#(my parents were not apparently intimate often so it wasnt hard to know the exact night i was conceived)
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Apparently, I'm only around because some bored store clerk decided to poke holes in condoms.
So, thanks random asshole? I kinda hate you did that, but also I guess you're the only reason I exist?
#there were so many reasons i was a surprise to my parents#i just keep learning more about how i shouldnt exist#dad finally thought i was old enough to learn these things#awkward convo#but kinda cool to know?#also my mom was deemed infertile because ovarian cancer#so thats something#by all accounts im really not supposed to exist#mom found out she was pregnant when she was going to the doctor to get her cancerous ovaries removed#doctor said i could kill her if she carried me to term#mom and i survived#and somehow the cancer disappeared#but really have you ever been sat down by your dad and told#“so your mom and i used protection that night we conceived you”#(my parents were not apparently intimate often so it wasnt hard to know the exact night i was conceived)#my dad even remembered the place he got the condoms from#i think they were at a concert#and he got them for free at some shop nearby#does this mean the store clerk owes me child support?
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