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Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au
"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"
Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.
He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.
It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.
Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.
It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.
Because it really only meant one thing.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.
Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.
This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?
It would be a firestorm.
One that Vlad is not keen on starting.
It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.
It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.
His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.
"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.
Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.
He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.
The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.
He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.
"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.
Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.
But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.
Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.
"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."
Bastard.
For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.
But, well.
They all have their dark secrets.
And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.
"I see."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc fanfic#i was hit with this idea two hours ago and was hit with the intrinsic need to write it down#parental vlad masters#protective vlad masters#vlad is currently going 'OH? OH YOU ABANDON AND REPLACE **MY** SON??? MURDER. DEATH. BEES UPON YOUR FAMILY'#but he's also still like. evil. much less of a creep! but evil. so he comes off a bit possessive. which was intentional.#vlad's reaction is kinda valid if it was accurate and bruce DID willingly and knowingly abandon danny. except he didn't. he has no idea#danny is even alive. vlad doesn't know that tho. we all love a good reasonable misunderstanding :]#hc that vlad needs a cane as a human because the ecto-acne that killed him fucked his nerves up a bit as a result and now he's got a bad le#and is also immunocompromised. which had a slight hand in his 20 year isolation thing.#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#stillborn danny#vlad masters#this may or may not be canon to the au im still thinking about it#vlad acknowledges that danny is formiddable but he's also not wrong that a media shitstorm like that would hurt him considerably.#diamonds are the toughest known material to man and yet it still shatters like glass when put under pressure. vlad's right he's fragile#ummm anyways yeah Vlad finds out first and promptly decides to go 'oh okay so fuck you personally actually. keep your replacement child'#he has No Plans on telling Danny what he learned mostly for the obvious selfish reasons and also bc yeah. this is gonna hurt danny#ITS NOT FUN IF IT ISNT A LITTLE TOXIIIIC#i absolutely know that vlad only swears in deserts which is why its important that i have him call bruce wayne a bastard directly.
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i feel bad about it but "he killed eighty people in two days" in The Avengers just doesn't seem like that high a number to me? it'd be high for a normal person, but in supervillainy terms that's... a bit crap, really isn't it?
no wonder Thor was so quick to say "he's adopted" the honour of the family is at stake here, you can't let the humans think that's the best any of them can do D:
#the avengers (2012)#(i have to specify which avengers so i can sort my thor-and-his-mates posts from my steed-and-emma-peel ones)#(i'll just assume someone's already written that crossover)#brodinsons (bringing-shame-upon-the-family edition)#queue#it's only like one every half hour or one every 15 minutes if he stops to sleep and eat and piss and so on#well he wasn't feeling his best he was clearly looking a bit under the weather i'm sure on a normal day he could do way better than that#not to make the obvious comparison here but we saw sylvie kill about one or two people per minute on occasion didn't we?
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the man who can light my torch any day
#the heat of that flame is nothing compared to the heat of my passion for him#maximus please have just a shred of mercy upon me#he is. so stunning here and for WHAT#make a baby with me maximus i am b e g g i n g you#give me this man and a private room and about eighteen hours and i will emerge a new person#his facial expressions here just kill me#the uncertainty the worry the keeping himself cool even though it’s a terrifying situation#that’s a face that needs to be covered in kisses#also hello arm muscles#he’s just so beautiful i could cry#or throw myself off a cliff#the roman style looks SO perfect on him i swear#the haircut the beard the tunics the firelight reflecting off his features#NO ONE looks as good in firelight as maximus#i took so many screencaps of this scene#couldn’t help it#my phone is running out of storage but what am i supposed to do??#delete the 28294055827239595 pictures i have of maximus???#as if i could be parted from a single picture of my beloved#his face is the wallpaper of my heart#i want to have a clandestine affair with him in the tunnels below the gladiator school#this set of caps is inspiring me#come back later maximus and i are making some passionate love on that stone staircase#i swear this man would be getting laid so hard by me every night#my love my life my ocean breeze my starry sky my everything my BELOVED HUSBAND#never getting over him as long as i live#gladiator#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1826219371762520415?t=dKB-W68C0rh58bXI61LP7g&s=19
