#(in awe) fuck offffffff

[philhoffman]

It really breaks my heart to see the media still exploiting Phil and his struggles for clicks. They’re just inconsequential vultures but gd it pisses me off. Writing about how Phil didn’t want his children reading certain things in the press… and then detailing those exact things in the same article. It’s cruel and disgusting

[yumashi]

mischievous princess

[gravyhoney]

I feel like I’m clawing my way out of hell right now with an armful of new (unfinished) art.

Anyways, Pacific Rim obsession go crazy and you WILL look at my Pacific Rim AU for my ocs.

Yes, I’m bad at drawing mecha, it’s my FIRST TIME DOING IT FUCK OFFFFFFFF

It’s a very Danni and Inky centric AU tbh, Pastel and Rubix become extremely relevant, but only because of Danni and Inky awful friendship breakup. They’re drift compatible until they’re not.

Also I got some fun new markers and posts pens, so I’ve been using my sketchbook a lot more.

Ask me abt them plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspl 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

[smileymoth]

I open twitter and get hit with "lesbians and men experience love for women differently" narrative. What if i nuke this gay earth. Shut the FUCK up im so tired. Stop demonizing men. Just because there are horror stories of men being awful doesn't mean there aren't cis men who are capable of loving in a "pure" way. Wait till you hear about women who do horrid things to their own partners. FUCK OFFFFFFFF I HATE SOCIETY STOP PITTING PEOPLE AGAINST EACH OTHER. STOP IT. IM SICK OF IT

[k-kizkhalifa]

s2ep5—

alright let’s start this one right offffffff…. oh misaki. let’s see if i am still mad at him.

yep. i am. “i thought it was that stupid usagi!” ughh shit up misaki.

sumi, if you mess with them i will send nowaki after you. sumi still trying to shoot his shot. i’m laughing so hard. weird choice of words, sumi, weird choice. you fkn toxic ass men. smh.

lol at misaki using his big boy words: don’t control me.

cringe at usagi using his creepy words: control? this is love.

awe bro usami still be making his move.

guys, am i missing soemthing??? why is misaki so fkn popular with these men????? like. they’re fighting for him. tf.

okay i take back what i just said. he is soooooo adorable. and the hair pulled back?? *chefs kiss*

okok sumi inviting misaki to sleep over. i feel there is trouble in the airrrrr. bro sumi is a creep TOOO. UGH THESE PPL.

my god these fkers through the word LOVE around like it has nooooo meaning. i forgot this little twist in the plot. usagi is gonna kill him (i hope) and if he doesn’t i’ll send nowaki after him.

oh man the way those words hurt usagi so much…. ughhh reality is a bitch sometimes.

misaki: USAGI IS MINE!

boy thank you. now do me a favor and don’t fucking do what you always do. oh look at that he’s doing what he always does.

[aaric-s-haven]

The more I tell my sister to not tell me shit that triggers me the more she does it, getting all upset when I get upset after listening to it. Like I'm glad you did not have to have such memories be a formative part of your childhood, I'm glad you don't know how triggering it is. But you also do not know how it feels. So I do not care which show, which character, what story and what kind of ending, if my brain decides it's triggering, it is triggering. It will bring back every awful memory to my subconscious, make me want to scratch my skin out, makes me want to scream so when I tell you to shut the fuck up, shut the fuckkkk uppppppppp. How hard is it to fucking not tell me what I tell you not to, I am so sorry I cannot take part in your special interest in true crime and all things heavily traumatizing but fuck offffffff

[curlyhairedbrock]

Awe bubba I’m sorry about that🥺 people are ass

they are but I had a good day with my super strict manager today !!! Like I usually fuck up in little ways but today I was actually helping her out and shit and she was like “Omg mari tysm 🥺🥺🥺” aND I FINALLY GET TWO DAYS OFF IN A ROW (followed by a day of work) AND THEN TWO MORE MF DAYS OFFFFFFFF so i am very excited ...

[godessofbucky]

TW: Cursing and Spoilers...lots of them.

Bro, just got done watching Jurassic Wold: Fallen Kingdom and WHAT?

SPOILERS!

This girl was made in a mf LAB!

