma thank you. Then he's a bit suspicious of Daniel because the boy is quite literally on the verge of pinging his magical senses but also far away from doing so.
Not to mention the mention the entire surge of energy coming from their basement.
But this is a vacation and so if nothing is wrong, then he doesn't have to deal with it. He's just here to relax, maybe do a bit of sightseeing, try not to murder Jack Fenton and maybe investigate what's up with Daniel.
Unfortunately, he wasn't that lucky.
Two things happen at the same time. One, a ghost attack and two, a monster attack. Vlad is just, incredulous at this because it was fine for all of the two days here, of course he does the whole transformation thing and does his job.
Then he finds out why Daniel was so close yet so far from pinging his senses. Because the boy is literally like him except for the fact that he transforms into a ghost instead of a magical girl and, conveniently, Daniel also finds out his secret.
It was going so well too.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#vlad plasmius#Magical girl Vlad#Except he's just a grown man in a magical girl outfit with all of said magical girl abilities#Anyways#Is Vlad rich here?#Ehhhhh#Not so much#He's literally you average joe#Well except he doesn't really worry about money but I wouldn't call him rich#All of that pent up aggression towards Jack was aimed entirely at monster attacks so he doesn't try to kill Jack when he meets him#Why get therapy when you can fight magical monsters instead#Poor Vlad#He just wanted a vacation#Now he knows a very important secret and Danny knows his secret too
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