#(first ever happy couple in reverse 1999 I'm NOT letting them go)

[the-blossica-fan]

Been thinking about Christmas and had the thought; "Oh Jessica would definitely assume Santa is a horror movie character because -insert 'Santa Clause is Coming to Town' here- makes him sound like your archetypal Horror 'Stalker Killer' with a side of Supernatural Horror mixed in."

Blonney is stuck between immediately correcting her vs wanting to see if Jessica could morph herself to look similar to Santa and climb down through a chimney. So instead of telling Jessica she's wrong (cause Jessica's ears droop by a centimeter when she gets corrected sometimes), she tells Jessica about Krampus and explains that the two often get confused. (So here's a quick convo)

"It's the hooves," She explains. "Santa's got his reindeer, and Krampus has goat legs. They both carry sacks except Krampus kidnaps naughty kids with his, and Santa leaves them coal."

"Oh! How horrible, but don't worry, Jennifer, I won't let Krampus take you, and I'll even give you my gifts from Santa!"

"... sure, okay, thanks, Jess - hold on! What makes you think I'm on the naughty list?!"

"Because you always say you're one of the 'bad girls' that dies first in a horror movie! I won't let anyone hurt you, but I don't know how to stop Santa from leaving you coal..."

"... *sigh* it's whatever. It's not like you care about that kind of thing anyway."

"Of course! I love you no matter how you choose to act!"

Which then leads to blushy cuddles and hot chocolate while they watch Christmas-themed horror movies together.

I swoon every time someone sends me a Blossica ask. My sweet babies 🥹

THIS IS SO THEM!!

Though, I have to give it to Jessica. She might be right. (I would be so concerned if someone told me about Santa without me knowing this American tradition)

An immortal old man that stalks people, knows everything you have done, has a list of people who have been good or bad in his eyes, breaks into peoples' houses from their chimney (I unironically can't believe people do have those and that they're not just in movies) and eats their food. That sounds like a criminal to me.

But, if Jessica went around spreading rumors about Santa, that would be troublesome.

Though, I think we all know who would be whispering horror stories into innocent childrens' (Jessica is a special one) ears, so all Blonney can do is change Jessica's perspective on it.

Hey, now that I (FUCKING FINALLY) have some free time, maybe I could make this a fanfic...