ok miss thing
ok now tell me she falls in love with her half brother or something while doing all that murdering
#asks#anya taylor joy#people#regardless. yyaaaaasssd anya on the television <333 hours upon hours of anya on the tv killing people <333 yayy yippieeeeee even
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Nightmares and Dreams that Haunt the Night Commander Harukehn - @harukehn
#gw2#guild wars 2#gw2 oc#gw2 sylvari#art#lyhil#harukehn#gore#fantasy gore#suggestive#well. steeples hands. where to begin.#The departing haunts my mind constantly. tyria's hero is killed in a cowardly ambush and they die alone#in a place that is not their home#against a god that is not (always) their own#how long did the hours stretch on before your comrades found you#how long did they grieve you around the incomprehensible doom your death brings upon this realm#if youre a sylvari then youve had five years to experience life#before balthazars sword ensures you do not see another#in harukehns case - it creates an anxiety and a drive to finally allow himself the desires and curiosities he previously shamed himself for#it takes death for him to truly comprehend how short his life could be - and all that he has forbade himself from having#the link between these two pages is that lyhil has carried harukehn like this only twice#once - a broken small body bleeding in his vice grip as he rushed to harukehn to a mender. every step filled with panic.#twice - legs failing after a moment of bliss: far too weak to make it down the snowy mountain from the hot spring they had escaped to#also i enjoyed a lot the focus of a body being so terribly shattered by violence and fear could still mend and be held and appreciated#anyway if you made it to this tag you're a real one#please be appropriate levels of unwell about this else i shall refrain from sharing in future LAUGHS
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(Hammer anon)
Hi =]
It's worth mentioning that the twins did have a pretty solid understanding of what they were signing up for
That good to know! I think I’m just very used to arceus offering people a deal and then Not Explaining the Consequences (very… fae coded I suppose lol). It’s very sweet that despite all this they still agreed. Ingo wants to help people!! Of course he does. Every time I look into their in game quotes I’m always taken aback at how supportive and kind they both are. Like. Ingo is Nothing but encouraging and so so happy to see people succeed and grow. It makes sense that that sort of care would carry over to protecting the people he cares about (and even those he might not know!). Emmet is very similar- while he may be more to the point and use less words, he’s still super encouraging and kind! Even when he wins he still encourages you to come back and try again and again- he loves winning more than anything but even when he loses he’s still super happy!
I think that’s sort of character for them has faded in and out over time, and it’s super nice to see it. In the end, both the twins are fundamentally kind people that want others to grow.
… I forgot where I was going with that! Something something you are doing a fantastic job representing that with this story and how they act/ the decisions they make.
he has to made more of an effort to be kind and understanding and patient and gracious than he fucking wants to.
Customer service attitude sneaks up on him even without running a subway /silly
There is. So much here I could gush over (how much emmet cares for ingo, how much he respects his brother and his want for others to understand and acknowledge him as well) but the. They love encourager so much and want to help each other and although they struggle to find ways to do so, and cannot use the methods they used to, they still find ways to support and help each other though this. They still have eachother’s backs no matter what- even after such a huge shift in tracks.
There is something verrry sweet about that. (A real “would you love me if I was a worm over 120 ft mechanical bearing bond comprehension / a magical mechanic that can make metal float?”)
It’s funny to imagine Emmet being at the end of his rope talking with someone, and ingo just. Walking up to them and the other person hurrying away. (Well. It’s funny if you don’t think about it to much)
That trust IS earned, that kindness is repaid.
I have many thoughts of the twins being kind no matter what. Even with nearly every odd turned against them and forever changed, they are kind. And, eventually, that kindness is returned. Love that message- it’s a hard one to internalize but it’s so worth spreading.
… you are giving me fic ideas. (Not necessarily related to this au but)
No one else has heard him speak since the change, but Emmet listens, and Emmet is thrilled at every opportunity he has to hear him.
( ╥ ᴗ ╥)
I swear I had more to say here. This is just very sweet and I want to gesture at it with strong emotion (love listening to people talk. It’s so nice to hear them just speak. I’m sure for emmet and ingo it’s. So much.)
they'd also be able to train and grow and continue to push eachother to greater heights, even if one of them is warden and the other isn't.
“You grow stronger by matching yourself against a strong opponent. Please do your best and run toward the destination, an even higher state."
“Winning against us is a milestone in your life. You can rack up more and more. Please move on toward an even greater goal!"
“it was very fun! You want to win, and I don't want to lose. That's real. When we clash in battles, I feel very excited!"
“We won, but I am not really satisfied. I can tell that you won't give up. Because you will be much, much stronger. That's why we are waiting for you to come back!"
Yeah I think so too.
