#(for legal purposes that is a joke please take all the time u need)

[blazingflareon]

i gain nothing. they gain everything.

[mekatrio]

ho hum ho hum very quick rough skeleton planning of what a proper apollo justice trilogy would look like if it were up to ME:

firstly there'd be a rfta-type case to stick at the end of ajaa, which will patch up the plot holes that 4-4 left behind (mostly gavin brothers backstory + mason system lore)

ajaa2: APOLLO JUSTICE EUROPEAN INTERNSHIP, phoenix is busy studying for the bar so to get rid of distractions i mean to enrich his employee's working experience, he ships them off to where edgeworth is fucking around in europe. edgeworth is a legal researcher there not a prosecutor so its chill for apollo to intern w him. ema is also there cuz she got relatives there, shes here for a vacation but shes still going to be our detective buddy. does she hv jurisdiction to do any of that? no. but this is ace attorney so who gaf. and of course trucy is tagging along to write an essay for her summer homework.

this game will take a closer look at the jurist/jury system, the purpose of apollo's trip here will be to study the different type of legal systems and compare them to the ones back home. phoenix's 'official' mission statement for him is to deliver the results of the jurist system to edgeworth (who obvs helped phoenix organize that whole thing), and return w a report on its viability back home.

apollo will still hv his perceive abilities but what changes up this time is that the court proceedings itself will be different. apollo will find himself needing to persuade a jury, and this is where trucy is very important, as she is a performer, and she will help apollo better understand the mind of the audience. throughout the game the two of them will grow even closer and culminate into an awesome 2-man act.

the rival prosecutor will be a bratty girl, similar to franziska but outwardly pleasant like klavier. in the last or second to last case she'll be revealed to be franziska's disciple. when apollo asks edgeworth "Why didn't you tell me this?!" he's gonna be like "hrrrmrmmm u didnt ask. 😒" edgeworth will be this game's hilariously shitty 'mentor' figure. in this trilogy apollo is just gonna be cursed with shitty 'mentors' HAHA

the game's overarching plot line will concern itself w cocoon smuggling, and will also take a look at police/interpol corruption. the final case will be when it all blows over, and will also be when we FINALLY get the sibling reveal. lamiroir will have several appearances in the game before this however, its gonna act as a bunch of stupid red herrings where we think she'll tell apollo and trucy that they're related but it'll keep being a fake out every time. itll be like

Lamiroir: Apollo, Trucy, there is something I must tell you...

Apollo and Trucy: ?

Lamiroir: .........I am touring at Berlin next week! Please do stop by if you're free, don't hesitate to call my manager to get free tickets! 😄

and this shit will happen at least 2-3 times LOL. but she'll be a witness in the last case and then we'll learn that the reason she hasnt been able to tell us is bc she was being blackmailed 😱😱😱 and klavier will be a witness too for the lulz. game will end with gramarye family FINALLYYYY reuniting itll be so touching and heartwarming sob sniffle bawl, and apollo and trucy (and klavier LOL) flying bck to japanifornia with a better understanding of legal systems and performing, with how cultural context matters greatly in both the art of performance and the employment of legal systems.

ajaa3: game starts off w phoenix as the defendant AGAIN, man finally got his badge and immediately got hit w a Murder Charge. yes he's gonna be the new maya what about it. i feel like we joke too much abt maya constantly getting arrested for murder while ignoring that phoenix has received just as many murder charges PLS..... also apollo is gonna have the funniest awkward dynamic with phoenix where phoenix doesnt want to be apollo's dad and apollo doesnt want phoenix as his dad but phoenix feels kinda obligated and apollo is like You Are My BOSS Go AWAY so yes the opening tutorial is going to be kinda silly. but thats bc the rest of the game is gonna be pretty dark..

cuz this game will concern itself greatly with the DEATH PENALTY and IMPRISONMENT, apollo's backstory will have somethinggg to do w the death penalty too idk what tho, either his former teacher / friend / foster parent / IDK was falsely accused of a crime, and apollo became an attorney in hopes of saving them before their execution. but we will only find out abt this much much later... like last 2 case later. but there'll be hints throughout.

and the fey girlies will show up!! i was thinking maybe theyll show up at the end of the first case to reprimand nick but hmmm maybe they could show up a bit later. anyways we're getting spirit channelling again FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and this time it is NOT getting fumbled. channelled spirits cant be witnesses or used as evidence bc gregory edgeworth committed perjury that one time smhhhh 😒😒😒, but we're still having them to help guide investigations cuz WHO GAF. maybe we can get a mia cameo heehee. but uh yes anyways maya and pearl will channel the spirits of executed prisoners and its gonna be extremely grim.. a large chunk, if not most, of the game will take place in a prison. at this prison are a large number of prisoners demanding retrials, or just overall officer abuse, or maybe a mix of both. either way its grim. and the fey's spirit channeling will take a closer look at evidence law, and what evidence is and isnt permissible. itll be a parallel to 4-4, which relied heavily on the not very legal mason system. something something ethics of surveillance and also solitary confinement. oh and phoenix will be fucking off setting up wright & co again + chilling with the feys, but he'll still be someone u can pop over to and ask for advice.

there'll be a lot of cameos of former male convicts (cuz this will be at a men's prison), we'll see a godot coffee machine and maybe get to talk to valant. final case will concern itself with KRISTOPH, and subsequently, klavier. bratty prosecutor from europe will also tag in cuz of course she has to, this is the fucking finale! this is also where we finally learn why apollo became a defense attorney to begin with.

ill be honest im kinda drawing at a blank here for potential ideas cuz a lot of my ideas for an ajaa trilogy ending hv been condensed into my imaginary aa4 followup. but like i cant take the ending idea from that and put it into here cuz that one is like super involved with the gavin brothers backstory. im also drawing at a blank for what big role trucy would play and also who the rival prosecutor would be. so uhhh...... 😁👍 BLANK SPACE HERE

but ESSENTIALLY i would want an ajaa trilogy to end with the death penalty + treatment of prisoners being reviewed. this is a pretty lackluster outline for a finale but thats bc most of my epic ideas are in my imaginary aa4 followup.... TOO BAD!!! ill write out the outline for that.... eventually......

WAIT LAST MINUTE ADDITION i figured out a role for trucy. now that apollo and trucy know that theyre family, the two of them will be a kinda awkward but ultimately endearing brother and sister pair. and the game will take a look at how the prison system breaks families apart. Yes. OK. ok bye

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[tenacious-scripturient]

a run-down of / my thoughts on the novel ‘trade secrets’

so! i’ve recently finished this beautifully written novel by @bettsican​, and am anxiously anticipating for the second book in the trilogy! (seriously, give it a read. it’s a great lgbtq+ thriller and mystery story, i promise you’ll love it!! you can find trade secrets in many places, including amazon, where it’s only $6)

as i was reading it, i noted down all the thoughts i had. it was fun, interesting, and kept me on the edge of my seat!

oh, and spoiler warning, of course.

Chapter One

okay. this is interesting. why are they in paris? or rather, why are they NOT in paris?

2080. damn.

who is cooper hall and why is he important i want to knowwwwwwww

Chapter Two

HOLY FUCK

CHAPTER ONE WAS A PROLOGUE

OKAY IF I DIDNT NEED TO BEFORE I HAVE TO READ IT NOW

-ahem- anyway

nate literally everything you think of has to relate to smoking, doesnt it?

clyde you absolutely bitch raccoon

im sort of piecing together what’s happening here? either way this is a SUPER interesting concept.

i love the idea of every word being important

nate look at you being a nice guy. testing the CAPS before giving them to ur clients

or maybe it’s just good business

but whatever

okay, so credits are money in this world. but how do people get them? obviously there’s what nate’s doing but what’s the legal way to get them? ill probably find out soon

if it wasnt explicitly said by betty that nate ends up with another guy (i forget his name. cooper?) i would have thought audry was the romantic interest

audry you loving caring hypocrite

i feel like she’s gonna be one of my favourite characters

who is this young man that dares disturb nate’s slumber

cooper? cooper.

Chapter Three

nate get up

u turtle get up and hurry down the stairs

or—okay you can fall into that drywall that works too

ohhhhh so nate is a detective. that’s interesting

i also love this idea of keeping secrets (haha trade secrets)

dude are you sure that your embarrassing entrance wasn’t the ONLY reason you blushed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIG—

nate ur spending an awful lot of time looking at his features you funky little bisexual

oh damn ur smarter than u seem, just watching him take a single breath and you’re already making connections. i guess that’s why he’s a detective

im gonna assume this is cooper, even tho it never explicitly says so

i feel like we aren’t gonna get his name for a while, bc clients and whatnot and not getting attached

Chapter Four

NATE WEARS GLASSES???????

that’s kind of cute

im lowkey gay rn

anyway

NATE CALLED HIM SWEET-FACED AND PRETTY-FACED O K A Y

oh he has curly brown hair

and oh the glasses aren’t real glasses. oh. the use is actually pretty cool!

so from what im gathering civilians are people who don’t live in sanctuaries, and lemnis are people who do?

cooper sweetie why do u need so much money what have u done

nate’s pretty clever

HAH I WAS RIGHT WE AREN’T GONNA GET HIS NAME FOR A WHILE

well that’s that i guess

Chapter Five

he’s so timid awh

hehe he’s on nate’s bed

sorry

goddammit man calm down or else you’re gonna get everyone in a 5-mile radius around you arrested

wait…. zero-credit balance?? didn’t he just have a few hundred thousand credits???