We didn't see her mother for THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE!

Where was that bitch?

Oh

Okay, Hammond had a friend? Cool.

Where tf is Hammonds' Granddaughter?

WHERE IS SHE? FUCK BENJAMIN AND MAISIE, WHERE IS MY LITTLE BLACK GIRL????????????

Ummmm, okay.

The way that dinosaur was standing there, wailing, just wailing for them to come back brought something out of me...I was so sad.

*End clip*

Okay, nvm.

I thought there was going to be a romantic thing between the two newbies and I'm so happy there wasn't. Its almost like it was a parallel between two other side characters....hmmmmm.

No, anyways.

This was bonkers

That scene where they were running from the dinosaur that was inside of the communications system was so damn funny but it was also a very nice build up because I was like "go, Go, GOOOOOOOO! GET OUT OF THERE. FUCKING HURRY UP CLAIRE! DAMN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Oh, that Motherfucker is back again? Damn, okay.

Awe, Claire is hurt but she did what she needed to do for humanity.

I love you Claire💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

WHY WOULD YOU PRESS THAT DAMN BUTTON YOU LAB RAT!?! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!

She is a child

Calm down

Sheer terror

FUCK OFFFFFFFF!

Whew, okay, that happened.

That bitch said "WHEEEEEEEE!"

I totally understand why Blue didn't wanna leave with Owen.

She took one look at that cage and *insert war memories here* and noped out. She said, and I quote "I love ya, but no. I'm not- and I repeat, I AM NOT GOING BACK IN THAT DEATH TRAP AGAIN!

This man is Hammond's son and if he said kill the dinosaurs then lick his boots and kill the Goddamn dinos.

This man really said "No, this is not about religion." and I said "HELL YEAH!" Fuck you Congress.

They really took this mans GrandDaughter and said "Oh her? No, she's ours now, :) . " And I fully support that.

Except for one thing.

She has a mother and Claire isn't ready for children.

She and Owen have been sexually frustrated for one another since the beginning and the only thing that child is gonna get is a pretty looking cabin and Parents that fuck like bunnies every night and she does not need that.

All this money and this man gets his daughter scraggly fucking clothes?

Lmao

Her

Nvm

One of the things I am glad for in this movie is that there wasn't a whole fucking scene devoted to Claire and Owen kissing. It was a brief and small kiss that went like "I love you and yes, I am hurt, but save that fucking child." and he went like "Yes mommy, alright."

Funny but cute, too.

Maybs I loved this movie and maybe I didn't

You will never know.

(A solid 10/10 Movie, it might change later but I loved it man.)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 24.10.17 lb

PSA re: twitter, IF and other fuckery. kripya dhongi TTs pe vishwas na karein. 

that said; onward, friends!

sexyyyyyyyyy waali hawa chal-ingggg. billu, just seal the fucking deal alreadyyyyyyyy!

i don’t likeeee his floppy hair todayyyyy. idk whyyyyyyy. it works coz his floppy hair makes him look younger and more vulnerable, but ughhhhhhhh.

her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.  FUCK ME I’M ALREADY CRYING. WOOOOOOOOOOOORTH IT. WORTH EVERYTHINGGG. 😭😭😭

“tumhari bachpan ki yaadein main badal nahi sakta, lekin main vaada karta hoon tumse, ki tum aur main nayi yaadein banayenge, milkar. aur un yaadon mein, sirf aur sirf khushiyaan hongi.”

THIS FUCKINGGGGGGGG MANNNNNNN. THIS STUPID, ADORABLE, STUPIDLY-ADORABLE MAAAAAAN. 😩😩😩

lord above i really cannot stop crying. 

lol shivaay, do you reallllly wanna attribute all this to the laddooos? she’s just gonna make them more often and force feed you then. beware, billu!

BOLLLLLLLLLLL BHI DOOOO BILLU! AB TOH BOLLLLLLL BHI DE!!!!!

daaaaaang sexy slideeee down from screen and all. GET IT, KIDS!!!!!

OMFG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS. 

