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poetryvampire · 3 days ago
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this is, to anyone that knows me, absolutely hilarious. Woof
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what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?
mine are the tower and the chariot
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littlegirlinvisible · 4 months ago
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I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire, these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.
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snow-white-shadow · 2 months ago
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"... Maria...?"
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cosmogyros · 2 days ago
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"Elon Musk, the world's most powerful internet troll, has found yet another joker mask to wear..." (x)(x)(x)
we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"
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millenniallust4death · 9 months ago
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Why didn't anyone tell me that Andy Weir wrote a new chapter for The Martian???
From Andy Weir's Facebook page (11 Feb. 2024):
It was ten years ago today that The Martian hit shelves. I owe everything that happened since then to you, my readers. I can't thank you enough. So, for the hell of it, I wrote some additional content for The Martian.
For your reading pleasure: The Martian: Lost Sols.
https://galactanet.com/lostsols.pdf
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caroandcats · 24 days ago
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ever wonder if you should be more normal about buddie ? no worries, oliver's got your back and he said "let's get worse <3"
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night-orchids · 7 days ago
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margindoodles2407 · 3 days ago
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@seeking-elsewhither
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Blorbo
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ingravinoveritas · 11 months ago
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Tonight is press night for Macbeth, and Michael is sitting in the second row beaming at David as proud as can be. The two of them looking at each other like that is everything...
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yoursicklilbaby · 2 days ago
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Oh Mother
Kathryn liking thirst tweets about herself I'm screaming
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holyblanchett · 1 month ago
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There's two types of stans 🤣😭
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illithiddies · 10 months ago
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This is probably the most devastating camera glitch I've ever gotten, good god the timing. The framing. The earring being in focus. Why is this so heartbreaking
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ramblesbiab · 6 days ago
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*inhales*
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nicknelosn · 7 months ago
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9-1-1 (2018-) | S07E05 'You Don't Know Me'
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coolpartytimefan · 8 months ago
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Rick and Michonne - TOWL // s1.5 (💍)
Rick: Michonne, wait. I’ve been wanting to say something. It’s a broken world, Michonne, and you’re the only thing that puts it back together. 'Til my last breath, I’m yours. Michonne: I could never have imagined this. But it could only ever have been you. ……I’m yours.
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anxitea-shop · 2 months ago
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Cunty, he's so cunty I swear. Literally a walking fruit
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