#(hfrpconnect: drew starkey)

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hfrpconnect: drew starkey

lucy: seeing as we are gonna be monkey co-parents, i'm gonna assume we're already friends. so that just means you miss me, right? that's why you swiped on my profile? @xdrewstarkeyx

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lucy: that sounds like so much fun! i've had so much ice cream today already but i can go for more. deathly afraid of heights but i suppose if you don't make me look down i can pretend i'm not. and no, it's not too much. just the right amount. lucy: would you really have murdered me, though? i'm too cute to die. so, let me point you in the direction of someone else.. wait - that would make me an accomplice so, gonna not to do that either. lucy: if that were to happen i'd suppose i could bring our monkey child to visit you. you'd probably also look amazing in an orange jumpsuit.

Drew: Well, I was thinking we could go walk around Downtown Disney? Get some ice cream, see some of the lego statues they got going on. Go up in that hot air balloon thingy if you aren't afraid of heights? Drew: too much or? :P Drew: Yeah, you caught me. Now I can't murder you though, so good on you. Drew: You're the best. Don't want your monkey daddy to go to prison or anything.

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lucy: tell me more about this not date, monkey daddy lucy: i.. wasn't completely sure at first but now that you've come clean.. lucy: i'll keep your secret.

Drew: Yeah, a totally not date. 😏 Drew: ......shit Drew: You knew I was a murderer this whole time? Drew: There go my weekend plans.

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lucy: hmm, so discussing our parenting skills on an outing that isn't a date. lucy: i suppose i can agree to these terms as long as this isn't some weird plan to get me alone to actually murder me or something like that. lucy: i've listening to too many true crime podcasts lately, my bad.

Drew: Definitely checked off the friends box already. Well, you aren't wrong on me missing my monkey baby momma but that's not the only reason for the swipe. Drew: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in taking you out at least once. Drew: I mean to discuss our parenting techniques of course. Not for like a date or anything...😉