*screaming, crying, general tabaaahi* 

LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE. LOOK HOW HAPPY??? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, FRIENDS????? CAN YOU????? COZ I CAN’T. 

lolololol “… jabse tumne mujhe ishqbaaz bana diya.” howwww fucking cheesy. 

but ok aaj ke din chalta hai. GIMME MOAR!

AW. SHY SINGH OBEROIIIIIIIIII. 

“waise main itna bhi shy nahi hoon.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE FRIENDS, I AM DEAD.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas callback to sexyyyyyy faraq games; i love this scene so muchhhhhhhhhhhhh

GODDAMNIT ANIKA. JUST KISS THE MAN ALREADY. AB TOH I LOVE YOU BHI BOL CHUKA HAI. KAUNSE SHUBH MUHURAT KA INTEZAAR KAR RAHI HO BEHEN? 

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. chalo, ab billu ko aitraaz nahi hai toh main kya boloon???? 

but still. can’t help but feel a little cheated on his behalf. this confession definitely deserved some kissing. with tongue. 

“aaj ki shaam hum youngsters ke naam. aur beech mein shivaay bhaiyya bhi baithe hai.” 

snort. 

hee hee hee. 

anika is faaaaaar too confident with this truth and dare thing. 

“aaj kal mera aur sach ka bhi breakup chal raha hai.” 

look at his giddiness and eskitement at being a chupa rustam. i love itttttttttt. 

everyone else is just concerned and worried. pffffft, idiots who don’t like gallows humour. don’t worry omki. i found it hilarious. alavoo, you stupid boy. 

offffffff course it lands on shivaay first. 

OH SHIT SHE’S ASKING ABOUT THE LADOOS ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION 

“kya faraq padta hai? jab ladoo banaane waali pasand hai, toh ladoo banaati kaisa hai kya faraq padta hai?” 

daaaaaang billu has really chodofied all sharam-o-haya now. GET IT BILLU!!!!! 

um i justttttt noticed a whole damn bicycle on rudra’s chest. kinda atrangi, but i kinda love it too. 

why are we doing this without spinning the bottleeee? 

oh ho what nonsense oufffffff 

loving how shivaay’s holding anika protectively tho. ugh. i love you two kids. 

grouppppppppppp hug. aur meri chirraiyyya nahi haiiiii. i misssss. 😞😞😞

shivaay has overly serious look while asking om truth or dare. 

i woulda picked dare, om. 

aaaaaand yaaassssss, bade bhaiyya is enquiring about chiraiyya’s whereabouts and well being. 

awwwww man, his faaaaaaace. my heart. i can’t take it. 

“pyaar bhi kho diya aur usse bhi kho diya.” 

oh god i’m crying again. and not in a good way. 

lmao anika’s rageeee. 

ok shivaay srsly, do minute pehle “i love you” bola hai, zyaaaada ishqbaazi waali gyaan mat de. 🙄🙄🙄

“saari tadi yahin dikhaayenge? chaliye, ek shaadi rokni hai.” 

daaaaaaamn i love this girl so much. 😍😍😍😍

but also, it would be nice if you stopped to think if gauri was into this shaadi???? she fully has the right to move on in life after what happened. you fucking oberois, why won’t you just letttttt my girl go????? she’s suffered enough for you fools. 😒😒😒

wow, not only the oberois, poora ka poora oberoi mansion has also come to bareilly. #toomuchonly

maaaaaaaaaaa is just totes ok with this shaadi now??? what happened to all her love for her “heere jaisa damaad”? 

ok gauri’s got the same typa skirt anika was wearing at forced shaadi. not a fan, but overall, she looks good! 

GOD COULD SHIRALI STOP PUTTING KUNAL IN HORIZONTAL STRIPES AND SHIT THAT MAKES HIM LOOK PAUNCHY AND FAT WHEN HE’S NOT???? 

“kabhi kabhi manzil khud musafir ke paas chali aati hai.” 

siiiiiiiiiiigh, what a line. i love itttttttttttttttt. 😭😭😭😭

DOES SHE LOOK KHUSH TO YOU???? 

oooooooooooh. sasuraal talk. 

oh no, what surprise? 