OH THIS IS A FAKE PROFILE HE MADE

so cooper isn’t his real name either

oh

Chapter Six

oh we’re back to 2080

oh they’re back in the apartment??

it was obvious before but at this point it’s confirmed that they’re going to be doing some travelling together or something

Chapter Seven

this is getting really interesting i dont wanna stop reading and type everything that comes to mind

these are gonna be shorter now hehe

“i’d been a petri dish of mixed emotions and wild chemical changes for half the day” I LOVE THAT METAPHOR LMFAO

what happened with nate’s mom

i want to know

my prediction: she wanted him to either change up or completely remove the chip bc she did something horrible? or maybe she just wanted to leave idk im bad at predictions

either way it said she was crazy

o h

that’s why he’s terrified of cutting the chip

poor nate

Chapter Eight

oh this is strangely intimate

very intimate

i feel that, because cooper has such high pain tolerance (or doesn’t show pain), he has some backstory for it

Chapter Nine

lmao nate just went off didnt he

THEIR FLIRTING IS CUTE FHJKJDLSKAJDKLSJAK

also is being lgbtq+ widely accepted as the norm in this setting? bc nate considered cooper to be flirting with him

ughhhh it’s so good so far, from the character interactions to the suspense, especially in this chapter

Chapter Ten

rude cooper is rude, rude nate is even more rude

F E D O R A

“coop”

Chapter Eleven

aw i love jimmy already—

WHAT THE FUCK COOPER

EXCUSE ME

JIMMY

WHAT

HOW COULD YOU

goddammit

what the fuck is cooper hiding

cooper oh my god

you

you’re playing a dangerous game, mate

are you really that heartless

“deceptively innocent eyes” you got that right

this chapter hurted

thanks a lot jess

Chapter Twelve

“like a weeping wound on the canvas of my home” this has got to be one of my favourite similes ever omg

the way nate’s describing cooper makes my heart hurt awh

i feel like butterflies have some sort of symbolism

maybe being ugly on the outside and beautiful on the inside, or vice versa? the vice versa was basically cooper lol

aye we finally get to meet audry!!

PEANUT BUTTER AND TRICYCLE I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT

i love audry omg

IT’S NATE’S BIRTHDAY?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA SMOKEY CONMAN

“bright eyes” is the cutest nickname ever

Chapter Thirteen

oh we’re back to 2080

wait what they’re trapped together

is this story gonna have a sad ending

please no

Chapter Fourteen

OH IT’S THE LINE ON THE COVER

i like that

nate’s back to where he left cooper

also if it wasn’t obvious before, it’s definitely obvious now that nate and cooper or gonna find each other again. hm. not sure how i feel about that

kind of pissed at cooper but also we need him for the story to progress

O H

COOPER IM ONLY KIND OF PISSED AT YOU NOW

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

NATE IVE SAID IT BEFORE BUT YOU’RE PRETTY CLEVER

also who is ‘her’?

COOPER WANTS TO BECOME A?? LEMNIS?? GODDAMMIT MAN

I CAN FEEL THE PRESSURE RISING

nate’s in danger

wow this chapter is

a lot

i need a break

-cue a break-

Chapter Fifteen

i’m back

eisley is a cool last name

oh wait so even people outside of sanctuaries can become a lemniscate

i’m still not 100% sure what a lemniscate is

it’s so ironic elijah’s last name is king, but i assume you did that on purpose. i also like the slight nod to royalty by his first name

OH

COOPER’S BACK

why hello there

Chapter Sixteen

they’re

competing

to become a lemniscate

and one of them dies

do they fight back?? is that why they end up in prison??? so many thoughts are going through my head right now

nate, your fantasy about becoming a lemniscate is surprisingly dark. i’m totally down for it

Chapter Seventeen

oh wait so joshua is cooper’s blackmailer?? Interesting that it’s a lemniscate

i keep forgetting nate is wearing glasses

cooper, my dude, calm the fuck down. you’re gonna get yourself and nate killed

it’s the return of soft™ nate

Chapter Eighteen

oh there’s another one

oh this is very ominous i don’t like

Chapter Nineteen – Twenty-One

okay i was eating while i read so i couldn’t type here but just know that these chapters were really really good

Chapter Twenty-Two

wait fuck what’s happening this is all happening so fast

cooper brought out his gun,,,, it’s aimed at ivonne,,,,,,, they’re walking,,,

OH IT WAS A FAKE KIDNAPPING

nice

i like ivonne a lot

Chapter Twenty-Three

the entire story just changed course

this isn’t just about cooper and nate anymore, it’s about a corrupt government

NATE AND COOPER ARE HOLDING HANDS AS THEY RUN THROUGH THE BARRIER THAT’S SO ROMANTIC

also the line “only the dead are ever truly free” is beautiful

THAT’S WHERE PARIS COMES IN

THEY ALL GO TO FRANCE DON’T THEY

I’m so curious to find out where this story is going

Chapter Twenty-Four

this is doin me a confusion

but tbh these hints/ visions of the future, if you could call them that, are giving just enough information to keep me super interested. props to you

Chapter Twenty-Five

AUDRY STOP TEASING NATE

just joking keep doing it, this might actually get their relationship somewhere

ivonne is definitely my favourite character so far. she reminds a little of melia from xenoblade chronicles, in that they’re both ‘royalty’ that rebel. also they’re badass and smart

oh fuck the brother is here

okay thank god he’s not an asshole

oh god things are happening again

Chapter Twenty-Six

nate stop ogling at cooper when you’re in a life-or-death situation

holy shit the lemniscate are messed up

this crew is pretty great, it sucks that it’s almost the end of the book

WAIT I FORGOT THERE’S A SECOND COMING SOON HECK YEAH

anyway

YES COOPER PULL THROUGH

awwww yiss

Chapter Twenty-Seven

oh

oh

O H

oh my god i ship them so hard

THEY KISSED

THIS IS SO STEAMY

this chapter was art thank you so much for this

Chapter Twenty-Eight

AHAHAH AUDRY

once again, i’d like to state how much i love her

oh the tension just grew twentyfold

this is… great

oh god nate what are you planning, you just got together with cooper and now you want to leave him?

Chapter Twenty-Nine

what’s with all the dancing?

Chapter Thirty

oh god the description

so he’s going around and giving people credits, all the while confessing things that would help the lemniscate track him down. i assume this means he’s going to die, but why?

just what are you planning?

oh we’re back to clyde, the guy who started it all. it feels full circle

Chapter Thirty-One

OH

HE’S MAKING HIS CHIP SHOW THAT HE’S DEAD

that’s much smarter

FUCK

NATE YOU IDIOT—COOPER’S REAL NAME

SHIT NOW KING IS HERE

everything’s going downhill now isn’t it

Chapter Thirty-Two

wait that took an even darker turn

there’s so much happening right now i can’thandlethis

cooper and nate are couple goals

Chapter Thirty-Three

king isn’t as horrible as i thought

still horrible, but not a monster

NEVER MIND YOU’RE A FUCKING MONSTER WHAT IS THIS BS

cooper

actually

shot

nate

Chapter Thirty-Four

OH MY GOD

WHAT

THIS IS HOW YOU END IT

I CAN’T

HOW DARE YOU

NO

NO

NO

NO

i need the next book

like right now

what the hell

Final Thoughts

okay so this book was SO good, and so well written. like damn

aside from that horrible ending how could you do this to me

i’m joking, it was an incredible and emotional ending, i loved it and hated it at the same time

it very rarely felt static, and especially in the first half, there was a good mix of action and backstory/description. it was never boring

the story is just,,, so unique. i seriously haven’t read anything like it, EVER

the world-building?? Is?? so vast?? and insane??

the increasing tension and speed as the story progressed is perfect, i felt my heart beating faster the more i read

anyway that’s all from me

this book was amazing i cannot wait for the next

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Jungkook Scenario : You Find Him Cheating On You (Part 3)

Part 1, HERE. Part 2, HERE.

You glanced one last time at your image in the mirror before leaving your apartment. You were wearing a tight jean skirt that hugged all your curves in the right places, accompanied by a simple white shirt. Your outfit looked simple, however you felt the simple look highlighted your natural beauty.

Something that your needed for today, to give you extra confidence.

You slipped some black velvet strapped heels, which had a pretty flower embroidery. Now you felt completely ready and confident for today.

Quickly, you exited your apartment, closing the autmatic door behind you with an electronic sound. You started making your way to your taxi cab that was waiting for you in the entrance of your apartment. Indeed you were really nervous, and was neing showed in the way that your palms sweated frantically.

You were meeting JXK’s manager, in their company building, to discuss about their proposition to you, to participate in the program of We Got Married with one of their idols, Dawon. You had thought a lot about the possibility of accepting the offer, it really had more advantages than everything. It would skyrocket your popularity, it wasn’t as if you wanted to be famous, but you did wanted to have an accomodated life, and this deal would promote you different promotions of products.

Nonetheless, you were supossedly in a relationship with Jungkook.. until you found him cheating on you, 4 days ago, now you didn’t knew what were both of you. And if you were dating in real life with Jungkook, it would be sort of uncomfortable to virtually ‘married’ to another man, right?.

You sighted, reaching for the foor of your cab. The status of your relationship with Jungkook was really complicated right now, as you didn’t knew if you were still a couple, or exes. Trully, you had suffered massively after you learned his unfaithfullness, as what you feared the most was the betrayal of someone that you had trusted in. Depression had consumed you for almost two days, until you had snapped out of it, realizing that you should give him another opportunity, due to the fact that he had demonstrated that he was truly sorry.

Now, after talking with the manager, you would meet him at your usual spot in your favourite cafe, at nearly midnight, the only hour he would be available, due to his new song promotions.

You accomodated your purse over your lap, as you stared outside the window of the cab, merging your worries with the urban scenery of the streets of Seoul for what he ride lasted, and you had to return to your present worries

The building in front of your looked really imponent and elegant, making you feel intimidated. You just shrugged this thought away and walked through the immense glass doors.

The lobby of LUUN Entretainment was huge sincerilly, in comparison of the Big Hit building, that was modern, but humble in size.

The walls were covered in a shiny marble, that if the design modern design of the building wasn’t enough to make it fancy, this elevated the level of elegance hugely.

You sighted, walking towards the desk of the receptionist, hearing the sound of your heels into the tile floor.

“Good evening?” You politely asked her, catching her attention from the documents behind the oak desk. She was really attractive, and her eyes looked really sincere and warm. “I am looking for the manager of the group JXK-“

“Miss Y/L/N! Good evening, we have been waiting for your visit.” She gushed with a smile. Did all of the staff of this agency knew about the offer the manager proposed you? “Manager nim told me to call him inmediately if I saw you approach the company, he would be glad to see you. Please take a seat while I call him”

You smiled her. She indeed erradiated elegance, fitting perfectly with the concept of the company. Your thoughts quickly drifted away with anxiety, imagining how would the program would consist in.

