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[boopjuice]

I just had to uninstall it. As a heads up, it isn't going to show up by searching the name. You either have to open up what apps you already own and scroll to find it, or the link at the top of the post will take you to it so you can uninstall it.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[conductivecoyote]

He started as a pose practice before I decided that color is fun

[teaboot]

One time my mom took me to a hibachi grill with a bunch of her friends and if you've never been to a hibachi grill basically the draw is that theres a bunch of interactive performance stuff done by the cook who cooks for you at your table, and one of the tricks they did at this one was take a squeeze bottle full of liquor and shoot it into your mouth across the table (with permission)

And now at our table my mom explained this because it was my first time going, and she wanted to make sure to warn me it was liquor because she knows I don't drink- she just said "if he offers to shoot at your mouth, say no because it's alcohol".

And so the chef does his thing and it's all very impressive, but the time does come where he pulls out this squeeze bottle of booze and asks me if I wanna try

I of course say no, because I really don't do alcohol, so he moves on to someone else

And I watch, and slowly come to understand that this is some sort of game, because once someone is drinking from the continuous flow the chef starts counting "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

I realize that we're trying to see who can keep drinking the liquor from three feet away without choking or spilling, and its a bummer cause i kinda wanna try and I CAN'T

But he goes around the table with everyone there, and I think my mom makes it to three, one friend makes it to five, I think my brother got to three as well, and he comes back to me

And I'm REALLY bummed out now but I will not drink alcohol, so I sort of sadly repeat that I can't when he pulls out a SECOND BOTTLE and grins and goes "juice?"

And Im like FUCK YEAH LET'S GO and I'm a bit worried he's gonna spray it into my eye or something but he doesn't, it hits me right at the back of the throat, and I start drinking while the whole fucking table counts "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

And like

It just sorta

Kept going?

And Im looking at the chef and he starts freaking out by the time we get to six, and at around seven I kinda start looking around and my auntie is staring back in shock, my brother is laughing his ass off and my mom has her face in her hands

And then at like nine or ten it gets like. Super tense and quiet, and only the chef is still counting

And I guess it got too much for even him cause we're at eleven and I don't believe in quitting early and it is almost painful how awkward it's getting

So he cuts me off at twelve and raises his hands in the air and everyone else cheers and claps like a dumb movie

and I just sit back in my seat to look back at my mother staring at me surrounded by everyone she knows, bright fucking red in the face and choking with honest to god tears in her eyes and she puts her face back in her palms and starts chanting "I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know"

So I give her the biggest, proudest grin and tell her, "I won."

So now every time something suggestive happens in a movie, or in conversation, or something shocking happens around us and she goes to jokingly cover my ears, I just ask her, "Remember when I won?" And she goes face-down and groans, because I know EXACTLY how she thinks I trained to develop that particular skill and she HATES knowing that about me

The truth is though, I'm a whole ass 28 year old virgin. I've never so much as kissed anyone in my life. I had no idea I could do that trick until that exact moment

But she doesn't know that, and I'm never gonna tell her

[fanghaunt]

small silly doodle i did 99% of on ms paint and finished on my ipad

[starriniqhts]

hands down my FAV bonedo fic on this website like dear god vie i love the way you write jaehyun

00ᘓ : 𝐌𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍 ⏜ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ᘐ)

laying his head on your lap and relishing in the feeling of your fingers gliding through his hair as the sunlight filters through the linen curtains, casting an orange glow into your room, painting the walls a lovely warm hue ⌇...

wrapping his legs under your criss cross apple sauce position, arms around your waist, chin resting on your shoulder, whispering into your ear while you're aggressively pressing away at the console ⌇... hands under the hem of your shirt at night when his fingers get cold ⌇... tracing his thumb over your lips, eyes gazing lovingly into your soul, a connection that runs deeper than time and space ⌇...

soft lips on the crown of your head ⌇... hands cupping both sides of your face, noses brushing against each others' ⌇... flames licking at your skin, following the path his fingertips trace as your heart beats against your eardrums, all tasks long forgotten in part because of the way your name rolls off his tongue ⌇...

legs thrown haphazardly over one another, the thin sheet thrown astray during the warm night, content with just feeling your skin on his till the morning ⌇... a steady, rhythmical heartbeat greets you when you rest your head against his chest, feeling safer than you've ever had in his embrace ⌇...

him giggling when you stir awake with the stamp of your pillow on the side of your face; you pull him into a hug, barely conscious, before he bids you goodbye for the day ⌇... the light flick on your forehead when he catches you staring at other women with a dismayed frown, knowing your tendency to forget how beautiful you (and only you!) look in his eyes ⌇...

! © 𝗞𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗔 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰, 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗗.

[el-cheung]

Lee Byung-hun, as Hwang In-ho/Front Man/Player 001, in Squid Game Season 2 (2024).

[emil1863]

the guys!!!

[erandraws]

He’s blue. He’s a prince. He gets called beautiful every 30 minutes even by gods. He’s a bard. He has stage fright. He has a dead brother. He had his first meaningful kiss an hour ago. He’s a bisexual disaster. He’s inexperienced. He put the most powerful mage of Exandria in a forcecage. His best friend is a disaster lesbian. He wears chiffon. His tits are out.

[archangel-azi-fell]

What you don't see and forgot from the episode "The Doctor's Wife."

He brought River Song back. That wasn't her name before. He used the pieces and remnants from the time lords memory boxes.

Which were all the same time lord, desperately trying and pleading for help.

His own Tardis also held a piece of her.

Just like Rose.

Think about Harry Potter and how Voldemort split his soul in pieces. She had that done to her. It's confusing and hard to wrap your head around, but

River/Rose/Missy are all the same person. Shattered because of the games that people played with her. Including him.