OHHHHHHH BOY GHARWAAAAAAAALE AAYEIN HAI 

I AM SNORTING SO HARD. BAAL PAGDI MEIN HAI PAR MAJAAAL HAI JO BILLU TADI CHODE!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ok honestlyyyyyyyyy gauri. THEY LITERALLY HAVE THE SAME FACES WITH A PAGDI ON TOP. OMKI KO NAHI PEHCHAANA, THEEK HAI, BUT WHAT THE FUCK YO, BADE BHAIYYA KO BHI NAHI PEHCHAANA???? BROTP FEELS KO DHOKA???? NOT DONE, GIRL. NOT DONE. 

wow, launching straaaaight into the naach gaana, i see. matlab punjabi ho, theek hai, but srsly kuch zyaada hi begaani shaadi mein oberois deewane.

okkkkk shivaaay, it’s hella awkward how you’re putting gauri and dilpreet’s hands together at her shaadi to another man. 

ok fwding coz nope. 

lord anikaaaaaaaaaaaaa. kuch toh control karo. itna toh apni shaadi par bhi nahi naachi ho. 

snorttttt. bestttttttttttttttttt. 😂😂😂

ok back to fwding. 

gauri is like wtffffffff dilpreet, saala cheapda; kal tak toh was ok with friendship band, but is hitting on me on my fucking roka. godddd i hate men so much. 😒😒😒

girl, i know that feel. 

OH THANKKKKKKKKKKKK GODDDDDDDD SHE FUCKING KNOWS. WARNA SERIOUSLY I WAS ABOUT TO GONNA TAKE HER ASS TO A GODDAMN OPHTHALMOLOGIST 

my brotp loving heart is screaming that it’s coz she recognized bade bhaiyya instantly though. 😌😌😌

or it could be that bhavya put ZERO fucking effort into disguising herself. less than zero even. matlab, talk about showing up to class having done zero fucking homework.

“kaunsi kasar baaki reh gayi thi jo aaj poori karne aayein hai?”

YES GIRL SHOVE HIM SHOVEEEEEE HIM GOOOOOD

daaaang omki calm down a little. 

but ouff his desperation. my heart, i can’t. 

“PLEASE, PLEASE, I REALLYYYYY MISS YOU.” 

aaaaaaaaaaaaand i’m crying. fuck this episode for nijoding my heart like a godddddamn nimbu. 

OH GOD HE’S CRYING AND I CAN’TTTTTTTTT. baabyyyyyy. naaa ro. 

“kyunki main tumhare bina nahi reh sakta. main tumhe yahaan se le jaane aaya hoon. mrs. omkara singh oberoi banake.”

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK. WHAAAAT. THE FUCK. I CAME HERE TODAY FOR ONE CONFESSION AND I GOT TWO???? IN THE SAME FUCKING EPISODE???????? 

OMFG WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS PRECAP FOR TOMORROW OMG IM DYING I CAN’T FUCKING SLKJDFLSDKJFLKDSJJFLKDSJL JESUS CHRIST ABOVE I AM DEAD AND BLOGGING THIS FROM PURGATORY 

coz you all know as well as i do that my paapi ass ain’t going to heaven for sure. 

[yamaneko--ogata]

first few times i see a character i hate: FUCK you i hate your guts you SHITHEAD FUCK OFFFFFFFF

the 538 time: god damn i love you you fuckign shithead....... you awful man ill KILL you.............. ur hot but i want you DEAD you hear me

[idk-my-aesthetic]

(Why tf do I have so many comments??? Sorry for the spam lmao)

Ben shakes his head like a dog/beast when he gets out of the water

The way mal throws the rock is so funny

“I don’t know what love feels like” girl u have a gf and 2 bfs open ur eyessss

Ur about to have a gf and 3 bfs but still

Who thought it was a good idea to ambush these kids with their parents???

Tfw u get upset bc mass murders and child abusers make fun of you by getting the vegetable in ur story wrong.

Actually I think both pumpkins and eggplants are fruit....

