#(im just kidding its because im reworking the entire middle of the story and dont know whats happening yet)
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mattiesoriginalworks · 1 year ago
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another bit from one hit wonder or something
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junkcrs · 8 years ago
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GIMMIE ALL THE ANSWERS MY DUDE
Oh fuck off LMAO
1. Who is your defense main?Mei?? Junkrat??? I definitely have more hours on Junkrat lmao, but if we’re playing comp y’know I’m all about that gold gun Mei
2. Who is your support main?Imma go with Lucio, even though I play every healers at least decently, he’s my top played boy at what... 110 hours? from a flex players that’s a lot yknow
3. Who is your offense main?No thanks, I don’t have that much fun with DPS man, Pharah or Soldier are my best ones bc ez tbh LMAO
4. Who is your tank main?Trick question, all of them. I have the gold hammer but who doesn’t. Playing a shit ton of Winston too, have an impressive amount of hours on DVA and I am (was?? lmao) a solid hog. I play Zarya out of necessity in comp sometimes. Only one I don’t play is Orisa
5. Who is you MAIN main?Uh. IDK. Depends on if it’s QP or Comp. Like... Junkrat is in my top 3 most played and yet I never touched him in comp, etc. I just call myself a tank main ngl.... who has the most hours on Lucio I guess LMAO
6. Which character have you played the least?Orisa, then I think it’s Bastion, both under an hour
7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?Idk I’m pretty satisfied with my character pool, I GUESS a real decent dps but that’s lame
8. Which character do you dislike the most?Tracer whenever she talks tbh... Or Zarya but that’s just because I really don’t give a shit about Zarya
9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?Everyone knows it’s Hog lmfao, it’s so good dude like very little is said about it but at the same time there’s just so much and then so much more when you decide to really stop and think about it. Honorable mention @ winston too
10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?Hmmm there are quite a lot I just straight up find not interesting, Zarya, once again. Or like Pharah I’m so just...  lukewarm about it lmfao. I know literally 96% of the fandom disagrees but idc
11. Which map is your favorite?King’s Row, Numbani, Eichenwalde... Hybrids maps my dude. Lijiang except control point. Also in QP, Anubis defense is the stupidest shit
12. Which map is your least favorite?Oasis & Route 66
13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?Mystery heroes lmaaaao
14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?Total Mayhem is.... not fun
15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?QP is my go to, but I love comp, especially since I stopped caring
16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?Hybrids, ez. Then KOTH, 
17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?2CP tends to be pretty stale sometimes
18. Which event map was your favorite?Uprising is such an easy win. Fun PvE without getting repetitive  like Halloween
19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?Christmas King’s Row, it was so pretty man. I also really really liked spooky Hollywoods. Holiday themed maps are just fun
20. Which event was your favorite?I think Halloween was the one I had the most fun honestly, not so much the event but the winposes matching and it was the first time a map got reskinned and I remember just going through the map with my friends while we were all freaking out about it
21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?Cruiser D.Va, Bajie Hog, Ironclad Torb, Witch Mercy.
22. Which event was your least favorite?Summer Games was pretty.... ok? Idk the lucioball was fun but beside that it was aight at best. Or maybe the anniversary event but then again nah... cuz the emotes and skins were on point.
23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?I GUESS Null Sector Orisa because it takes away her face and expressions like... pls.... give the ^ ^ back
24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?Mako Hog, Junker DVa, Sunyatta Zen, Deadlock Torb, Daredevil 76 :^)
25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?Goth Zarya probably LMAO even though I sometimes use them just because theyre so laughably bad. Young shimada bros ain’t great either IMO, but I use young Hanzo because I only play Hanzo as a joke and I like getting the potg with the highlight intro where his hair is just blocking his entire face
26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?Junkrat’s intro 8( and all the voicelines i forgot to buy. 
27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?Hard definitely, maybe expert? IDK I didnt especially try to get the achievements so idk
28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?Doubt it I don’t really play her
29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?Yeah I remember I jumped off a roof while being chased by a reaper and just headshot him on the way down
30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?Yeah, got it in comp on LiJiang it was great
31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?Yeah, Overtime Gibraltar is pretty fun
32. What was the first achievement you got? how the fuck do u expect me to remember this. The only achievement I clearly remember getting in the beta was junkrat one with the mine into trap thing but I know thats not the first
33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?I dont think so
34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?Reaper solo kills lmfao
35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?Uuuh something around 2600? Idk I’ve been pretty bad LMAO especially since I get disconnects a lot :/ and also dont grind comp
36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?Diamond something like 3150 or so
37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?7? Maybe?