I can just imagine how they would encourage each other to keep getting stronger- even when far away from one another. Better combinations! New strategies! Just for the next time the other visits.
no special interest in trains (yet,)
I know the focus had been mostly on the getting used to everything in huisi but I would Love to hear about adventures in the future. I will. Ask specific questions in another ask! But feel free to ramble about anything so I can ping some ideas around =]
Emmet can solve nearly every problem… monster or a tragedy or a weapon.
Not quoting that entires sections here as it’s rather long- but ough. I Know I keep going back to “the relationship they have is so sweet” but you are Killing me here. Emmet knowing he can take care of ingo… finding his new form buetiful thanks to the gifts he was given… being there and letting his brother rapid fire informations and rambles and thoughts… ingo being able to make his brother feel safe, being able to feel and sense him in ways that he never had before…
Seeing the other hurting and wishing with all their heart to comfort the other. Just doing their best to make sure the other knows that they are there for them, no matter what.
they made me realize I have autism.
Yeah. Yup. I have the braking suspicion that a Lot of people had that realization (I! Also had that realization.)
Ingo does mention that he thinks he recalls him and emmet used to “battle and discuss Pokémon, I think” so it makes sense they would do the same here! Even if ingo himself is the “Pokemon” lol.
The most successful way Ingo finds to help Emmet sleep is actually by giving him his own room aboard.
https://imgur.com/a/7wKhc3Q
(This is a link to a drawing- You can totally post it on your answer tho!)
Just a sketch- fighting the combination of executive distinction + other ideas in my head + wanting to keep some of the other stuff a surprise
I know! I skipped a lot of details (trust me I am chewing on All of them- I just may not have known what to add / not had anything to comment about it) but man I. Am shaking this around like a chew toy.
Hiii :DD Hi welcome back!
I think I’m just very used to arceus offering people a deal and then Not Explaining the Consequences
Mhhhhm. That's a common fandom trope, and one that I'm frankly not very fond of. I have a lot of thoughts and opinions about how Arceus is handled in fandom and I don't want to get into all of them right now, but broadly in all my AUs where Arceus is involved, I try to write it sort of like a benign background grand master. It orchestrates these events and conclusions, but tries to avoid getting directly involved where possible. In my AUs, Arceus is actively avoiding being malicious whenever it is present and everything is done for a reason.
So in the case of Mecha AU, where it is directly getting involved in a drastic way, I want to actually give it a chance to have a character in the story than just being a 'deus ex machina.' (HAH. double pun) Most of that is through nuance, which is why I've been quick clarify that Ingo and Emmet knew what would happen and why I made Arceus' blessing so specific. It comes back as an key character later in their story, although that's a tale for a different time. Mainly, it's just really important to me that Arceus actually gets to Be a character instead of a plot point. It has motivations, goals, and a personality.
Every time I look into their in game quotes I’m always taken aback at how supportive and kind they both are. [...] Something something you are doing a fantastic job representing that with this story and how they act/ the decisions they make.
🥺 That actually means more than I can say. I've noticed that this particular trait does often get either overlooked (especially in?? Emmet's case??? for some reason??) or otherwise written in a way that doesn't quite feel right to me. I'm glad that this specific trait comes across in my work because i care about it a lot and it's the thing I focus on most when attempting to create anything about the twins.
I don't feel like I get it right all the time either, to be honest, but I do try my best. The way they're written canonically is so compelling to me but gamefreak please..... they have so few lines.... there is so little to work with. God knows I'm going to stretch it as far as I can but pokemon is just kind of Like This (vague gestures towards stories with a young target audience and casts way too large to thoroughly develop each arbitrary character)
In the end, both the twins are fundamentally kind people that want others to grow.
(To summarize: This ^)
[Jericho-Typical ramble below:]
Customer service attitude sneaks up on him even without running a subway /silly
It does!!!! It does and he HATES it!!! I think they should be nice to him and give him a break. I also think Emmet should get to go to a rage room as a treat.
They still have eachother’s backs no matter what- even after such a huge shift in tracks. [...] There is something verrry sweet about that.
THEY DO!!! THEY DO and it's SO important to me.