Of course you had heard about ‘We Got Married’, it was really a popular program in the Korean Television. Artists got ‘Married’ in some sort of way, and started living as a married couple. Once you had the fantasy that you could be called and told to participate marrying Jungkook.

You had told him this in a joking way while you were playing video games, as then if he realized you indeed desired, he would have teased you till the end of your days. You couldn’t help but smile with this sweet memory. However, this smile faded away and was replaced with a pout, when you remembered his answer.

“Baby, that would be impossible you know” He answered you, laughing, as he paused the game to look at you with an amused smile in his eyes. “My company does not let us participate in ‘We Got Married’”

“Why?” You Gad asked him out of curiosity.

“Ah... I sure that Namjoon-hyuna explained it, but I don’t remember.” He scratcher his head while sighting. “Anyways, why do you ask that?. Are you so impatient to marry me?”

This question was accompanied by a tickle attack from him towards your body. Both of you had been having a tickled fight on the floor, while giggling uncontrollably. Finally, when both of you had stopped laughing, him positioned over your body, with both arms on the sides of your head, he had said:

“Don’t worry, in some years.. I think I would love to propose to you.” He looked straight into your eyes, having a look in his eyes that told you he wasn’t joking anymore, and meant every word, making your heart skip a beat.

Who would have thought that it would be the same guy that made your heart almost stop working, be found cheating with a girl he barely knew?-

“..Miss Y/L/N?. Miss?” Your head shooted rapidly to the direction of the receptionist. She had the phone of he company in one hand, while looking at you expectantly. “Manager-nim is waiting for you on the third floor.”

You quickly picked up your things and made your way into the elevator, thanking her. Quickly, you pressed the third floor button when the elevator had arrived to your call.

You still were very anxious. And your face and expressions demonstrated it, as your looked into the mirror. Your right foot kept tapping into the ground rapidly, while your face had some sort of scared look.

Somehow, you were still clueless about the reason of their proposition towards you. You weren’t that famous, or visual like pretty. You were scared that this was a joke, a hidden camera prank of some reality program.

Ding.

The doors of the elevator opened, showing you the smiling face of a man in his mid thirties. He had short black hair, and his square like face was framed with some modern glasses.

“Miss Y/L/N, how are you? It is a pleasure to finally meet you.” He extender his hand towards you. You took it without giving it a second thought. “I am truly pleased for your visit, we have been waiting for your answer. Please accompany me this way to speak more comfortable.”

He leaded through the hallways, taking you into a conference room that was really finely decorated in your opinion. He gestured towards a really comfortable looking conference chair, and you took seat. He positioned in the seat across you, taking some documents from the table.

“I am really glad that you accepted my proposal Miss Y/L/N. The apparition in this new program would really sky rocket our popularity, well I mean, yours and of Dawon.” He mentioned while passing through the papers in the document file.

Dawon.. He was one of the most popular members, if not the most popular member of the enemy band of BTS, JXK. Why had learned a few days ago that you were the ideal type of him, while watching an interview, and right after that, you were called by the grupo manager to participate in the program. You just wondered, did he knew about your participation in the program? Had he requested his company to place you and him on the program on purpose? .

“..Okay.” The manager said, while aligning the documents in a vertical position and giving them a pat into the desk, then, he handed them into your desk area. “These are the documents that the producers of the program have requested for you to sign, and you are not part of a company, they decided that we should be the bridge through, so that LUUN entertainment would hand in the signed documents altogether. “

You noded, while examining the documents, indeed all of the legal process was well explained in here.

“Regarding our Dawon, he doesn’t know about the your participation in the program.” This statement gathered tot attention from the documents. The manager was watching you amused. “U mean, he does know he would be participating in the program, but the person he would be marrying remains unknown.”

Your theories about his obligation to the company for your participation were now destroyed, if he wasn’t the one porting this, then who did it?.

“The idea for you participating in the program came from our team, as we watched how did the nerizens reacted to his mention towards you in the music show the other day, si believe that you are familiar with that interview, right?” Now everything made sense, as he kept explaining. “Did you knew that you became the most searched couple in the search engines of the country that day?.”

Right now, you didn’t knew how to feel about the situation. To feel impressed and unexplainably proud of the attention that you had gathered, even coming to a point that producers wanted you in their reality program, or the fact that the way in which the manager seemed to know everything that you had wondered. Explaining everything as a spider that had an ant on it’s web.

“Going In to the details about the filming dates, unfortunately, the filming would start early in the morning. First in the morning, near five, the crew would start filming the first interviews, talking about your expectations and other themes that they usually talk about in the beginning. Then, the first meeting would take place during the afternoon, as you know, the filming could take hours.” He explained detailedly, looking profoundly at you. “Finally, the ceremony of the ‘Marriage’ would occur the next day, at half day, what occurs next is explained detailledly on the documents I just gave you.”

“And... that means that the production team would pick me up from my apartment tomorrow really early in the morning right?” You asked, cautiously, as you feared that it could possibly affect the meeting that you had arranged after with Jungkook, to speak about all of what had happened, now that both of you had calmed. You had agreed to meet at your favorite spot near midnight, as it was the only time available with his busy schedules.

The filming place couldn’t be that far away right?

“Well, no. I’m afraid that you would be leaving for Busan, as it is the home place of Dawon, so the van would pick you up today, two hours before midnight.” Suddenly, you felt as if your body had freezed entirely, and the anxiety that you had battled, had returned. “Miss Y/L/N, is everything alright..?” He asked leaning to look into your face, procupied.

You had left your mouth hanging open, while staring at him blankly. If you went for the program, you would not be able to meet with Jungkook today! And who knows which would be the next available day that both of you could meet...

“Is there any way that the recording day could be delayed?” You inquired desesperartedly, sitting up straight.

“I’m afraid no. The production team has planed for everything to be on those days, and delaying it could cause thousands of dollars to be lost.” He mentioned slowly. “Everything is well calculated, and even the delay for an hour can cause problems for the contract that the production has made for the program. It really can’t be helped.”

You sighted, slumping into the comfortable chair. If you choose to keep participating on the program, you would solely win things. However, if you chose to cancel your participation, you would only meet Jungkook, your boyfriend who had meet you, but, you would not have any endorsement deals or your own fame. You knew that lost of your followers were Armys, and if they learned that you had broken up with Jungkook, they would unsubscribe, leaving you with few subscribers.

You had to choose this deal. It was really a huge step for your career. Your mom had always told you that your career was far more important than men, and you had promised her that you would keep your word.

You took a deep breath, decidedly. Next, you grabbed a pen, and signed the documents that the Manager had gave you, then you pushed them towards his direction, sitting up.

“Okay, I accept this proposal. Could you please give me a moment to arrange some plans?” You pursed your lips.

“Sure. I would be waiting here, making the final adjustments. You made a good desition Miss.” You heard him say as you exited the room, looking for your phone in your purse.

As you were pressuring your back into one of the walls near the conference from you were just in, you quickly dialed the number of Jungkook, closing your eyes. It would be the first time you talked in the phone since what happened.

“Hello?” A different voice from your boyfriend talked from his phone.

“H-hello.. Who is this?”

“Ah, Y/N-ah! I’m Sejin, BTS Manager!. “ The man on the line answered joyfully, as you now recognized his voice as the kind older brother that BTS had as a manager. “How have you been?”

“Well, well, Sejin-oppa. Is... is Jungkook there?”

“I’m afraid he is busy right now. They are filming an interview.”

“Oh..” You cursed into your thoughts. You were not going to have an opportunity to talk to Jungkook before canceling him.. “Emm.. When is he going to end the interview?”

“I believe in 10 minutes or so.” He answered quickly, as he sensed your distress. “However, he have to head quickly to the next program, that just Jungkook and Suga have been invited, it is going to be filming all through the night, and we have agreed on it for weeks, so we could not move it into another day..”

You felt your body freeze for a second time in this hour. Had he lied to you when he said he would met you? He clearly busy enough during that hour...

Blood rushes to your face, as you felt your stomach churning with anger. You hated being tricked on, even more than being betrayed. It made your feel like a fool, and that people could take an easy advantage over you.

You just hated it.

“Sejin-oppa?” You asked, trying that your voice didn’t sound as if you were mad, but it probably did. He was such a jerk! “Is there any way in which I could talk with Jungkook right now? It is really important.”

“Y/N-ah I already told you it is impossible at the moment...” You letted out a shaky breath.

“Then, I would leave a message.” You decided. You didn’t want to write this trough a text message, as it wouldn’t create the same impact as it would if Sejin told him. “Can you please tell him that you have learned that I would be marrying his best friend?. Thank you Sejin-oppa, take care.”

“..What? Y/N-“ You hanged up.

You blocked your phone, saving it into your purse, as you walked with a new gained courage into the meeting room. You always teased Jungkook that Dawon was his best friend, as the media ussualy compared them, and made them compete against one another. They were each other’s competition, and it that bothered the Bangtan Bunny sometimes.

“Y/L/N are you ready to leave? I have called the producers, and they told me that they can pick you up from this company, unless you would want to bring something from your house?.” The manager asked you politely, already standing up to leave the room. “But I have to mention that, they will provide you anything that you need in there.”

You did had everything you needed, you had a telephone charger, your phone, earbuds, and your vlog camera, which you had grabbed due to an impuse before leaving the house. You were almost ready.

“No, it’s alright. I think that I would prefer that they pick me up from here, Manager-nim. Thank you.”

“Great, okay, so we need you to be kept hidden in one of the silence rooms, as we don’t want you to be discovered by any of the JXF members, they could tell Dawon who his wife is” He told you laughing, as he leaded the way out of the room, and into some corridors.

‘Dawon really had interest on you.’ You guessed.

“Please enter here. I will come to retrieve you when the van arrives.” The Manager told you while closing the door behind you., and left. This room was a lot smaller than the other one, but still took the role for a meeting room, only that for two people. The door that you had just entered in was made out of glass, however it had that plastic over it, that you almost couldn’t see what was behind it, just some shadows.