Carlos bouncing dude is so cute

Good for u Carlos for speaking up to ur mom!!! G-d I wish I was that brave

Jay puts his arm on Carlos’s shoulder

Dude is already wearing a little vest

The thing where they’re all looking at what makes them happy makes me so sadddd

Carlos gives Evie Dude so he can go eat chocolate

They didn’t wanna do it and then family day happened and they felt like they had no choice agsggfhfgdgg

I need to know how Belle and the beast can think the vks are evil while Carlos and jay are covered in chocolate and Evie is holding a puppy

Carlos is running around with Dude while the others play

Evie is talking with belle in the background!!!!! Yay !!! Accept her please she deserves a good mom

Again Disney I will smite you for how u wrote Audrey.

Why are you yelling at the children for what they’re parents did?????? Fuck offffffff

This is a 16 yr old literally fuck off

I already have a rewrite of this drafted and I need to finish it and fucking go off

Did they think the vks killed Chad???

Adam “this is ur fault” literally fuck off. It’s y’all’s classest asses faults

Mal looks so sad poor bby

Carlos is away from Dude for the first time since he got him after family day. :((((((

Okay even though they’re acting like total bitches Audrey and Jane are holding hands..... gay

The walk they do in a line makes me really gay

I highkey hate this version of Snow White

The fact that all the Auradon kids have clothes like their parents is cute

The fact that eq and Maleficent are all proud of the girls would b cute if they weren’t child abusers. Like sit the hell down and step away from the children

Mal watching ben’s parents be supportive and obviously wanting that for herself 😭😭

The kids in the choir look so bored lmao

This is such a blessedly short ceremony

The base of the wand has a mini version of Cinderella’s carriage

Jane ur so pretty put the wand down

Don’t steal the wand your so sexy ahaha

Ben going to protect mal is the bestttt

Everyone cheering for jay and his little smile when mal mentions tourney 😍😍

The sad little awe/oh from the crowd when Carlos mentions how mad their parents will be.....

Just relized the wand stopped sparking for mal bc she has more control of her magic compared to Jane

Chad: I’m not gay

Also Chad: grabs onto Doug in his fear

Lmao none of the extras look scared

Mal crying makes me cry

Maleficent step away from the children

Good boy dude for attacking her

who thought it was okay for Maleficent to go full pedo mode on jay???????? I can and will kill her

Mal standing in front of the others ❤️❤️❤️

“The strength of evil is good as none when stands before 4 hearts as one” I-

❤️❤️😭😍❤️😭😍❤️❤️😭❤️😍😍😭❤️❤️😍❤️😭😭❤️😭😭❤️

Tiny Maleficent cowers away from mal

Step on her babe

The little beast like moments with Ben are real cute

Also him picking up and spinning mal

Also!!! Carlos Still bouncing Dude in the background 😍😍😍

1) mal has a quick gay moment with both Jane and Audrey

2) ARORA IS FUCKING IN THE BACKGROUND STANDING BEHIND AUDREY

The group hug I’m 😍😍😍😍

I swear I usually don’t use this many emojis I’m just trying to pretend to have a personality

Doug and Evie dancing is actually really cute

The little rap Carlos and jay do plus how they sit next to Jane makes me so happy even though I don’t ship janelos

This song always always always makes me cry even the first time I saw it

Jay and Audrey pretending to be hetro together.....

Unfortunately I’m really gay for both of them

I lowkey wanna post a vid of me singing the songs from this movie lol

The little forehead touch is so soft

IM SORRY CHAD LIFTS DOUG AND SPINS HIM IN THE END???

they’re gay harold

There’s little green and purple nailp lolish next to the book

I love this movie even if it isn’t perfect

Let ur self love things that aren’t perfect y’all you’ll be much happier

I’m rewatching the first descendants and Cruella keeps deadass petting Carlos and I’m like.... how bout u get ur hands off him.... this is the woman who canonicaly abused him and tried to murder puppies for their fur and she keeps touching/petting his hair.... like hands off the child right now b4 I call the cops

[gingerteaonthetardis]

Fuck offffffff

Okay, so right as the big fucking scary noise happened, A CEILING TILE FELL OUT IN MY KITCHEN AND MADE THIS GOD AWFUL NOISE

Guys, what the fuck

OH WE ARE GETTING INTO IT NOW

WHO TF IS HUMMING

STOP IT NOW PLS