#(except he is actively distracting from his unappealing qualities and i want to highlight them)
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kwillow · 8 days ago
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Why is ambroys so promiscuos, like psychologicaly. Is he just a Bimbo? Does he have a hipersexual disorder, is he just an asshole like that?
What drives this manwhore to this levels of slutness, UNPRECEDENTED HARLOTNESS i have to bear witness to
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TL;DR: Sex is the lowest common denominator way to make people care about something and Ambroys wants people to care about Him.
Longer psychoanalysis under the cut, if you want a peek into the puddle-like depths of the world's shallowest man.
Surface-level, he’s just a hedonistic guy. He likes his base pleasures and indulgences.
Still, Ambroys is really more of an attention whore than an actual whore. He wants to be the main event everywhere he goes, and as most advertisers have noticed, sex appeal is a cheap and easy way to get noticed. Even if someone’s not attracted to you, they’ll probably at least look at you. And every pair of eyeballs is a win.
Additionally, seducing someone is a conquest. It makes him feel powerful. When people start seeming too messy and complicated it's a script to reset them to a dynamic that's within his control and understanding. Getting someone to fall for him reassures him of the "fact" that it’s his divine right to have what he wants, make others do what he wants, and make people want him. (Or as he would put it: he just wants to be loved — is that so wrong??)
This is why he sleeps with his friend nigh-immediately after breaking his once-paramour’s heart. His use of seduction as a comfort tool also creates the somewhat hilarious situation where he tries to fuck more often when he’s feeling bad, like women are his tub of Ben and Jerry’s and it’s binging time.
His other coping mechanism for feelings of inadequacy is sport hunting, by the by.
All that said, I don’t think Ambroys is much more promiscuous than your average frat guy. He is a young man brimming with energy and bereft of rationality, so a bit of skirt-chasing is to be expected. He just plays up the provocative libertine angle sometimes, because it’s easier than developing a likable personality.
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