#(or fucking over off brand saurumon)
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Why hasn't there been a stoner comedy with elves n shit called "High Fantasy" yet
#textsts#thoughts#I'm just saying#it's like the sequel series to lotr#like cheech and chong but it's Gimli and Legolas#who have discovered the magical properties of the pipeweed from Hobbiton#this probably already exists but I really want someone to tell me abt it#too lazy for search engine#I like to think it's off brand Gimli and Legolas#their bond forged in fire and smoke instead of battle n stuff#they even have a version of up in smoke but it's played with like a pan flute and a lyre#one of them has a family he forgets to send letters to and his wife hates him#the other is single and *horny*. maybe has a thing for someone specifically but it just is NOT gonna happen#maybe it almost does. almost#they end up saving the realm without realizing it (helping out the hapless dnd party that's actually carrying The Ring or similar)#(or fucking over off brand saurumon)#THIS VERSION WOULD HAVE TIDDY GANDALF OMG#Gendor the Grey#Wendle the (well endowed) Wise#if this ends up being a thing I'm gonna cry laugh lmao
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