#(note from secretary: haitham insists that the photo was not a thirst trap. between u and me... it totally was)

[wfhaitham]

...That is cruel, Kaveh.

Good luck on your apartment search. Please let me know when I can expect your key.

Rotting grapefruit is not a pleasant smell to have around the house. I cut it for you, so it is yours. If you do not eat it, at least have courtesy to throw it away while we are still together.

WFH Chronicles · Today was the first time I have done my morning commute backwards. Despite my greatest efforts to minimize my time at the office, I ended up sleeping there. I am counting that as overtime on my pay sheet.

@kavehmia There is sliced fruit under the cloche on the dining table. If you would still like to move out, let me know at your earliest convenience.