You sittes in one of the chairs, facing towards the door, preparing yourself to wait. It haven’t passed long when you heard some footsteps approaching. You quickly took your sight from your cellphone, and examined the glass doors.

“...like her face is really pretty, you know?” You heard a male voice say.

“Man, you are really obsessed.” Another male said, laughing.

“And also her personality..” the first voice kept ramping.

“Could you just shut up? I feel like my ears are bleeding from hearing you.” A new male voice said, with an nonchalantly tone.

“Wah, I wish that my supposed wife resembles her personality... she has the best one I have ever meet, plus she is different from the ones we usually meet.”

“Could you just tell him to stop?” The nonchalantly one told the other voice, you supposed.

“If I meet her someday, I would never let her go. I would never make her cry, like the other time I saw her... she was devastated, it almost broke my heart seeing her like that. She doesn’t deserved what had happened to her..” Was he.. Dawon?.. And he was talking about you? Your eyes popped out with surprise, an ’o’ forming in your mouth.

The steps faded away , as your heart began racing impatiently. He was really talking about you, saying all those sweet, and honey-dripping things. I little but cringe in your opinion, but cute. You patted your cheeks trying to make the heat from the blush fade away, it wasn’t everyday that you received compliments like that, a half smile formed in your face.

This had just begun to get interesting.

[itsleay]

Dear Diary: About Jimin’s disappearance from Twitter and more...

So many things have been happening around Jimin lately. Thought i write a little diary to keep tabs on things, and to help future and current fans to learn about what is happening during certain time period. I’ll touch on his change in twitter posts / social media behaviour, death threats, and Fan Cam being reported and views disappearing from MNet’s official fan cam video.

Where to begin... let’s start from Fake Love promo period and Jimin’s twts I guess, since this is the first time I witnessed the hate towards Jimin directly in front of my eyes (that and i’m a new fan only started watching their stuff around October 2017?)

So on Jun 7, 2018 Jimin posted a twt from MNet’s backstage with a picture of the boys name on the wall. However, he forgot to put down V’s name, right after he discovered his mistake he quickly apologized and twt’ed two or three more tweets saying that he made a mistake and he loves V and next time he’ll make up for his mistake, something along those lines (dear readers you can go check those twts for yourself). However, when you look down on the comments it was filled with mostly “certain types of solo stans” (and yes I did go into those account to see what type of people is saying these mean things and going through their past twts) saying that Jimin is fake, and that he did it on purpose and other accusations towards Jimin. BTW a lot of those hateful comments were also the most popular ones so you can see them right away underneath his twt i think one or two of them even have 1k likes and couple hundred retweets. The hashtag JiminYouFakerKeepGoing was also showing up under Jimin’s name as the top searches associated to him in twitter. If you search for that hashtag now you can still see traces of it and people taking screenshots of those comments. Fans quickly responded by reporting these hateful comments towards Jimin to cleanse the comment section and also trended JiminYouNiceKeepGoing hashtag. 

Now on Jun 10, 2018 after the mess on twitter, JM posted pictures featuring himself, JK and V with a hashtag that read something along the lines of IToldThemI’mGoingToPostThis in Korean. Now you can interpret it in different ways but if you’re a into Jikook or into shipping then I think you’ll read it like how I’ve read it, if you don’t know what shipping is my advice for you is stay away cause it’ll cause you so much grief, but all the situation will make so much more sense in terms of the events that are happening around Jimin.

Moving onto Jun 21, 2018 ... the last twt from Jimin on Twitter that felt more personal and not because he did it because he had to. The reason i’m saying this is, BTS tends to twt before they fly and before or after they go on stage or do some sort of performance. You’ll see alot of the members will post something. Now Jimin here though he’s the type to post random things other than the formal etiquette posts that everyone does. So he’ll shower us with videos of himself, selcas, picture with members, just really random little things to let the fans see him. But since Jun 21.. we got a twt for cosmetic product (according to older fans he’s never advertise in any of his twts before not to mention whoever posted didn’t know how to tag in twitter), and then we got a flying to Taipei twt and a thank you for attending the concert backstage twt. Etiquette posts...  Now this boy ... usually twts every 3 or 4 days sometimes you’ll get multiple twts within a day, and even when they’re super busy he’ll still post something maybe within a two week period. you can go through their twitter by using #Jimin to see the pattern yourself. I remember when i first followed BTS on their twitter, i was like... wow Jimin likes to post so much he should stop posting and lay off on social media a little bit (this was back in December 2017), but now i miss him so much T_______T Please feed us Jimin!!!!!!!

Now, I know that from Jun 21, 2018- to Mid July he has posted on Fan Cafe, so he didn’t really entirely disappear from the fans’ sight. He answered fans’ question one of them was what’s the best BTS song, which Jimin replied Serendipity and another question was which song do you want to sing now the most, Jimin replied House of Cards. He also posted message for the 5th year anniversary for Army but so did everyone else, another etiquette post, I think he also posted something a day after the 5th year anniversary something on the lines of I was too tired and fell asleep and missed the day but happy Army Day. All of these posts can be found on BTS Fancafe translation twitter account. Back onto topic, to see posts from BTS on Fan Cafe you need to create an account, they’re not public like twitter where u can have hassle free access to feel connected to BTS. Also the Fan Cafe is regulated by moderators so any form of harassment posts are banned violation of cafe rules will also result in permanent ban too. Also, this is speculation here, I think the Fan Cafe has lesser I-army presence since to create an account everything appears in Korean, so it’s a lot more work to try to sign up for something, and people will have to go out of their way to make accounts to have access into website. I for one gave up on it, for now, but maybe in the future I’ll try to make an account there if Jimin decides to never return to Twitter and decided to post a lot on Fan Cafe. Ah and we also have to mention how they have different membership level so depending on what level you’re at you have restricted access to contents.. yeah that’s a lot of work for someone who can’t read any Korean at all Q.Q (life long goal: learn Korean so you can have full access to BTS contents) 

I mentioned I-army specifically because.. all three death threats aimed at Jimin has been coming from the international side. First death threat was around WINGS Tour, the other two were during LY: Tour announcement. Can’t remember which concert they targeted but all three were planned for concerts in USA. Now you might think why international fans it could be fans from Korea too? Aren’t you being a bit extreme in your assumptions? But here’s my reasoning I could be wrong cause no one ever announced who gave out the threats. But let’s say for WINGS Tour. They went to several countries South America, Japan, USA but only the threat was given out for their location in the states. Same thing for the LY: Tour both death threats were targeted for the states once again. Combined with all the mass shooting news we hear, it doesn’t seem hard reason that it is relatively easier to obtain weaponaries in the US. Since you can have access to it if one of your family member possesses them, also the fact that firearms are legally sold. Maybe they targeted the US Tour due to ease of access to firearms? Also all the hate comment directed at JM on twitter. Most of them speak coherent English and also twt in English. I’ve also looked around at some K-army blog who can speak and post in English it seems to me that Jimin in S.Korea is well received by the public and by the fandom, and fans in general aren’t that toxic towards each other as well, minus those antis. That’s why I think most of the hate and death threats for Jimin actually comes from the International side. If someone has evidence or information that says otherwise please let me know, because I don’t want to misrepresent. 

Ah yes, JHope also got a death threat. Someone target him in the Seoul Concert for their LY:Tour. That twt was in English though and later on the person said it was all in jest and prank after they got reported. Honestly what is going through people’s mind these days? Death threat as pranks and jokes?

Now what’s really interesting is his 2nd death threat. I remember the post specifically stated that Jimin is “always in the way and that he’s been around for too long”. Now always in the way of what? In the way of your favorite K-pop group? The western artists? in the way of your life? or the way of your ship? I don’t know if Jimin alone is powerful enough to take down an entire K-Pop idol group on his own, or take over the western music theme, or get into your life if you’ve never come across K-pop in your life. As much as i like Jimin, even I have to admit I don’t think he can be in the way that much. I’ll leave the shipping part to people who knows what’s going on... 

Now let’s talk about the Fan cam. I think as a fandom we all know that Jimin, V and Jungkook usually gets a lot of views on their fan cam. Who can you blame they look good and they have a lot of fans who likes them a bit more than the rest of the other members. But here’s the problem. Why are the fan cams for Jimin which has millions of views started to get reported and taken down? 

Peach Jelly’s Pied Piper for 4th muster with 40mil views

https://twitter.com/peach_jelly1013/status/1014808921783980032

JamJam Park’s Mic Drop MAMA 2017 Jimin focus

https://twitter.com/parkjamjam_kr/status/1016606951956856843 

Pieces of Mind’s Fake Love BBMA Jimin focus

https://twitter.com/stussyjimin/status/999566044678123522

and M2′s Mpd Fake Love 4k Jimin Focus Cam with 29mil views reported to be the highest solo idol fan cam view got views decreased to 24mil on July 13th, 2018. Honorable mention in the same performance, Jungkook got 21mil views which also had some of his views taken away too.

Editted/Update July14, 2018 (PST):

So I checked on the Fake Love fan cam posted by M2, MNet’s official fancam... Jimin’s view dropped down to 22 mil now and JK’s view dropped down to 18 mil. Seriously what is going on? Is this from Youtube’s bot checking alogrithm? or is it purposefully being done by malicioius people?

Now if every other member’s fan cam are met with the same fate, I got nothing to say, but that’s not the story only Jimin’s fan cam are coming across with problem. Why is he getting so much hate? BTW those are big fan cam accounts too.  You’re now not only targeting the idol himself but his fan site as well? like wth? Could these be the works from other fandoms? or is it the work from antis within our own fandom? or just antis of Jimin? 

Could these be the works of BTS- anti or Jimin only-anti? If it’s BTS anti shouldn’t they focus on the whole group? how come it’s only Jimin who got affected? the M2′s Fake Love view decrease, I can see that could be a mix of various Jimin-hater because it’s uploaded on official broadcast network’s Youtube channel and he overtook another idol’s top spot, but really who would go search for Pied Piper fan cam or other specific performances. Anyway it just baffles me, and honestly if you read all the way til here I think you know what i wanted to say.

