#(no offence i love you)

[22ndnervousbreakdown]

Leyendecker style fanart of your blorbos? That's cute! You know, MY blorbo (AJ Raffles) was painted by JC Leyendecker himself. Mhm. Yeah.

[dearestgentlereaders]

lady whistledown coming out of retirement only when cressida attempted to disparage edmund and violet’s relationship is so real of penelope. she said you had the audacity to question my comfort ship and you think i’d let that slide.

her toxic trait is that any slander against edmund and violet is taken as a personal slight against her. she said there will never come a day where i’m not ready to go down with this ship, they’re my ultimate joy and comfort.

[gd-dollopole]

Arthur didn’t think about it twice before he jumped off a cliff to follow his “manservant”, because Merlin fell, and the bloody king of Camelot was ready to cut his arm off to save them both.

Ehm, just saying.

*whispers, rather angrily* Platonic, my ass.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.

[thejudeduarte]

It's weird because the type of guys I absolutely adore in books are the type of guys I would actually despise in real life

Like

A snobby rich, alcoholic furry who bullies me!!!???

An apple obsessed murderer who is idk how old!!???

A murderous gang leader with a massive reputation and dirty hands!!??

An army commander who is also a murderer and is actually really creepy and emotionless!!???

NO THANK YOU

[celebrate-lesbianism]

"Ugh I'm a lesbian but [INSERT GENERIC MAN CELEBRITY] tho 😩👌🏻"

Absolutely the fuck not. No, not even Timothy Chalet or that guy who plays Lip in Shameless. They're all ugly and I'm not pretending otherwise.

[galavant-song-tournament]

Round 6

Propaganda:

It’s a song about a gay bar like what’s not to like. “tossing him to the bear” objectively a great joke

I know you didn’t ask for propaganda for this one but it’s maybe my favorite song in the series (top five at least)

Single-handedly convinced three people to watch the show

I’m ace and I love it, it’s funny and such a bop and the singing is IMMACULATE

I think it should lose a point or something just because they mention the "queen" in this gay bar and she comes out and it's not a drag queen? massive wasted opportunity.

I guess the filming was a lot of fun because Kylie Minogue (the queen) and Joshua Sasse (Galavant) got engaged

Propaganda:

My favorite is secret mission because so many d&d games end up exactly like that scene

Secret Mission has had a hugely disproportionate effect on my life. I have for a long time left places by saying "off and away?" but ever since I watched this show it is invariably (if reluctantly) followed by "but first another drink" and comically off-tune da da da da da da da das. So yeah, vote secret mission for permanently breaking my brain.

I’m not sure if it’s my ultimate favorite bc I’m mega indecisive but Secret Mission is so iconic. I’ve sent it to everyone I’ve ever played D&D with and they all love it.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

I desperately need more bottom Remus content,, like,, his long lanky ass splayed out, third leg completely useless because he’s too busy getting fucked by his pretty boyfriend?? Do people not see the potential???

Remus bent over a desk or or or with his hips propped up with a pillow to make sure his body doesn’t ache as Sirius fucks him into the mattress??? Guys the potential!!! The second I’m done with trempé de sueur I am writing that man getting fucked thoroughly

[taamlok]

have never had a fandom ruin a character for me as quickly as the dragon age fandom has ruined emmrich

[frikatilhi]

Old school fanvid time!

Bojere: If I were

music: Stephen Lynch - Gay

Another time another scene I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean

Edit. testing this tumblr hack (post a photo to make your video show up in the tags)

photo: @vita_orehek_photography

[a-smol-storm-gt-nomfs-blog]

[thekingofspin]

when you have to favorite the worst most glitchy template edits because your in such a small fandom there is literally nothing else you can do about it

[calamityandwoe]

Getting caught up on Re: Dracula and oh Lucy's voice actor is so good I'm in pain already. Listening to her gush about Arthur and Seward to Mina is devastating.

(And wow, her whole description about how professional and put together Seward is sure hits different the second time around! Honey, that man is clinging to sanity by his fingernails, he is a garbage fire with nice hair)

[ride-thedragon]

the person that you're going off at for saying that nettles wouldn't be the only black person did not say that bc of rhaena and baela we don't need more black people in the show. they were trying to reply to your point cause its you guys reducing nettles down to a representation token character.

We have plenty of black characters, so that can't be the reason we need Nettles?

That's not racist. It sounds like we have a quota to fill, but it's not racist.

Again, they go on to list the 'already black' characters we have so we shouldn't need Nettles.

Nettles place in the story still works if all Valyrians looked like Velayrons and are played by black actors. We can still question the world.

We reduce Nettles to her race alone?

In my original post responding to them, I distinctly sent three posts. One about how Nettles is meant to parallel Daenerys. One about how Nettles is Rhaenyra's character foil and one about how George uses her to subvert actual stereotypes used against black women specifically.

I don't think it's tokenism to say that as a black character, her story is important. I think the reason race is brought up so much is because she subverts very convention for black women in fantasy, even in asoiaf, there isn't a character like her.

Not even in my response did I reduce her to her race but it needs to be said that the Velaryons are not black characters who can subvert these tropes. Nettles is.

I'm not even calling the person racist but there is a clear issue. They are acting as though we have no reason to add Nettles when we have plenty, especially in a show where the black women play into a lot of stereotypes and tropes that Nettles' story inherently defies.

For the third time, I welcome everyone to my blog because I have recently reached 2000 posts (it's been two years, its probably more) and can say that at least 250 are about Nettles and why she matters. I've answered these questions before with a lot less condescension and more focus to the point. Hell, reach in these asks, and I'll link the post to these questions myself.

You all don't care about her character, nor do you care about Rhaena or Baela or whoever else you think will fill her place. You care about a ship that's doomed if they don't include Nettles because she defines their characters towards the end.

[virgoactias]

the difference between take me to church and too sweet is that after 10 years i still get chills while listening to tmtc, it never feels overplayed, you’ll never catch me skipping it, in fact after it shuffles i will probably replay it at least once. like that is a masterpiece of a song, truly one of the best and most influential songs of this century. and then too sweet is like… whatever really, i might or might not skip it (but usually i do skip it), it feels overplayed after 6 months and just functions in my brain as a… song ig and not a religious experience

[greasydumbfuck]

ignore that this is a skyrim video and in polish but this is the polish VA of frank castle in the 1994 show and its the voice frank has in my head always. and i feel a strong need to share that with you guys bc i think it is a good voice