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Stupid question I know, but you rebloged that god help me write weird porn post 12 times.
Are you good?
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was gonna try jerking off then i realized im. not allowed to watch videos. so. i just gave up
#i dont even usually watch videos. i. go on reddit or smth#but today i was like okay long video time#no.#simons spouting#like bc of the law you cant. i cant open most sites#idk if. thtas unclear theres a law in MY state bc we live in the bad timeline
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Puttinf Ed and Stede in the zombie apocalypse jus to see what happens
#one thing about me#i really enjoy zombie apocalypse stories for some reason#do I seek a lot of them out?#no.#do i enjoy them when I do see them?#yea#mmmmm I want them to fight for survival together#ofmd#edward teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#gentlebeard
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Moral Alignment Test
Chaotic Evil People who are Chaotic Evil are motivated by the desire for personal gain and pleasure. In their view, the strong have the right to take what they want, and the weak are there to be exploited. When Chaotic Evil personalities band together, they are not motivated by a desire to cooperate but rather to oppose their mutual enemies. Such a group can, as a rule, only be held together by a strong leader capable of bullying his underlings into obedience. Since leadership is based on raw power, a leader is likely to be replaced at the first sign of weakness, or by anyone who can scheme to take his position away.
tagged by : @lightfaithed tagging : anyone who reads this!
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Huh. I.
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I cannot belive I just found that
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i wanna write butter part 4 ahem.
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stopped smoking to feel my feelings and the only feelings I’ve been getting are anger and anxiety
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kamala harris's snl portrayal and appearance last night really COULD be election changing. in 2016, the fact that donald trump was presented to the most casual, base demographic of american voters as the cool fun guy that was on Late Night Funny Show unfortunately did a lot of the legwork for making him into a threat.
maya rudolph's performance is always funny, but it's charming too, in a way that their joebiden isn't quite and their hillary clinton CERTAINLY wasn't. contrasted against their just. straight portrayal of trump's current downward behavior spiral having charming maya rudolph kamala interact with real kamala, who is at her most This Is Me I Am Stable and Put Together and Also Goofy in a Good Way...
i don't know. it just feels like it might get through to some of the people who don't pay any attention to things on purpose. it's a very strong attempt at PR and it's a much more responsible use of the power of snl over the american public than back in 2016.
#personal rambling#do i want the funny haha tv show to have this much sway over my national politics?#no.#do i think that it still does? oh absolUTELY
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I WENT TO SLEEP! affection now? 🥺🥺 - Addie 💕
(To mod: good morning ml!!)
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Okay so I’m cranking out this current timeline since erik refuses to update his
(balance edition) MAJOR SPOILERS BTW
tw: this is barely coherent
Vega gets out of prison a couple weeks before the inversion so sunshine+elliot gets kidnapped the day before the inversion
at the same time, avior + starlight get both chucked into the meridian and technically out of it (2 years pass for avior, 6 months for starlight)
the day after the inversion Elliot gets free
about a couple days? weekish? idfk later Blake commits sudoku and proceeds to get venomed by Deri’Daddy, sunshine gets freed during a raid on close knit, brachium escapes death and wipes the entire crew’s memories
sometime in between the raid and the disappearance of hastune miku sunshine, avior starts getting mindfucked
hush spawns in also during this sometime
weeks later (my guess is 1-2) vega and warden visit close knit (the same one that sunshine escaped from) and find hush, who kills vega.
vega is then brought back to life in his amnesiac era about 30mins- hour later
#does this make anysense?#no.#breezy is rambling about the patchy timeline again#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#fuck that’s a lot of people to tag#redacted blake#redacted brachium#redacted balance#redacted avior#redacted vega#redacted elliott
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sorry i cant get over the fucking. "neil taking his life was like the ultimate carpe diem" no it fucking wasnt i dont remember who said it but literally what. what. what. what. what
#sorry. sorry#what. what. what?#no.#i cant even explain why this makes me so angry#suicide mention#dps spoilers#i felt like actually sick when i first heard that like what the fuck
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i was watching horror movies earlier and got really horny
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does he know?
#no.#you could also say Batman ears#also him fabce…..ough#andy posting#andy biersack#black veil brides#andy black
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me and my sister went to this halloween thing and we got sidetracked and i saw this super realistic spider and i was like “dude they even put up spiders by the fire exits”
and you can literally hear my sister trying to stop me as she keeps telling me that it’s a real spider and not a fucking prop.
anyways i touched it and almost died. so, there’s that :3
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