They would still love eachother if the other was a wurmple. If Emmet was a wurmple he could live in Ingo's lungs with the rest of the wild wurmple colony (JOKE) (But not entirely. because. Ingo does have a couple of stowaway bugs in his vents now and then. He's so big that if he sits very, very, very still, they'll climb on him like he's any other mountain or building. Emmet keeps having to remove them from the premises so their webs and nests don't block the airways, but Ingo keeps letting them back in when Emmet isn't looking) <- He can get away with this because bug types are known to have fewer brain cells (intensely affectionate) so they don't immediately clock him as giant living threat
[Doodle from a few years ago]
It’s funny to imagine Emmet being at the end of his rope talking with someone, and ingo just. Walking up to them and the other person hurrying away. (Well. It’s funny if you don’t think about it to much)
Actually, since Emmet tends to stay nearby him and Ingo can reach very far, MY funny visual is Emmet just. TOTALLY pissed at somebody. and Ingo reaches over with his claw to drag Emmet away by the collar of his coat. This is not realistic. He probably just lets Emmet climb onto the inside edge of his claw and carries him off, but the first option is a lot funnier to imagine.
I have many thoughts of the twins being kind no matter what. Even with nearly every odd turned against them and forever changed, they are kind. And, eventually, that kindness is returned. Love that message- it’s a hard one to internalize but it’s so worth spreading.
I feel a sappy kind of complicated feeling that I'm not quite sure how to put into words other than, y eah 🥺
The one thing that has never failed me is being kind. If nothing else succeeds, I am a firm believer that being kind cannot be completely overlooked, even in the face of fear, uncertainty, and anger. Kindness heals a lot more than people realize, even if you're directing it at other people. So, in stories I write, I also find it hard to write characters who are genuinely kind and caring in conflict with the people around them ksjdhgsg Call it a flaw, it probably is one, but man im a sap for kindness as a universal mediator.
… you are giving me fic ideas. (Not necessarily related to this au but)
:D!!! I'm thrilled to hear it!! If you ever write anything do let me know!! I love when my work can inspire other people to create things of their own, genuinely makes me so happy.
( ╥ ᴗ ╥) love listening to people talk. It’s so nice to hear them just speak. I’m sure for emmet and ingo it’s. So much.
I didn't have a lot specific to add to this but it reminded me of one of the first drawings I did of the Engineer and Mecha Ingo (This is from 2022) and I guess today is art day because I really wanna share some of the doodles I've made over the years of these two
Emmet IS in this drawing he's just very very small.
This makes me want to draw something new between the two of them. A quiet conversation or something with Ingo talking while Emmet listens. I'm not sure if/when I'll have time but it would be really nice 🥺
I know the focus had been mostly on the getting used to everything in huisi but I would Love to hear about adventures in the future. I will. Ask specific questions in another ask! But feel free to ramble about anything so I can ping some ideas around =]
Ohhhhohohohh......... This is not a good topic to let me ramble about anything. We've been mostly talking about Hisui so far, but the majority of my time with this AU until the last year or so was spent hyperfixated on Post-Hisui. I would say that just as much of the story takes place after Hisui as it does in Hisui, and I think the most important note about their "adventures in the future" is that, getting to that future is the hard part.
The Engineer, as previously mentioned in the main masterlist, falls into a coma not long after Ingo sinks into the ocean. Ingo... Does not. or, not right away. Emmet's sleep is very... different. And specific. It's unnatural. Forced. And, if you'll recall from that same initial post, Emmet will not die as long as Ingo is still alive. He's functionally immortal.
But that means that Ingo is still there, at the bottom of the ocean. He has internal oxygen stores. He has onboard water and power. He doesn't need to "eat food," necessarily. He can last for a long time without any external help, in large part because he can't move. (Half buried in the sand, the weight of the ocean is too great.) He's not using up the normally vast amount of energy he requires to function.
And he waits. and waits... and... ...The worst part is, Ingo doesn't have any point of reference for what is going on outside. He doesn't know what the people of Hisui are doing, he doesn't know where Emmet is. He doesn't know that Emmet falls into an unshakeable sleep right on cue alongside his own internal systems shifting to a power-saving hibernation.
Ingo is alone under the water for a very, very long time.
That's all I'll say for now. I'm very ill about it and I don't want to ramble too long when you've mentioned sending a different ask about it another time. Ingo's time under the ocean is, a lot, and none of it is happy.
Seeing the other hurting and wishing with all their heart to comfort the other. Just doing their best to make sure the other knows that they are there for them, no matter what.
No matter what happens now or in the future, this is what their relationship is based on. As much as that love and care is the thing that fuels them, it's also one of the things that hurts the most. They care SO much, more than anything, yet sometimes they care so much that it aches. their whole story is like this unfortunately and I uhhmmm,,,,,,, i havent found a way to, fix that. so I'm working on that part.