38. How many gold guns do you have?Two, Rein and Mei
39. Which was the first gold gun you got?Big Hammer, bc it’s so obvious and I like smacking people with it
40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?I kind of always wanted the gold hook(tm) but now I’m not too sure with the nerfs :/ Maybe Winston LMAO
41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?Tank, or heals especially if its a KOTH map because of all these boops potentials
42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?I do tho
43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?Horrible beach party where no one has an actual revealing swimsuit save for roadhog
44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?More healers tbh, I’ve seen a lot of people ask for an evil healer and yea that sounds great
45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?See the logical answer would be widow or zarya yknow but no i mostly just want more junkrat even skins
46. What country would you like a new character to come from?Give us a french canadian hero
47. Favorite voice line?Junkrat’s multikills voicelines are what fuels me, Come out and play is a fave, and the ouverture singing. And Road and Rein just laughing at multikills too man
48. Favorite player icon?Have fish masterrace
49. Favorite emote?Lucio’s dance, Roadhog’s sit, Junkrat’s sit, Roadhog’s headbanging, Winston’s PB, Ana’s Candy
50. Favorite spray?PUNCH KID MASTERRACE
51.Favorite victory pose?I like when everyone is just squatting
52. Favorite highlight intro?I like all the ones where they shove their guns in your face so you can see how gold it is
53. Characters you ship the most?No I, don’t care............ I only ship Winston and happiness y’know it. I’m ok with some ships but I truly do not actively ship anything nor care about it
54. Characters you ship the least?Junkrat x anything makes me uncomfortable as all hell, I’ve never been so attached to another character not being interested in romance before, it just rubs me the wrong way. a lot
55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?Roadhog and anyone, don’t get me wrong, I love how he just doesn’t talk to anyone except junkrat (and mccree once to threaten him) and just talks to himself, but pls lmao. Also more torb and rein pls, their interactions are so fucking good lmao
56. Character you wish had a comic about?Lucio
57. Favorite comic released?Going Legit or the Bastion one
58. Favorite short released?Last Bastion
59. Favorite new character released?Grandma’s pretty tight
60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?Uh Talon, I guess? Probs overwatch tho because at least we know what’s their goal beside ‘lmao we’re bad guys’
61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?I’m pro omnic yall know it
62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)Athena
63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?No more Junkrat self damage is fucking hilarious, and the whole Lucio changes are fucking incredibly fun
64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?Roadhog 8( FeelsBadMan
65. Best ultimate?Rein is easily my fave one. It can be absolutely useless or you can get a team wipe with it if you use it well. It’s so satisfying
66. Worst ultimate?I would’ve said McCree but now it’s actually pretty good. Gotta say Hanzo’s pretty fucking horrid lmao
67. Most kills in game?shit lemme go see... In QP it’s 41 with Hog, in comp it’s 58 with D.Va ( I once got 50 with Lucio?? lmao )
68. Most heals in game?In QP, 16.8K with Lucio and in comp 37K with... also Lucio
69. What character do you think needs a nerf? D.Va’s DM probably...... lmao or a slight rework at least
70. What character do you think needs a buff?I’d really like if the hook cooldown for hog went back to 6 seconds, or listen... I’d love for torb to be actually decent, could you imagine... 
71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?Nope lmao
72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?Like a minute and a half on Volkskaya or something
73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?Probably the same thing
74. Your best Overwatch-related story?I met some of my best friends through it, yes yes im looking at you, rayan :^)
75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?One night I got matched against all of my irl friends it was great and completely random
76. Platform you play on?PC, I own it on ps4 as a joke but it’s awful, I’m awful. lmao
77. Do you stream?If people asks 
78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?Friends usually, I don’t mind playing alone tho
79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?So many
80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?Nope, I’d make a nice mei tho i have the same glasses and i also happen to be evil
81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?I never wrote fanfiction lmao but my blog... lmao
82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?2400? 2300? we don’t talk about the end of season 4
83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?I don’t think I’ve ever played that, but I’d play lucio just for the boops
84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One ,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?Havent played either, id be fine with anyone tho 
85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?i dont play brawls idk.......... lucio bc i can just jump on roadhogs heads and be safe
86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?Team idc about shimada bros im so sorry
87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?Im top 1% objective time lucio baby
88. Does your team?yeah cuz i dont play with morons lmao, even randoms im usually pretty lucky
89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?I dont think I want to know
90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?Mystery Heroes, ez
91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?I have most of cosmetics for everyone
92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?Orisa, she’s new
93. Have you ever made your own custom game?Nope
94. Best D.Va skin?Bruiser
95. Best Mercy skin?Witch? I think
96. Best Tracer skin?How about.... none........ jk the latest one was decent
97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?all day everyday
98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?JET PACK CAT. id be down for... one more animal character, otherwise thatd be too much. another robot eventually, though we just got one. im fine with humans
99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?widow tbh, i dont care for her much lorewise, she’s french and also either 1. they’re mostly useless in a match or 2. good and simply unfun to play against
100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?idk lmao ive never really bothered to think about that
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