#(mainly because i had vague ideas about shipping YWZ with someone else)

[blueberry-ash]

Huang Shaotian, especially, seems to have made it his mission to figure out who, exactly, Wang Jiexi is messaging so often. And with that little smile, what the fuck. He’s met Wang Jiexi’s siblings at least once, and he’s pretty sure it’s not them. Or Fang-stupid-Shiqian, for that matter. ALSO, and this is far more important,,, Huang Shaotian has long considered himself one of Wang Jiexi’s good friends, alright? And, honestly? He’s frankly offended by the idea that Wang Jiexi might be dating someone without having let Huang Shaotian vet them first. What if Wang Jiexi has picked a total creeper?! Or a complete loser?! What if! What if! Everyone knows Huang Shaotian has the best taste in people, okay! Like, the empirically and obviously best taste! So, yeah, duh—it’s only natural that his friends should know better than to try dating anyone without having had Huang Shaotian give his tick of approval first. GEEZ.

kjfasdl;fs just a little section from my QiaoWang marriage of utility not!fic WIP. Because (a) it amuses me, (b) i love HST and yet somehow almost never write him, and (c) i just remembered there's an earlier conversation that kinda nukes a lot of this, and so i'm probably going to have to delete it (or at least dump it somewhere else) XD;