I can't quote that whole section either because it really is so much, but I keep rereading it too. It does give a very good perspective into how both of them feel and the experiences they're having. In a way, I think it does a better job than most of my other explanations.
[The most successful way Ingo finds to help Emmet sleep is actually by giving him his own room aboard.] https://imgur.com/a/7wKhc3Q This is a link to a drawing- You can totally post it on your answer tho!
[Drawn by Hammer Anon]
DUUUUUDE!!!! THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSHHH 😭😭🥺 I've been staring at this all evening. This is so lovely and sweet and peaceful... I especially love how you've personalized Emmet's space here. He looks so comfortable in the hammock
The way you've drawn his core is extremely fascinating to me but does make sense based on my extremely limited description. Mentally noting this down for later I didn't give a good description of Ingo's core, but this is what it was ""supposed"" to look like:
I put ""supposed"" in quotations because while this was my first idea from years ago, it also feels extremely lackluster, so I've been wanting to redesign completely it for a while. But also holy shit please if anyone knows what that ^ shape is called I spent SO long trying to look it up with no results and I really don't want to just call it the Fruit Gusher Shape because surely there's an actual word for this kind of twelve sided shape (ignoring the bottom side-view drawing don't worry about that one)
Anyway
The funny thing is, I HAVE tried to draw Emmet's room several times, but your sketch is actually closer to how it looks in my head than any of the drawings I've made. This is because. All fictional locations in my brain operate on dream logic and generally have incomprehensible non-Euclidian structures. So genuinely this is exactly how I envision it when I talk about it.
The room is rectangular (longer than it is wide) in my head but this ^ was for a school project with specific requirements. Again, really don't like how Ingo's core looks here so I'm thinking of redoing it entirely/almost entirely. I like the closer/more cramped/more homey vibe of the sketch more than the digital one.
The way you drew it actually makes me really happy, and I'm thinking maybe I should push aside how I think it's "supposed" to look in order to actually mess around with how it Really looks in my head. You got the computer terminal basically perfect, and I love the addition of the pearl clan banner + the little gliscor plush/toy. Super lovely 🥺
I know! I skipped a lot of details (trust me I am chewing on All of them- I just may not have known what to add / not had anything to comment about it) but man I. Am shaking this around like a chew toy.
All good! 🤝 I definitely do the same when I'm not sure what to add. Rest assured I have been regularly coming back just to reread everything and hrhghthhh. Yeah. Good. I fully understand. I wouldn't call your ask chew toys because those aren't my thing but like, if AUs are songs then your asks are like the Audio Visualizers that play in my brain whenever I think about them. Does that comparison make any sense? Maybe not. Point being: metaphor for a sensory stimuli I like
Mecha AU Masterlist
#Submas#Submas Art#Ingo#Emmet#Pokemon Ingo#Pokemon Emmet#Subway Graffiti#Subway Boss Ingo#Subway Boss Emmet#AUs#Mecha AU#Mechanical Dreams#Crack AU#Ask#Killing Me With Hammers Anon#Ramble#posting this one in the horrid hours of the night because executive dysfunction is upon me#i love you hammer anon thank you ;; this is seriously so sweet. I'm going to be looking at this drawing for days.#It's genuinely so thoughtful and lovely I can't express enough how happy I am
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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#star fetchers#peripeteia#sanyati#if i had a nickel for every time there was an MC in a (cyber)punk dystopia#who upon waking up or starting their life had to kill 100+ people over the course of an hour#id have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice#myart#my art
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Chapter Update! Again!
Ship: Aurora Winn/Elias Leroux
Rating: M
Murder Time!!!!!
Total word count (so far): 5,162
The Slaughter
elias is mine, rory belongs to @thedeafprophet !
(about two chapters left!!!)
#feeding the strays#dye stained fic#fallen london#fallen london ocs#fallen london fics#fics#woe! two updates within 24 hours be upon ye!!!#elias leroux#rory#others ocs#cw murder#i need. to wrest my wrist after all this lmfao#elias finding out they're into something at a Very Inopportune (or Very Opportune?) Moment#ask to tag#yay killing and stalking and violence and blood#woahhhhhh we're (slightly over) halfway there woah-oh! kitten on a stair!#i've looped my writing playlist so many fucking times lnvjdfvjkbdvdv#yes i transcribed AND edited both of these chapters today. well. yesterday by the time this leaves my queueue#too many ues there. whooueps#queue the music
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guess who waded through a mental health mudbank today
#kostik draws#my boots will never recover#this is a wholesome drawing. i do feel better#5 hours outside + some socialising = no more kill myself brain at least for this evening. yippeee#taking it upon myself to be vocal when things are good and not just complain when things are bad (most of the time...)
