#(i love brittany so much she’s so REALL)

[saotoru]

the most recent ask from 🐯 anon got me thinking thoughts... what about all of those at the same time? :P

leon coming home from work while you're sitting lazily on the couch, so he comes and sits between your thighs. at first hes watching your show with you, however when you rest your head on his shoulder you realize that hes so squirmy ..? in the end he tells you that was just soo pent up all day at work today but was too embarrassed to tell you!! how cute!!

so, like any good partner would do, of course you tease him saying how hes so naughty thinking of you all day while trying to do his job? wooow what a whore <3. but of course he's your whore, so he ends up with his pants + boxers off shirt unbuttoned hands ALL over his chest. soon enough you're jerking him off without even moving from your original seat (bc leon :( i'm just so tired from waiting for you all night D: OHHHH LAWWWDDD SEDATE ME)

does this even make sense? idk its my late night ramblings again... - 🐞

(loved the brittany broski reference from the last ask btw LOL she's literally the spokeswoman of being insane over fictional men)

OH GOOD GOD YOU ALWAYS KILL ME!!!

wahhh sitting on the couch w him resting against your chest after a long day :( hes so needy but doesn’t know how to say it. fidgets in your arms, nuzzles his cheek against yours until you finally ask why he’s moving so much. he’s still shy to admit it but then he feels your hands slide beneath his shirt and up his waist and soon you’re playing with his nipples :( you definitely won’t get a straight answer out of him now, the only noise he can make is a sharp inhale through gritted teeth while you pinch and thumb them. he’s nearly forgotten all about his day or what even happened before being in your lap like this—that is, until your hands fall away from his chest. suddenly he can talk again, but only to beg; i couldn’t—i couldn’t stop thinking about you today. please, just wanna feel good. want you to make me feel good, please please please.

soon you’re lifting his shirt overhead and slipping off his pants and now he’s fucking naked. the feeling of your clothes on his back only serves as a reminder of just how embarrassing this is and leon’s secretly grateful he’s not facing you otherwise you’d see just how hot his face feels. it only grows worse when you’re whispering in his ear, asking him to show you what he was fantasizing about all day. that’s when he’ll guide your hand down to his cock, lets you feel how it’s leaking and throbbing and aches so damn much. ‘s been like this all day he whines. thought about you sitting on my face and it wouldn’t go away. he’s so impatient too, humping himself in your palm, hand holding yours as he guides you to jerk him off :( and who would you be to not start pumping him slowly, licking his neck, and telling him what a pretty slut he is for being horny all day :( he can’t help but whimper at that but he can’t even complain because this exactly what he wanted! all he can do is clutch your wrist sooo tight as you jerk him off. he won’t stop squirming and cums so fucking much when you wrap an hand around his neck and squeeze <33 he just wants to be your boytoy </3

[movies-for-everyone]

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

I can’t even explain how much i love this movie. It’s one of my all time favorites. I think i’ve watched it like 20 times, not exaggerating ! I’ve recently watched it with my boyfriend and even though he was not so sure he’s gonna like it because it looks like a chick flick he ended up loving it.

The movie is about well...John Tucker ! haha. No not really...the main character is Kate. She had to move around most of her life when her mom ended relationships with men so she never made any realy friends or had a boyfriend. She gets a job at a restaurant in town where he sees the most popular guy in school with a different girl every other day. Now, that wouldn’t be a big deal, but they are all his girlfriends and all think they’re dating John exclusively. 

The actors were fine. Some of them better than the others. There were some bigger names of the 2000s like Sophia Bush. This is also the first time i saw Arielle Kebble who played Lexi on The Vampire Diaries. I honestly loved Brittany Snow in all her movies, including an episode of Gossip Girl. 

Please, please, pretty please watch this movie because i swear by it that is hilarious and trust me that you won’t regret it ! I reall hope you’ll like it because i loved it !!

[diomdes]

90-100! uwu

ah ! thank u !!!

90. What makes you angry?

So MUch oh my god but like especially ppl being rude to workers in customer service cos 90% of the time it is Not the employee’s fault and it just Enrages Me

91. Do you like your own name?

i reall y do not lmao but that’s fine it’s fine it’s whatever im not bitter nah no not me nope

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

ejnmdnmeddnfmn ive postulated (tho at the moment i project never rlly wanting kids???) and some names i really Love are henri, auguste, and opal so like. 2 impressionists and a rock LMAO

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

i mean

94. What are you strengths?

Big Empathy, Soft Heart, Full Of Love

95. What are your weaknesses?

Bad At Articulating, No Motivation, Big Whiner

96. How did you get your name?

my mom was gonna name me ‘micah’ and then my grandmother was like ‘no!!!! that’s a boy’s name!!!!’ and they fought for a long time and my mom was tired so she was like ‘fine we’ll just name her brittany’ and yep

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

NOPE

98. Do you have any scars?

i do ! i have a couple on my feet on account of running into things and i have one circle one on my lips ! Moon Lips

99. Color of your bedspread?

my usual duvet is just white but the quilt ive got on my bed right now is like. yellow n green and red and sorta like pale pale yellow??? it’s not my favorite but we had it in the house so Ya Know no complaints

100. Color of your room? 

beige !!! my old room was a navy blue but i kinda like the beige better ! 

thank u for asking omg !!!!!