Could the fans themselves stop hating on other members just because you like another member more? Idols are humans too and they don’t deserve these hates nor do the fan site masters sharing footage for the rest of the fandom who did not have a chance to see them perform deserve their dedication and hard work to be taken away.

Sometimes I’m happy that people have complained about BH is not trying to push BTS as hard in terms of promo into the West. Because if what i speculate is true and that all of this hate is coming from the International side and all these sabotaging is from the fans themselves. I rather BTS and BH just stay in Korea where they have better protection and control because people don’t deserve them.

That being said I do wish they can become international legends for years to come.. o the dilemma.

And thank you for reading this long post :x I welcome to all exchange of information and opinions btw, since I probably overlooked some things or have missing information.

O I’ll add a keep reading button once Tumblr App is no longer buggy!

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2017.02.28 Futsuu Janai Shokugyou [Review]

I was very lucky to grab a ticket to the ‘Futsuu Janai Shokugyou’ Stage Greeting event where first we watched the movie and then at the end some of the actors from it would come to the stage and talk about it for a bit.

Official Website here Official Trailer here Press Coverage 1, 2

SYNOPSIS

『普通』の日常の中、『普通』じゃない男たちの、『普通』じゃない職業の物語－。 = A story about two abnormal men doing an abnormal job amongst those living normal everyday lives.

Kin and Yamato are killers. They kill for a living and for money. They get their work through Master, who runs a bar and clients come to him for jobs which he then gives to them. Kin and Yamato do not see eye-to-eye due to their reasons for doing the job are different. They often get in the way of each others jobs on purpose.

The three jobs they get given are: a father who wants to die but doesn’t have the courage to, a girl who wants to see her dad killed in front of her, and a Yakuza who wants to take out his competition.

CAST and CHARACTERS

Kinjyou Yamato as Yamato Nireki Naoya as Kin Tomita Sho (aka Sho-san) as Maabo/Ma-Bo Aramaki Yoshhiko (aka MakiChan) as Shinya Kishimoto Takuya (aka KishiTaku) as Taro Ishiyama Izarion as Chris Mori Seiji as Master Shimazu Kentaro as Takamura Kagaya Kei as Kawauchi Kanna as Hitomi Sugami Kazuhiro as Director

NON-SPOILER

This is a short movie but this is so much fun. It definitely has that indie feel to it which I love and I really enjoyed the story, the plot, the characters, the music and more. The action and choreography was amazing. The only downside is that I wanted more, I needed to know more; about the plot, about the characters; I want more(!) This movie is already 80/90 minutes long which is the minimum guidelines for a feature length movie but it felt so short and went by so fast and I want to know more!

Rating: 8/10*

*I’ve noticed I’ve marked a LOT of stuff a flat 8 out of 10 so far this year. Maybe I need to reevaluate everything so far...

SPOILERS

I want to do the negatives first because they’re super simple and not really negatives at all:

1. This is TOOOO short! (It’s 80-90minutes but still...) I seriously wanted more! More character development, more plot, more ending, just more of everything! 2. You can tell their stage actors because of the slight exaggeration in some parts. But we can forgive them because they are damn good actors on stage, but it’s clear to see that there is a different approach needed when it comes to being in front of a camera.

Before I start the fangirling, just remember (if you do see this movie): this is not a high budget, massive company production, so don’t go in expecting some high budget la-di-da because then you will be disappointed. I’m used to Japanese style movies and I’m used to Japanese Indy movies and I actually prefer these styles of movies so my brain knows not to go expecting expecting Marvel Hollywood level production value.

Nevertheless: Lets get to the fangirling!!

I wasn’t expecting this to be a good as it was! This was so much more than I was expecting! To be honest I went it only knowing three things: The title of the movie, the fact it’s probably a dark movie, and that MakiChan and Sho-san were in it. So I went in expecting just a slow paced (quite like Please, Please, Please - review here) about (going off the titles name) a group of guys who swindle for a living. As soon as the movie started it became apparent that this was going to be a killers movie! I was so down for that!

I really like how not only we have these three Kill Hits in the movie, but we also have internal turmoil and competition between even the two leads and seeing how messed up their relationship is too which so interesting to watch! For example, Yamato ends up turning up at Kin’s Kill Hit at the last moment and kills the Hit himself and Kin is like ‘what the hell are you doing here?! This was my job!’ and then in revenge Kin steals Yamato’s gun which, when Yamato figures out, he is NOT impressed about and is about ready to get revenge himself.

I really like how we follow Kin’s journey in him trying to figure out ‘Why do I do this job?’, especially when Yamato asks him and isn’t satisfied with his answer at all.

The action in this is very good! It was entertaning and enjoyable! The choreography definitely is impressive! Especially Tomita Sho's choreography and fighting! It was impressive, and whenever Tomita was on the screen, my mind was just going 'ohhhh my gooooood he's sooooo hot.... oh my god he's so sexy..... hmgnnngnfngngnnn' which is not helping me NOT fall for Sho-san more and more xD but yes I am very impressed with the action and the choreography and how well it was executed. A specific action scene I like is in the bar and Kin walks in and realises Yamato is there and storms over by Yamato quickly grabs Kin's arm and slams him down into the table and it's so smoothly do and a great moment.

The music too is very interesting and very entertaining. The music reminded me a lot something but I can’t quite put my finger on what movie or TV show it is. Look at the composer's (Gotou Fuyuki) works now, he's written music and lyrics for Tenimyu (Sakurada Doori as Echizen Ryoma in 'Eien no Baton') and he's does music for Tenimyu 'Best Actor Series 005', and he does music for a lot of NHK Educational programmes, as well as his own music and albums and so much more! Even just listening to the music in the trailer you can enjoy it.

The opening for this is great too! Just the way it starts with the bartender talking to a guy and the actors credits popping up and it’s cutting between this bar scene and between Kin killing something down a back alley and then at the end of the scene he’s like ‘So... who is it you want killed?’ and it’s just such a great way to set up the entire plot and story and characters.

Kinjyou Yamato as Yamato: he looks like an older version of Kuroba Mario! I am seriously not joking. Look at them! 

<< Kinjyou . Mario >>

Yamato is an interesting character; he seems serious about his job but he easily gets distracted by Kin and I really enjoy his relationship development with Kin. Especially at the end and the very last scene between Yamato and Kin. Their relationship changes quite dramatically somewhat at the end and it’s a cute but sad moment.

Nireki Naoya as Kin: I have to confess. Whenever he was on screen, I was like ‘ohhhhh he’s so cute! Oooooh he looks good in that white shirt! Awww I’d date him’ but THEN after looking at the pamphlet I learnt two things: He was a D-Boys Audition grandprix winner and was in Ayakashi (which was produced by D-Boys) which makes sense as to why I liked him so much (me and the managers at D-Boys seems to have the same tastes in boys and cute boys), AND he’s also only just turned 20.... 20! He’s still a baby! He’s barely legal(!), which means he was like 18 when this movie was filmed! So I feel very, very bad for thinking such things about him throughout this movie... I really enjoyed Kin and I enjoyed seeing him trying to figure out why he does his job and figuring out what he should do next. I really like the insight we have into his family life as well. We’re never really told about i or shown it but just the little things Kin says like ‘I wouldn’t know what a loving family is’ or ‘(my family) is dysfunctional’ and that obviously makes you think about the possible family and upbringing he’s had.

Tomita Sho as Maabo/Ma-Bo: I already mentioned how amazing his action is and how sexy he is. But I want to talk a little more about it. He is so BADASS. I really, really did enjoy the choreography and his action and he had a LOT of action which was so satisfactory for me to see! Going back to the sexy: his out fit! Oh my his outfit! It’s very simple; colourful jacket, white shirt, tight black jeans, and cool silvery high sneakers/trainers/converse BUT he looks so freaking good in it! Just so, so sexy... and there’s a moment before he fights a gang member where he brushed his hairs threw his hair (and then started throwing punches) and I was like ‘ooooooh! He means business!’ His fight between him and Yamato was so good!

By the way: He, Shinya and Taro are like the anti-Yakuza and go out of their way to stop blackmarket/underworld organisations (and that’s why they’re targeted).

Aramaki Yoshhiko as Shinya: You can tell MakiChan is a stage actor, just some of his facial features and his acting is a little too exaggerated for a movie BUT I still enjoyed his performance. There’s one moment where he’s sat on the floor and the camera is just at the right angle and he says this very serious line and it’s a very sexy and good moment. This movie does a very good job of characterising people so deeply in such a short amount of time. MakiChan is only on screen for about 10-15 minutes but within that short amount of time we learn he’s the cautious one, he’s very logical and is calm headed and is probably the main brains of the group. I’m very happy they were doing a pamphlet and bromides for this movie and obviously I snagged his bromides up! 

And that hat... I’ll talk about that hat (and his ridiculous costume) more during the Stage Greeting Talk section.

One moment I did love was when Shinya and Ma-bo were running to their hideout and the camera was situated in the middle of the stairwell (you know when stairs go up one way and then there’s the flat part you have to go around to carry on going up the stairs? There.) and it follows them leg it up (= run fast) the stairs and run past the camera (very, very closely) and up the other lot of stairs and I really, really like that shot. It added to the urgency as well as close up of my boys. Another similar shot is when the camera is right behind MakiChan’s back at one point when he goes up the stairs and follows him. Also I really like how they did the three guys death scenes differently. For MakiChan’s all we saw was him going into the room and then we hear his screaming - I had to giggle when he died because I’m SO used to that agony scream of his so I personally couldn’t take it seriously but it was very well done.

Kishimoto Takuya as Taro: I feel like KishiTaku was just playing himself. He was the positive but dumb idiot of the group and he gets left with babysitting and it’s cute seeing Taro and Chris’ relationship grow and there’s a very funny moment between them. Unfortunately Taro is killed off almost as quickly as he is introduced. And his death is a little funny. But his outfit is fabulous, you have to admit that!

