#(from speedrunner vs mrbeast challenge)

[jess-total-mess]

Sapnap, monologuing: —then, you’ll hand me my Death Note, and I’ll write his silly little name right in the middle of it!

This man has watched so much anime

[chunkysoup22]

my controversial dsmp take is that it’s the first day of school. i wake up at 7 AM but the FACT is I can never get off of my mattress. The first thing I do is watch GeorgeNotFound’s ice challenge video, then I work on my hamilton au fanart of TNTduo. When I get up, I salute to the L’manburg flag hung on my wall. I sing, “I heard there was a special place, where men could go and emancipate the tyranny and bloodlust of their rulers..” Then I rush downstairs and pour myself a bowl of Antfrosted Flakes. After breakfast I start to get ready for school. I put on my clout goggles and striped LAFD beanie. Then I fasten my white bandana to my head and put on my Dream 20 million limited edition black fleece hoodie. I catch the bus just in time and put on Roadtrip on my phone, humming “20 hours in an old van Up the east coast, through the cold wind Drove 20 hours by the ocean Up the east coast, what a road trip.” The bus drops me off and when I enter the school doors, someone comes up to me and says “nice hoodie, DREAM STAN” and throws a cup of coffee at me, staining my clothes. “Honk you” I mutter under my breath, and I pull out Nightmare from my Dream Team custom backpack that i bought for $53 on Redbubble. They tremble before me begging me not to hurt them. i let them off with a warning and let them know that i have the power of DreamXD and CaptainSparklez by my side. During my morning classes I can barely keep my eyes open, the only thing preventing me from falling asleep is me secretly watching the current Benchtrio stream part 5 of their plan to kill Dream in prison from my phone under my desk. For lunch I order a dream burger and manage to pick it up from the local MrBeast Burger before the bell rings. I wolf the whole burger down while i run to class hoping I won’t be late. I apologize to the teacher, Mr. Wastaken, but he says it’s okay because it’s still just the first day of school. For todays class he teaches how to do a .08 sec boat clutch from the 5 Hunters VS 1 Speedrunner episode of Minecraft Manhunt. I try to pay attention but I can’t stop doodling the Las Nevadas crew in my notebook. After school is finally over, I go home and enter Quackity’s discord vc where everyone is calling out for Scatman’s world. I spend an hour doing homework while simultaneously switching tabs between Discord, Twitter, and the 5/5 Feralboys Speedrun vod, and watching SAD-ist’s Dawn of the 16th animation in the background. At 5:30 i boot up minecraft and enter the server ip for Bootwt prom’s second lobby. A mcyt hater hacks the server and starts saying “all of mcyttwt is going to superhell” Then Ranboo and Tubbo walk on stage holding the lgbt ally flag and then destroys the hacker with a single beam of light. everyone starts clapping and cheering. Then, a single message pops up on the screen: “WilburSoot has joined the game.” Wilbur walks onto stage to reveal a button sealed under a trap door. He says, “it was never meant to be” and the entire server explodes and becomes engulfed in flames. The server shuts down. Bootwt prom is over. After the prom, I participate in #Bootwtselfiday and immediately get 1.2k retweets and 64k likes. Then I read the entirety of Passerine while listening to Turn Back Time by Derivakat and cry. Finally, I go to bed with my minecraft manhunt shirt on listening to Roadtrip once again (slowed and reverb). As i hear Dream sing “People change like the tides in the ocean at least I think or am I dead wrong” i slowly drift into sleep, ready for a full night’s rest.

i can see hannah baker smiling at me