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clearing my phone of apps i don't use is fun because i keep saying "hmm, but i used that one for like a month last year, maybe i'll get back to it" "okay i Don't care about this app.. but what if i wanna use it again someday" "but i Need it" and i'm thinking these thoughts about fucking Bacon
i love this game
#funny#waffles thoughts#apps#phones#textposts#organization#bacon#bacon game#if you don't know what the Bacon game is its a mobile game where you#tap the screen and a skillet throws a Bacon strip at something#and you have to put Bacon on things#it's so lame but i've killed Hours upon hours of time with this thing#never die Bacon
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computers should be capable of emotion so that i can inflict suffering upon them
#.din#.txt#and so should art programs. i should be able to be prosecuted for causing untold emotional damage upon a computer.#i hope robots try to kill the human race so i can murder them right fucking back. if they can kill then they can suffer.#im so fucking mad right now. not AS mad. but still fucking mad.#six hours. six fucking hours. the lineart was done. the lineart was clean. im going to psychologically torture sai.`
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The day any of my irl friends find this blog I'm so cooked
#soft pupa hours#when you realize you've basically written a step by step on how to kill you#some of my online friends know which is already TERRIFYING#tis a curse upon this home :(
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love the unintentionally framing for the separation of these two segments of writing because this reads as 'she met someone important to her; something bad happened to them'
like Yeah. she sure did.
#my writings#rea rambles#you ever meet a man who attempts to kill you and tries to backstab you upon first meeting but before long#you've just thrown hands with a goddess for what she did to your companions (but especially to him)?#LIKE NOT EVEN IN A ROMANTIC SENSE. SHE JUST GENUINELY CARES SO FUCKING MUCH ALL THE TIME EVER. *YOU HURT HER FRIENDS!!!!*#jail for the goddess of the lost; jail for her for ███████ years#anyways these were written like. WEEKS apart. I didn't know what was going to happen to Abaddon when I was writing that. and now.#anyways I'm doing the 6 am thing again. next writing post probably up in a couple hours#BACK TO WRITINGGG I GOOO#edit: one of my partners just called eno and abaddon as "lovebirds'' for a shipname what if i cried /so very pos#rea's trash
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all the rumblings of the outdoor game at loan depot being battle of florida... i understand... why do you people personally hate me though
#txt#shoutout to that uni friend of a friend i met and we were sportsballing as the boys tend to do#found out he was from tennessee and was thinking oh so youre a preds fan?#and then completely caught me off guard with how big of a bolts fan he was i was like tf are you doing around these parts???#also learned he hates the rays which is so funny because i hate the bolts but adore the rays#we swapped loyalities#anyways my dude apparently this is for us???#happy we might end up meeting each other like ships in the night to kill each other and have a beer afterwards#he also offered to make me rabbit soup upon the first 5 minutes of meeting and afterwards my friend was like oh he really likes you!#he wants to cook for you! he only does that to people he really likes. and i just stared at my friend like all i did was rag on his sports#loyalties for the whole hour as i sat on your lap wdym he finds my presence enjoyable i should be on his shit list#well anyways#anyways possible battle of the sunbelt... the curse of tb fans always being 4 hours away#which means yeah they travel well to soflo games. i hate it. please. it does psychic damage to me seeing them parade about.#think of me when you decide who the outdoor matchup will be against
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hymn to virgil is so fucking hot holy shitt
#i preordered the full vinyl like an hour after it was announced#the moment i saw through me (the flood) was included i was like gimme that shit#one of favs and for it to not be on any album was killing me so i was so happy to have it with all the other tracks#havent heard swan upon leda in a hot minute so i cant remember how much i like it#but hymn to virgil HITS so hard god DAMN#fits so well with that original album#i feel like it coulda been right after son of nyx and itd have felt so natural#idr when the vinyl arrives but if its before crimis ima have to wait till then to listen anyway cuz its a gift#i dont think i wanna know when it gets here lol the wait'll be too agonizing#hozier#unreal unearth#unreal unearth unending#hymn to virgil
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