Ishiyama Izarion as Chris: This kid was great. He had a lot to do with the plot actually and I think he did a great job and it was very easy to understand the kids motives and he felt very realistic. One point he starts stealing sweets from shops so he can sell it to get money. Another moment is when he’s saved he quickly runs to their side and goes against Yamato (who he had previously joined up with to seek his Hit). A final moment is after he’s witnessed gunfire and everything and he’s just sat shaking; it was all very realistic and kid-like and I appreciated that.

Mori Seiji as Master: He was the puzzling character of the entire movie I think. We understand he takes on Hit Jobs and that he gives them to either Kin and Yamato but it’s unknown how he and Yamato met, and he and Kin randomly met one night while Kin was halfway through killing someone; yet here they are now as a mini killing business. So it’s a little unexplained as to who this guy is and why he runs this business and how and why he has these two under his wing. And it gets even more confusing at the end when Kin goes to him to find Yamato’s whereabouts and Master is just on the floor of his bar bloodied, so it kind of implies that karma came back around to him and his business deals but Kin doesn’t care or even ask what happened to him and just leaves him there. So god knows what Master’s backstory and such is! Which is kind of the charm of this movie; sometimes it gives enough detail to be satisfying and then others’ we’re happily left to just make up our own minds about the characters and everything - which is a very Japanese style of storytelling I think.

I don’t really have anything else to say about the cast. They did their jobs fine. No problem with the acting. The two older guys roles’ where short and pretty explanatory and nothing really needs to be said about them. The girl’s story is short and simple too. Only one thing that really stood out about her was at the beginning where she easily manipulates Kin (even though he’s fully aware of it) to spend all his money on her at her hostess club. And ending her story in the way she’s left (crying ontop of her father after attempting to kill him) is fairly obvious where that story was/is going too.

The credits were really interesting because they listed what looked very much like a KickStarter list of everyone that had like pitched in to make the movie and some of the names on the list were like usernames, which really interested and amused me. The director did confirm during the talk that they were all the people who helped make the movie.

STAGE GREETING TALK

The stage greeting was Tomita Sho, Aramakai Yoshihiko, Kishimoto Takuya and the Director Sugami Kazuhiro. The MC was Kanna and she is so.... airheaded and so blunt that it’s funny. None of us could stop laughing. MakiChan even fell to the floor at one point in laughter and just stayed there for a while, trying to calm down xD

At the start, MakiChan came out and does his normal ‘ trying to speak English’ act and is like ‘yeah it’s (in English:) ‘Abnormal Job’ ‘ xD he was the least dressed up which proved he has Hatsukoi Monster rehearsals today and literally went from the rehearsal studio to this stage greeting; his hair was flat and he was in simple jeans and hoodie-type wear. His boots were nice though. He must’ve been tired though.

Going back to Tomita Sho being a sexy mf, his outfit last night was SO freaking sexy! He had this interesting black and grey patterned/striped jacket and pants which looked so good on him, and his boots - oh my god I want his boots so freaking hard! He just looked so freaking fine! And I noticed he stands kind of like I do where it’s like resting on one side with the other foot sticks out a little which was an interesting observation on my part. Anyway I’ll stop being creepy!

Also, KishiTaku (Kishimoto Takuya)  messed up at the beginning where he went to say “Playing as Tarou, Kishimoto Takuya, thank yo- yoroshiku” xD

The Directors main job was to keep an eye on the time xD at one point Kanna went ‘Are you okay for time? Anyway, I have a question for you about the movie’ and everyone started laughing and Tomita was like ‘ (She said) “Anyway” like time keeping is your main job right now and not the movie’ xD

As I mentioned previous the Director confirmed the crowd funding and help he got to make the movie. He also explained that they originally did a short 30-60 second video with the two main leads and that’s what they presented at the crowd funding.

And now we get to the very and various humourous parts: 

The first is MakiChan’s character’s Ramen Hat. So basically Sho-san was like “*looks at the poster* This is the person wearing the ramen bowl.” MakiChan: It’s not ramen! They also spoke about how they didn’t really discuss what they were all going to wear for the filming and that Sho-san ended up wearing some of KishiTaku’s clothing (I assume the jacket seen as it’s similar to Kishi’s outfit in the movie) and that he HAD tried on the hat (which was MakiChan’s) but he and the director decided he didn’t need it and so MakiChan ended up wearing it. Which makes sense if they go a say in the clothing and wore their own stuff because MakiChan has and does wear many different hats (most I hate, including this one. He has D-Boys Seto Koji/Yanagishita Tomo hat syndrome I swear).

When Sho-san first said ‘oh you’re the guy with the ramen bowl on his head” MakiChan stood in disbelief before slapping him on the shoulder and then KishiTaku joined in “That’s a bowl?!”

They also spoke about the ‘shot’ that was taken of them by the Yakuza and was used as the ‘this is your target’ photo. On the day, the director simple said ‘stand there next to that building’ and it was taken quite naturally.

Another moment was when the Director was talking about Kinjyou and was looking at poster as he spoke and Tomita looked past the poster and into behind the black curtain, and was like ‘IS KINJYOU HERE?! HE’S HERE’ and MakiChan just went “the poster... the poster.” xD

Kanna spoke about how her final scene was filmed on a very cold day and while she gave the performance her all “all I was thinking was ‘It’s cold! End quickly!’” to which Tomita was like “During the filming Maki thought of saying ‘will this shoot not end soon?’ so you’re the same as Maki “ to which Maki was like “I never even thought that!” xD

During one scene in the movie there’s a very obvious HOLE in the wall and Tomita thought not many people had noticed it so he’s like ‘the next time you watch this film, I want you to pay attention to the hole in the wall. Who noticed it the first time?’ and almost everyone in the room put their hand up ‘oh quite a few already noticed... that hole was created by the previous take.’

They also spoke about how they want a spin off or a side story because the director doesn’t intend to just leave it there which is great news for me because I would be up for more of this world! Which a spin off or side story would be needed if these three wanted to come back into the world because... they’re dead! xD

During the ending speeches from them KishiTaku: I want everyone to see it one, two times if you can.

Tomita: they already saw it once. KishiTaku: I mean two... two or three times!

I’m dying thinking of this moment now ^^

And then just as KishiTaku was about to finish with a ‘thank you’ Kanna cut him off straight away! It was so funny! Tomita complimented her on her very well done cut in.

NOW can you all sort of see why I keep falling more for Tomita Sho?! He’s always the center of the part and the joke cracker!

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And I’m done! Again I didn’t expect it to be as long as it ended up being but... oh well!

[oogleboogleoogle]

Oh man I have so many stories from my faux-retail job: 

- Our lobby closes at 4 PM. Our lobby has ALWAYS closed at 4 PM. This is not something that we changed any time recently. We still have long-time members come in at 3:59 and joke about making it last-minute. Then, of course, MORE members will come in because so-and-so was in there, too, so they figured they’d come in and get their stuff done instead of going through the open drive-up. People will walk up to the already locked door after 4:00 and yank on it and then stand there looking offended and confused until they see the sign that has literally always been out there stating that the lobby closes at 4:00, then get back in their car and screech around to the drive-up window and act like we purposely locked the doors just to ruin their day. There have been many new and non-members that do it too. Particularly bad were a couple who had already been told that the lobby closed at 4:00 and if they wanted to return with paperwork for the loan they were trying to get then they needed to come in before then; who then came at 4:18 PM and tried to open the door and then stood there BANGING on the glass window and gesturing at us, then barged in through the door when I unlocked it to try to tell them to go around to the window. They were all “we know you’re locked up but we wanted to get this done today!!!!!” All they did was hand me some paperwork for me to copy and then leave. I was furious. (They were also vague about what the loan was for and it turned out they were getting an expensive puppy from a notoriously awful pet store that gets their dogs from puppy mills. I wanted to die.)

- Phones are becoming such a problem. My coworker put up signs with just a cell phone crossed out and I told her at the time that they were too vague and people would ignore them but she didn’t think so. She was wrong. I had a lady literally hold her finger up and hush me when I greeted her as she drove up to the window with her phone to her ear. I wanted to climb through the bulletproof glass, rip the phone from her hand, and smash it in the driveway. People will answer their phones in the middle of a transaction and ignore me when I ask important questions (do you want that in checking or savings, is this for a loan payment, how would you like that applied, this check hasn’t been endorsed properly, how would you like your cash back, etc) then after I’ve had to complete the transaction without their direction they say they didn’t want it done that way. Well, gee, Sharon, maybe if you’d GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE, we could have done it right the first time. 

- That one lady that let her grandson take one of the toys because he screamed when she told him to put it back, claimed she’d bring it back later when she could get it away from him, then never did. 

- People who hand me cash or checks and tell me what they want to do with it and then just stand there and stare. There’s a deposit slip right in front of you. Use it. It’s there for both you and me - if I do something wrong, there is a record. If YOU do something wrong, there is a record. You’re literally setting yourself up if you don’t use it. (Not that people can figure out how to write them out properly anyway - it’s apparently rocket science to fill out a deposit slip that basically lays it out for you.) 

- When my coworker and I are both standing at the counter and one of us is clearly busy, people still go to the busy one. I’ll be standing there staring at them and greeting them and they’ll still go over to her, even though she usually has loan paperwork spread across her station and is very clearly doing something. She just awkwardly tells them to go to me and I internally facepalm. Oddly, the opposite happens when I’m on break. I sit in a corner behind a little wall but I can still see the teller area fairly well and people will walk in, see my coworker at her station, and still go to my empty station and start filling out their deposit slips. Sometimes they’ll move over to her, but most of the time she ends up going and grabbing their stuff, doing the transaction on her computer, and then going back to my station to give them their receipt. Like ??? okay. People. 

- One time a couple were both at my station making transactions and the guy just turns around, watches a person make a turn out on the street through the window, points and angrily follows the car’s movements while saying very loudly, “THAT WAS AN ILLEGAL U-TURN, I SAW THAT. I SAW YOU, MISTER.” What’s worse is that it wasn’t and people turn there 100 times a day, it’s just an awkward turn... But totally legal. It was weird.

- Personal hygiene, folks. Please. Sometimes we have to open all three windows in the lobby regardless of the weather outside because some folks smell like they just bathed in a lake of B.O. and cigarette smoke and leave a lingering haze after they’re gone. 

