#(puts him in a jar)

[4doorssys]

Vibrating out of my skin every time I see Matt Murdock put his unreasonably big hands on his slutty little waist like a bratty bottom who doesn't get his way.

This is completely unfair he knows exactly what he's doing

[andrew-thy-accursed]

Thank you...for this gift friend...

[9thermidorian]

[ayo-edebiri]

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

[gongyussy]

i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket

[mebssann]

bby girlifies your 50+ year old sad man

[inkz123]

He doodlin

[supersleepyboys]

so glad i’m developing a minor obsession with the one time villain of a controversial movie seven years after it released

anyways batman v superman lex luthor

[ohh-lover]

Had a photoshooting for our cats 9th birthday! Everyone say happy birthday teddy

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

I’m sorry guys but this is exactly how Nico looks in my head about 90% of the time

[hekissesme]

Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked

[faerie-fang]

the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us

[p4nishers]

sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.

[hop-a-lot]

office

[squidflavoredsoup]

im buying whatever he’s selling

it could be actual trash n he’s getting all the money in my wallet

stan grow back the mustache

ITS PURPLE GUY

[aglionbyacademia]

Do you guys think he can reach the pedals