She was so shattered that even though he was looking for her, he couldn't see her sitting right there with him the whole time.

It's why he can't think about being with her. It's why she doesn't push to be with him. She knows that he just felt bad for her dying, nothing more. But she won't kill him, because she's not a killer and she does love him. Even if he doesn't love her back.

It's the oldest unrequited love story. Girl has his back but in the end, no one has hers. Not even herself, remember, Master kills Missy. That was her last regeneration. She died. She killed herself. That wasn't the first time, but it was the last time.

It's Aziraphale and Crowley. - Seriously GO LOOK UP CROWLEY for real. Who was he married to? Who did he divorce? He said she was crazy while he was the one talking to spirits. Her baby died and he divorced her. He used her to get the things he needed and then left her.

The Doctor does NOT and has NEVER loved River Song (And If You Think Otherwise, You Must Be Watching a Different Show)

Listen, folks. It’s time to face the facts. The Doctor has NEVER loved River Song. Not even a little bit. And I have 17 rock-solid, completely canonical, absolutely not contradictory reasons to prove it:

He only took her to Calderon Beta to show her the starriest night in the universe on her first night in space jail, which was also their honeymoon night. A night that is literally impossible to replicate with anyone else ever again. But no, not romantic. At. All. Just two people who happen to be married, spending a totally meaningless night under the stars.

He only stuck around for the mystery of her and once it was solved, he… checks notes …continued planning elaborate dates, risked his life for her, wrote her poetry, spent centuries in her company, and doing domestics with her. But yeah. Definitely just a phase.

He kept an entire diary to track their time together. But that’s normal, right? Just an intergalactic, timey-wimey version of a Google Calendar for the woman he definitely does not feel any sort of romance for.

He was willing to let all of time and space collapse just so they could have a linear married life. You know, because that’s what you do for a woman you have no strong romantic feelings for whatsoever.

He planned intricate dates just for her, dressed up for the occasion despite usually looking like a sentient pile of laundry, and bought her custom-tailored outfits so they could match. You know, just friendly little outings. Buddies. Chums. Mates.

Whenever she calls, he comes. No matter the situation, no matter how much danger he’s in, he drops everything and rushes to her side. He’s probably just really into checking his voicemail.

He wrote her love poetry. But, like, strictly in a platonic way. Just some totally neutral iambic pentameter for the fun of it.

Despite being universally known for his terrible time management, he is always perfectly on time for her. Which, of course, doesn’t mean anything. He just suddenly became a scheduling genius when she was around.

He keeps asking her to travel with him. Like, repeatedly. Like, he can’t take the hint that she has a life outside of running around in space. Almost like he wants her there. But that would be ridiculous.

The entire universe knows that the easiest way to lure the Doctor into a trap is to put River in danger. Because he will always come for her. But that’s not love. That’s just… reflexes.

He “only” took her to Darillium because he was lonely. And then, in an act of sheer, meaningless, absolutely not-love-driven desperation, he spent 24 years (and more) being domestic with her. Just hanging out. Not a big deal.

He built a whole planet just so they could have a little more time together. You know, because nothing says "total indifference" like terraforming an entire celestial body.

An entire archipelago, famously known as "The Lovers Dreaming Island", exists where the islands literally form the shape of their intertwined bodies. That’s just standard planet-building, really. All geography is accidental.

He physically defied the laws of the universe to hold onto her data ghost. The whole "ghosts can’t be touched" thing? He literally said, "Mmm, no thanks" then proceeded to french kiss her goodbye. But that’s really just the kind of farewell you give to someone you were forced to be with.

He keeps a spare TARDIS key inside a book called The Time Traveler’s Wife. No significance whatsoever. Probably just the only book lying around.

Her words gave him hope when nothing else could. Her voice became his mantra. But no, not love. Just, you know, some lady saying things.

But yeah, sure, he never loved her. The universe must be wrong. The Doctor must be wrong. The literal geography of an archipelago must be wrong. The foundations of time itself must be wrong. Or… maybe the Doctor is just the most emotionally repressed idiot in the cosmos, and we’ve all spent years watching a romantic tragedy disguised as sci-fi nonsense.

Final Conclusion: The Doctor absolutely, 100%, definitively does not love River Song. And if you believe that, I have a prime piece of real estate in the Medusa Cascade to sell you.

[frownyalfred]

hey just for the record, if you’re on r/ao3 and keep running into these kinds of comments on bookmark related posts — it’s not a good take. calling someone’s writing “slop” and saying it deserves criticism for being bad BECAUSE it’s posted publicly might seem like a nuanced take, but I promise it isn’t.

yes, sometimes us writers get a little too obsessed over a cryptic comment or bookmark; no, that doesn’t actually mean the solution is to say whatever you want in them because authors “deserve” your honesty. 

I know we’re in a touchy time for readers and writers, but comments like these are NOT kind, refreshing, or nuanced. they’re just kind of mean and discouraging.

[pigeonstab]

Finally drew the thing I said I would! Inspired by the convo I had with @somegrumpynerd

I also went and made a floor plan for all the guys' rooms.

[corvikari]

AGHHHH WHITEOUT I LOVE THIS DESIGN AHHHH

Finished rereading Darkstalker today. Whiteout my beloved. I'm still not set on my hc for my tribe designs yet, but I wanted to take a crack at Whiteout anyway.

Foeslayer was mentioned to have a green tinge to her scales, what if Whiteout also had that 💞

[badninken]

might have made him weirder than he already was

[azu-marill]

throws this at you and runs away

[abessive-art]

Cat pounce