#(i mean obikin isn't incest. but it is. to me)

[sukugo]

it's been kinda funny for me going from 2 very fucked up ships to sukugo.

[phoenixyfriend]

Asking for a friend but could you maybe post what you wrote about each couple in the problematic ship test, they're super funny and I'm struggeling to get them but keep failling and I'm tired :(

thx <3

Sure!

Context:

The rarepair quiz

The femslash quiz

The #problematic ship quiz

Fanon vs Canon

Disclaimer from the start of the quiz: you must recognize that, as a quiz about problematic ships, this will contain references to hot-button topics, namely clonecest, dating within the jedi lineage as pseudo-incest, and age differences. It will also make pointed jabs at some ships for comedic purposes. From this point forward, you take your experience into your own hands.

Rexsoka - Rex/Ahsoka The big one! We are here for ambiguously-shaped relationships that are nonetheless incredibly devoted and intense. They COULD be best friends... or they could be basically married. It doesn't matter! They are two halves of the same black ops specialist.

Jangobi - Jango/Obi-Wan One of these men is an incompetent but well-meaning older brother/dad. One of them is an absentee father to over three million. Together they are... something.

Obitine - Obi-Wan/Satine We are not here for a HAPPY ENDING. We are here for the DRAMA and the TRAUMA and the PINING and DYING IN EACH OTHERS' ARMS.

Jangosoka - Jango/Ahsoka ...................listen, she goes back in time, kicks his ass, and accidentally makes him fall in love with her. I don't know what else to tell you. I've written tens of thousands of words on them.

Bosoka - Bo-Katan/Ahsoka The important part is Ahsoka murdering something and then Bo-Katan killing villains and sending the body parts to her as a courting gift. (I only ship it as a time-travel, but Bo-Katan's age is ambiguous enough that they COULD be in the same age group? As you will.)

Chewku - Chewbacca/Dooku Literally why

DarthFett - Vader/Boba The inherent eroticism of sending this bastard in armor to go kill things for you. Maybe hire him to hunt you for the sport of it. Have some fun with the game. Attempted murder is love.

ObiLeia - Obi-Wan/Leia I know my flowers AND I know a bitch when I see one!

MaulObi - Maul/Obi-Wan What's love without extreme trauma and multiple attempted murders.

Jinmi - Qui-Gon/Shmi He's just very GALLANT to her and we're going to ignore the inherent power imbalance of it because he's such a gentleman to her, and only her, in TPM.

CodyWan - Cody/Obi-Wan The main thing here is that a lot of the people who DO ship it are the same people who are judging me (and others) for enjoying other results from this quiz, and yet... shipping a thirteen-year-old slave with his boss, who is three times his age, and is legally a person when the technically 13yo guy isn't exactly... I mean, it sure is problematic! We don't talk about it much, but it sure is a thing that is in the text! It's not pure and lacking in problems!

Barrissoka - Barriss/Ahsoka Sometimes your girlfriend (20F) frames you (16F) for terrorism and ruins your life. It's fine. Everything is fine. Don't worry about it. You can fix her.

Blyla - Bly/Aayla YES it's a gross abuse of power, but consider this: she pretty.

Codexwalker - Cody/Anakin/Rex Rex is in love with Anakin and Cody wants to ruin That Jedi and also egging Rex on, and when you grow up in a population of three million identical faces, it doesn't ping the Westermarck effect at all, so it's not hitting the incest button, especially when you've got this whining mess of a Skywalker to take apart together.

QuiRael - Qui-Gon/Rael It's not incest but it sure does sound like it if you don't know anything about Jedi Lineages

Anidala - Anakin/Padme YES he choked me out almost to death while I was nine months pregnant on a lava planet. NO I am not giving up on him. I can still fix him.

Obikin - Obi-Wan/Anakin Okay I'm not actually an active shipper of this one, BUT if you don't think time-travel fics where young oblivious Obi-Wan has an immediate crush on his-age-or-older Anakin, which Anakin tries his hardest to ignore while other time-travelers laugh at him for it, is THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST THING EVER--

JangoShmi - Jango/Shmi Do they have shared traumas? Yes. Do they have a massive power imbalance? Also yes. Do we care? Only insofar as it makes an interesting fic.

Windwalker - Mace/Anakin Sometimes. Sometimes you have a rage crush on an authority figure. It doesn't go anywhere, but you ARE a teenager with a lot of time and a lot of adrenaline and a magic sword...

ObiAniDala - Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padme We are going to ignore so many things... OR we could feed into it. Anakin's already got enough issues, let's just use his complex and messy relationships with Obi-Wan and Padme to make it all ten times worse.

Padme/Sabe It's literally just the handmaiden/feudal lord meme, but you don't have to believe me. Here's a Sabe quote from the actual novel: "Of course I [love her]. It's a complicated relationship. She can order me to my death, and I will go. And she knows it. We've worked hard to maintain a balance we will never truly have. As far as I can see, she will always pick Naboo, and I will always pick her."