- The people who come in and jokingly say, “give me all of your money!” Har dee har har har, I haven’t heard that one 12164165 times in the 8-1/2 months I’ve been here... Add to it the people who say, “you’re going to give me $10,000 for free, right?! Ha! Ha!” 

- The people who call to have us transfer money or make a VISA payment for them but rattle it off so fast that I have literally no idea what words just came out of their mouth. Not to mention the assumption that we’re just standing next to the phone with a pen and paper in hand waiting anxiously for them to call and aren’t trying to multi-task because they totally didn’t just call while we were in the middle of something else equally as important as the transfer they could have done online. (Also in that vein, the people who call to ask what their account balance is when we have a home banking website. Or who ask if we can send them a copy of their statement (like once a fucking week) for free “because I don’t want to print it off of my email!” So we started charging $5 a page to get them to stop. They still don’t.) 

- “There’s a transaction pending in my account that I don’t want to go through, can you block it?” “Sorry, it’s already pending so we can’t.” “But this company is STEALING my MONEY. I need it blocked!” “The transaction is already in the process, there is literally no way we can stop it now. Have you perhaps tried talking to the company at any point to get them to stop these recurring payments?” “No, I signed up for their service and don’t want to pay for it anymore. I just want you to block it. I don’t want to talk to them anymore.” *facepalm* “You need to talk to them and cancel their service because it’ll be a $35.00 stop payment fee from us and there’s still no guarantee that we can stop the payment every time.” “Okay, I guess I’ll call them...” Repeat every month ad infinitum. 

- Also: “There’s a charge in my account that I don’t know what it is!!! Can you tell me!!! Can you return it?!?! I didn’t authorize this!!!” “Okay it came from [insert company name/check number/etc here], that’s all I can tell you. You might try calling the company and telling them what happened and see if they can reverse it. We can’t reverse the charge because we didn’t initiate it.” “Okay I’ll call them right now!!!” *Five minutes later they call back* “Hey about that charge... I forgot I made a payment/bought that item last week and it just went through yesterday... ha ha.” EVERY TIME. E V E R Y TIME.

- People who get weird about policies that have been in place since forever. No, Sharon, I can’t waive the 5-day hold on your $10,000 suspiciously ambiguous “insurance” check and let you walk off with the money scot-free. You want to talk to the boss? Sure, I will have the CEO come out and personally tell you the exact same thing I just told you. She loves taking time out of her CEO duties to tell you we can’t bend federal policy just because you think you deserve special treatment because you want to buy a car with the money tonight. Go to Wal-mart and pay their 3% fee or accept the hold like everybody else. 

- One time I had a lady get shaking-mad over a $5 cashier check fee when she wanted to take a fairly small (for us) amount of money out as a check instead of cash. She threw a fit and acted like I was holding a gun to her head and forcing her to take cash because she wasn’t about to pay a standard fee that every financial institution charges. She then called two months later to raise another fit about it and threaten to take her savings elsewhere. She had over $40,000 in her savings and we know she has other savings accounts with other banks on top of it. But that $5 charge to cover the cost of the cashier check made her see red. When I told my boss, she was like, “good, let her leave. Members like that don’t bring in any money for us so I’d even cut the check myself!” (We’re not profit driven but fees and loans keep us open - a simple savings account actually costs us money. Keep this in mind when your credit union charges you for services that take time and resources to complete.) 

I could probably write a novel on the weird and obnoxious experiences I’ve had in the short amount of time I’ve spent working in a credit union, which is basically a glorified retail job, but it’s 2:38 AM and I should stop. 

[jzogymti-blog]

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Lower insurance for young driver?

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"The Little Girl" (MS)

I am an American police officer and this is a true story. I’ve been needing to get this off my chest for a while. I’ve obviously changed the names and addresses in this story for legal purposes. I’ve got a glass of fine whisky and I think I’m ready to share this with you. ​ Two summers ago was one of the busiest summers my jurisdiction has ever seen. That summer and the previous six months leading up to that summer were…. Hell. ​ It seemed like there was just something in the water, something “going around.” We didn’t know why, but damn, people were killing, stabbing, raping, and dismembering each other at record paces. Everyone was burnt out and maxed out on overtime. ​ My partner and I were nearing the end of our work week. We had thirty minutes before our relief arrived when the call went out. ​ “I need a unit to respond to 1273 Maple Ave. in reference to a 4 year old child who is beyond parental control.” ​ My partner was further behind in his reports than I was so I volunteered to respond solo. We joked a bit about how hard it could be to control a 4 year old. I got in to my patrol car and responded to the address. ​ It was an incredibly hot evening in August the dash thermometer put it at 103 degrees. I pulled up to the address and noticed the front door wide open, along with all the windows. ​ I began the ascent up the front steps to the house. I could hear soft sobbing coming from the other room. I announce myself and knock on the door frame. ​ “Hello; Officer Garner here to speak with Cindy about a 4 year old.” ​ I heard the sobbing turn to sniffling. ​ “I’m coming.” ​ “I’m Cindy.” She said in a quiet broken voice. ​ I started like always “so ma’am what is it that’s going on today?” ​ I could sense something was different..off… it made me damn nervous. Cindy’s eyes revealed months of distress. I was not there because the parents got tired of threatening to take away the ipads from their bratty kids. ​ Cindy gave a slight head nod and stepped outside on the front porch to speak with me. ​ “Officer Garner I don’t know what to do, we are at the end of our ropes.” ​ Cindy then went on to describe everything they have been through since they adopted the little girl, Kelly… about six months ago. ​ Cindy described Kelly was a little angel when they first met her. The adoption agency really wouldn’t say much about her past. They figured she’s so young how bad could her history be? ​ In the last six months they have taken her to every doctor in the Pacific Northwest. They all just diagnose her with some new alphabet soup disorder and send us on our way, she explained. She’s too young to take any of the heavy medication… it would kill her. ​ At this point my curiosity is struck. I explained to Cindy there really is nothing that I can do for her that she hasn’t tried already. I then said the words I later would come to regret: “But I’ll come and and talk to her.” ​ Cindy motioned with her head for me to follow her inside. ​ As soon as I stepped foot inside sweat began dripping down my face. ​ “Why is it so hot in here?” ​ “Oh, I should have warned you the air conditioner broke last week, we’ve called everyone in town but nobody seems to be available to come fix it.” ​ The floor was wood, old wood. The kind of old hardwood floor that squeaked with every step you took. We rounded a corner and I could see a child laying on the couch, maybe a pre-teen, judging by the size. A blanket covered over his head but a faint glow shown through the blanket. It looked like he had some sort of tablet. It stood out to me because it was so damned hot in this house. ​ “Thomas,” Cindy said to the figure under the blanket. “We are gonna have your father bring Kelly upstairs, you may want to go on a walk buddy.” ​ Thomas didn’t think twice. He flung the blanket to the side and grabbed a basketball, laid down the tablet, face up , and practically ran outside. ​ Cindy grabbed a kitchen chair and drug it out from the kitchen table. She faced it towards a set of stairs that went to a basement. ​ “Have a seat Officer Garner.” ​ “Oh ma’am, please; just call me Tyler.” ​ Cindy’s facial muscles tightened ever so slightly. It was a glimmer of appreciation. Everything she had done up until this point was labored. Stepping out the front door to talk to me, walking into the kitchen, dragging out the chair. Everything she did looked like it drained the little bit of light flickering in her soul. ​ I sat in the Victorian style wooden chair. ​ “Mikey; Officer, Gar… I mean Tyler is here to speak with Kelly, could you bring her up please.” ​ Cindy then maneuvered putting herself behind me. I don’t think she did this consciously. Her hand went up to her forehead. But she never once turned her back to that staircase. ​ I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. I saw the man I assumed was Mike, or Mikey. In his arms was Kelly. ​ She had jet black hair and pale white skin. She was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. A trained observer, I caught a glimpse of bruises on her elbows and knees. Bruises on the joints like that are not usually a sign of child abuse, but I made a mental note. ​ Mike set her down on the hardwood floor about five feet away from where I sat. She was facing away from me sitting with her legs crossed and head down. ​ I stared in silence for a few moments. I watched her pick at the skin on her knees. Her fingers scratched at her skin in a rhythmic pulsating manor. I cleared my throat and said in a gentle, welcoming voice “hi Kelly I’m Tyler.” ​ Her fingers stopped. Slowly her head rotated to the right until her gaze struck me over her shoulder. I instantly felt cold. ​ The little girl, in one rapid, violent motion flipped around facing me on all fours. Shaken, I leaned back in my chair, eyes wide and mouth open. My gun hand twitched out of instinct. ​ Staring straight at me… no through me, she let out a horrific, ear piercing scream. I locked eyes with her. Her eyes were black, no color at all, just black. ​ Suddenly in an instant her head fixed down to the ground and her jet black hair hid her face. ​ It was not human how she moved. She stood straight up and then let herself drop to her knees. She did this over and over and over. From a straight posture, to a short jump, and then falling straight on her knees. I thought my ears were going to bleed from the high pitch scream. ​ The sound of her knees dropping on the aged wooden floors sounded much heavier than that of a small child. ​ The scream changed pitches from high, to low. Deep, devilish, demonic. This went on for several moments. ​ Then, out of nowhere it stopped. She turned back towards Mike who had made his way to the chair across from me without my notice. ​ On all fours, like some kind of animal, she crawled and shuffled to a spot in between Mike’s legs. ​ She looked up at him and said “daddy, please don’t let that man take me. I want to stay here with you.” The best way i can describe her voice was that of a grown man trying to sound like a feminine small child. ​ I drove back by the house a few days later. Everything was gone. They had moved out and short sold their house. I spent a considerable amount of time trying to follow up with the family but it’s like they disappeared… fell off the face of the earth. All their phone numbers were changed. ​ I’ll probably never know where they went. But I will say that things around town seemed to calm down after they left.

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How much would insurance cost for me if I have a Classic Camaro and I am a 16 year old male with State Farm?

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Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Days: Part 1

There are a number of causes of Bad Days At Work, even for a seemingly glamorous job like a zookeeper.  

Okay, please tell me why it's okay to refer to septic systems as honey pots (hint: "irony" is not an acceptable answer)

  The general public probably thinks our bad days entail at least one of the following components:

Poop

Getting a light sunburn

Animal deaths

Not getting licked (or whatever behavioral sign of affection innate to the animal in your care) enough

But really, the only item on that list that really makes a horrendous day is #3, which is not what I am going to focus on in today’s blog.

No, I am going to focus on those really horrible, no good, bad days that pop up out of nowhere and rain chaos and sorrow DESPITE nobody being really sick or dying. 

*raises hand*

In fact, let’s revisit a list of potential Bad Day contributors.  I would like to amend it slighty.  Bad Days for me consist of:

Getting poop directly in facial orifices (yes, I had to specify)

Scuba diving in three feet of stagnant water that is filled with dolphin poop and algae and has not been filtered or otherwise moved in THREE DAYS OH GOD I AM ALREADY BARFING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

Lip sunburn.  It’s a thing.  And it’s a thing that haunts your every meal for months

Animal deaths, obviously :(

Getting bitten, fluked, charged, or taken on a lengthy Tour Of The Underwater Drains by a sea mammal larger and smarter than me

Fire ants.

Fire ants trapped in my bathing suit

Being in relatively unsafe conditions, like getting wrapped in a net underwater that resulted in someone’s finger being pulled off

Bringing a really dumb lunch

The list goes on.

Sad, sad little lunch

But one of the the worst non-animal-related days of my animal career was at the very beginning.  And I'm writing about it now, because I think you'll get a laugh, AND I am no longer in the field, AND I am pretty sure the statute of limitations will cover any unintentionally illegal component of this story.  

This day was the day I Almost Killed A Bunch Of People With Scuba Tanks. 

When I was at my first place of employment, I had the pleasure of wielding a “pickup truck” during fish delivery in the mornings.  I say wielding because to use the verb “drive” in this context is entirely misleading.  Also, this vehicle was, in a previous life (roughly 29 zillion years ago) a pickup truck.  By the time I encountered it, it was basically a pile of rusted metal on four-ish wheels that ran on Black Magic and an engine trying to die .

Oh! Here it is!

My department was responsible for removing frozen flats of fish from the thaw room and delivering it to every marine mammal department in the park.  This meant loading thousands of pounds of frozen fish into the bed of this Death Truck and somehow, through consistent religious practice, getting it to move from points A to B to C and D without losing too many parts and/or lives.

Because this event happened early in the morning before the park opened, and it was not operated on any actual roads, the task of handling the truck was done with light-hearted humor and a mixture of terror that you would get thrown into the steering wheel because the driver seat did not actually fix into one position.  It slid forwards and backwards with little outside force, but I was not a physicist and figured this was an old truck and/or a poltergeist was involved.

We oft joked about what it would be like to drive The Truck on the real road.  Yes, the driver seat slid like a rowing machine.  Yes, there were no side view mirrors.  The breaks didn't always work when you thought they would (such as when you hit the break pedal).  The engine made a noise akin to a wolverine being skinned alive but generally did what you asked it too, like drive 5 mph.  I mean, I think it was 5mph, because the speedometer didn't work.  But the best part about this glorious vehicle was its tail gate fell off when it met with force from three or more atoms moving against any part of it.

Yeah.  If you sold five of these fish house trucks, you still couldn't afford a footlong sub at Subway.

The tail gate issue was not a huge deal during fish truck delivery, because you drove really slowly with the fish boxes piled in the back.  But we all wondered, what would happen if you drove this truck at highway speed?  

And then, I found out.

My then-boss asked me to take empty scuba cylinders to a dive shop a few minutes away from the aquarium, and then return with several filled ones.  They asked me to do this with a coworker of mine (who shall herein be referred to as Famous Coworker, since he knew every celebrity and was on the Real World several years later) , who had been at the part roughly 8 months longer than me and had done this before.  

Long story short, when we asked 1) how many tanks we were to be transporting and 2) HOW we would get them there, we were met with these answers (in corresponding order):

I don’t know, maybe 10?

The fish house truck

…

Oh, but they were.

We both stood in stunned silence.  This was not the type of workplace where you could easily share your grievances, but we figured we heard wrong.  Surely, there must be another truck.  One that is fit for highway travel.  One that has an speedometer or something.

Nope, nope, nope.  It was The Truck.  And they saw no reason not to take it, they just said to drive it slow (the highway we needed to take was…um, a highway). Plus, they reasoned, it wasn't very far.

Famous Coworker offered to drive his new truck, since it had enough room.  No, no, our boss insisted. The fish truck was fine, they used it last week for this purpose and everything was fine.  Just DO IT.

Now I know what you reasonable people are thinking.  WHY, oh WHY didn't you just assert yourselves?  Why would you voluntarily get into such a terrible Death Car knowing that it was a huge safety risk?  I can only say, I was 22, terrified of most management, and believed I wouldn't knowingly be asked to do something really unsafe.

So off Famous Coworker and I go, to pick up the tanks.  We chuckled while pooing our pants the first time the tail gate fell off at the security booth as we loaded up the tanks.  We had nothing to secure them with, but were instructed by senior staff to just stack them “real tight” in the bed of the truck.  We had just the right number to wedge them into a sort of pyramid (the tanks were on their sides, because you know, for safety), and we were given a few cinder blocks to keep them in place, just to be Extra Safe.

This is slightly more safe than what we had going for us

I had to drive (another long story), so I drove at about 7mm per hour (yes, millimeters) through the parking lot.  My heart was pounding in my chest as I turned out of the parking lot onto the busy highway that would take us to the dive shop.  I would’ve put the hazards on, because I was driving so slowly and was just convinced at any minute, the tail gate would fall off.  But you know, those hazard lights didn’t work!  What an adventure!

However, we made it to the dive shop a couple of miles away without any drama.  We unloaded the empties, and began grabbing the full tanks.  We realized quickly that there were a different number of tanks we would be bringing back…which meant they would not fit tightly together in the bed of the truck.  Famous Coworker and I worked hard to figure out how to secure the tanks, but at least three of them would roll around a little between cinder blocks.  Still, the dive shop worker told us we should just drive “kinda slow” but that we would be okay.

A visual mantra for marine mammal trainers everywhere

So we get into the truck.  I slowly make a wide loop in the dive shop parking lot, preparing for a left-hand turn onto a highway which has a 45mph speed limit but a common speed of roughly E=MC2.  I figured that if something bad was going to happen, it would happen in that turn.   I gripped the steering wheel tightly, bracing myself for the front seat to do its slidey thing and praying that the brakes would work if I needed.  I took a deep breath, eased my foot onto the accelerator, turned the steering wheel and….

...........

….turned successfully (albeit very, very slowly) onto the highway.  I drove maddeningly slow back to the aquarium, all without incident.  Then, I saw the turn lane back into the aquarium parking lot up ahead.  I wanted to get into the left left earlier than I normally would, because I didn't want to make any sudden stops or accelerate too quickly if I waited too long to make the turn.  I especially didn't want to bust a U.  

I got into the left lane, silently apologizing to the cars that would quickly approach me and probably curse me and several generations of my family for operating a vehicle at speeds that are almost legally allowable for justifiable homicide.   

We were inching along, the turn lane now in sight, and

****Trigger warning for Dive Safety Officers: you will have a heart attack if you read any further*******

FINAL WARNING

BAM BAM THE TRUCK LURCHES UP AND DOWN AND I AM SLIDING IN MY SEAT AND MORE LOUD NOISES AND NOW THE HONKING OF CARS THAT ARE NOT ME

I LOOK IN MY SIDE VIEW MIRRORS EXCEPT WHOOPS THEY ARE NOT THERE

SO I LOOK IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR AND AND AND AND

THERE.  ON THE ROAD?  THE TAIL GATE. IT IS SLIDING ON THE ROAD AND SPARKS ARE FLYING

OH ALSO THERE ARE SCUBA TANKS ROLLING AROUND AND BOUNCING OVER SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC

OH ALSO THERE ARE CARS VEERING AROUND THE TANKS.

Swearing is necessary for this

The tanks are scattered and bouncing and rolling everywhere and I start to stop right where I am but before the car stops Famous Coworker lets out this banshee death scream and he is out the door running across a HIGHWAY towards these bouncing, FULL scuba tanks, and he is still screaming and I am also screaming and I am pretty sure someone is going to die.

I get out of the car and yell some swear words as I run towards some tanks, running on pure adrenaline and stupidity, and help Famous Coworker pick them up, help reattach the tail gate (we had had plenty of practice with that) and then we get back into the truck and stare at each other.

“We are going to get fired,” Famous Coworker said.

I don't even remember what I said, if anything.  I was pissed.  I was terrified.  We could’ve killed someone.

As I pull into the park, I see one of the park operations managers standing near the back entrance, waving us down, red in the face.  He yelled at us for spilling scuba tanks on the highway.  I yelled at him for not having a proper vehicle to pick up tanks, like actually YELLED, and then I drove away before he could speak.

Arnold gets it

We unloaded the tanks, several of them hissing now, trying to alert whoever (??) would be in charge of making sure they didn't explode.  I unloaded my anger and fear to everyone I could find, boss or not, unable to contain myself.  The only response I really remember was hearing from another senior person that they were surprised I was allowed to take the fish house truck on the highway, because the same thing happened to other trainers a few weeks ago, but it happened to them in a parking lot.

This was the first time in my life I totally understood the phrase “spitting mad”.  I was pissed at myself for not standing up for what I KNEW was a bad idea.  I was pissed at my bosses, and their bosses.  I literally could not do anything except breathe occasionally and wonder why, in this heightened state of ire, I was literally producing 39 times the amount of saliva I normally do.  Swallowing was the only task I could focus on, because otherwise I would’ve just drooled all over myself which made me think people might not take me seriously and/or would just have me euthanized.

SURE IS

The experience was definitely a lesson learned; safety takes priority, no matter how intimidated you are ( if the intimation is real, OR if it’s just in your head).  I am really relieved that nobody was hurt, and that I was lucky enough to just take away from it a crazy story and a life lesson.  And also I have somehow avoided prison.

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