#(disclaimer: this is a joke)

[angellayercake]

RITE HERE RITE NOW RANT

Where were the other Papas??⁉️? It isn't right that they had a combined thirty seconds of screen time!! 😡😡 If it wasn't for them Then copua wouldn't even this opportunity would he?🚫?

ANd to make it worse🤬 it was lonG‼️So there should have been more time.to. honour papas of the past🙌 but I have already made this point. I had to go to the BATHROOM🚽two times 2️⃣ because it was so long. also who wants tolook at him that long anyway👹

why??????❓❔⁉️ does he get so many outfits! Designer outfits twenty of the same jackets in different colours??🔵🔴🟡⚫🟢 some papas just wore their robes(boring) and some papas were forced to have their shirts sewn into their jackets with very improper tailoring just because ""if you INsist on white gloves that need To be changed every day we have to cut costs elsewhere👿"* but cooia gets two robes ANS everything else???

Papa Iii is much more handsome 🧛and would look much better in the hd4k surroundsound big screen then HIM SO papa iiI deserves a film more and they should bring jim back just to show everyone this😏 and go show the people what its like to see songs sang. Properly!!! you have not been ciriced until you have been ciriced by papa 3💜💜💟 or so I have heard snyway...

YHE ONLY THING that is good is that it accurately shows what a rude SELFish self absorbed man this cOPis is(although the old man deserves no respect 👍🏻👍🏻) just tonight he ate the last cannoli without offering to aNYONE!!! ELSE‼️‼️ SO this i do think the film does right

BUT....

The door slams open and he almost drops his phone in surprise. He was sat where he had been sat all evening, collapsed into this chair in the clergy commons after his disappointing dinner, thinking. His expression soured even further now it seemed another one of his brothers was here to ruin his day.

"Are you reading reviews of the movie again, frattelino?" Secondo asks, squinting at him across the dark room. "There is steam coming from your ears."

"I am not reading them no," he smirks a little, pushing the glasses he usually pretends not to need up his nose before continuing to tap away at his phone with his pointer finger. Secondo flicks on the light switch disrupting him once again with the blinding light so he shoots him a quick glare before resuming his somewhat frantic yet stilted typing.

"I do not like that look," he accuses, pointing at him as he crosses the room. "What are you doing then?" He circles the armchair in which Terzo is slouched, leaning around to look at the screen over his shoulder.

"None of your business," he pulls the phone to his chest to hide the screen. "Why must you stick your big old nose where it is not wanted eh?"

"Let me see!" He tries to wriggle away from his brother's seeking hand, tustling each other like they used to when they were children. He almost slides free but his escape is thwarted but his stupidly large brothers hand clamping onto his shoulder and pulling away his phone with the other.

"Give that BACK!" He struggles out of the squishy chair pushing his glasses back up into his hair so he can glare uninterrupted at his brother who is now scrolling through his review, shaking his head and tutting like a stupid old chicken.

"Terzo this isn't very nice," he says it so patronisingly he has to resist stamping his foot in frustration. Why should he be nice! He never got a moment like this and if he had he knows he would have done more, done better. And shouldn't Secondo be mad too?

"I stand by what I said," he huffs crossing his arms indignantly. "Aren't you annoyed? That we barely got a mention? Just that we were dead?"

"Well I would say I got about twenty of the thirty seconds we were on screen so how can I complain?" He expects the typical reaction he usually gets when he teases his brother but when Terzo instead, visibly deflates before flopping back into his chair he realises this might be a bit deeper than he thought.

"Terzo, come now, what is really the matter?" He moves to perch on the arm of the chair, handing him back his phone. When he doesn't respond straight away he reaches over to mess with his brother's habitually pristine hair, ruffling it into a birdnest as he used to before whenever Terzo got in his head and needed a distraction.

"Ay!" He shouts batting at his hand but at least he is glaring at him again instead of pouting dejectedly.

"I am happy for Copia, I suppose," he starts hesitantly smoothing his hair back into place. "It's just, we all worked hard too, and yes we may have not been as successful but without us to lay the ground work whose to say he would be 'rite here, rite now'." He waves his hands around, air quoting the title of the film dramatically.

"You are not wrong frattelino," he pauses before continuing trying to decide how to best console him. "But that is not what this story is about. It is about truly experiencing the moment you are in now, and not letting the times of the past or the what ifs of the future ruin it." His shoulders drop with a sigh so he wraps an arm around him squeezing him firmly.

"I just never got to..." He trails off but they both know what he was about to say.

"I know," he squeezes him again. "And none of that makes what they did to you right but that is in the past. People still love us no? We still have many praising us and screaming our names no matter what Copia does. We all have a place. Ours was over there, back then but who knows what the future will bring?" He stops when he sees his brother finally perking up.

"You are right I suppose," he shoots him a sideways glance. "This time at least." He picks up his phone and repositions his glasses on his nose. "I better delete all this then" He starts to tap away at the screen but Secondo stills his hand.

"I didn't say that," He says with a smirk. "You should add one about how his wig looks terrible."

"But Copia doesn't wear a... Oh!" They are far too old for this, Secondo thinks as they giggle like children coming up with more and more ridiculous complaints about the film. But right here, right now, he doesn't care.

[maxmilian-koudelka]

By now I really should be used to hearing "oh, do you speak russian there?" when I tell people I'm from czechia, but every single time it still feels like a personal attack.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I WANT TO POINT OUT

BOOK 7 PART 6 BEGINS WITH A MAP SEGMENT AND ROLLO IS AN OPTION... YOU CAN JUST DRAG HIM INTO THIS HOT DUMPSTER FIRE OF A MESS yes, I know you don't literally drag all these other characters with us into this but let me have this 💀 COULD YOU IMAGINE???? ?? ? ?????? ? ?? ????? ? ?? Bro would be a traitor in our midst, pretend to turn over a new leaf, offer to carry Tamago-sama, then try to mcmurder Malleus still in the egg himself... He doesn't care if it's a dream, IT'S STILL AN OPPORTUNITY TO VENT and he'll just take this all as further proof that Malleus Draconia needs to be obliterated—

[capitalisticveins]

David x Asher: Boring, overdone, repetitive, overrated, already canon in Imperium Universe

Angel x Baabe: Underrated, new, funny, no content so we have material, true pride

me x you: 😳

[ellieshyperfixations]

Cyclops, to Wolverine probably: You assaulted me and tried to scam me, why would I want to join you for lunch?

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

While I’m not encouraging the “DC vs Marvel” debate, I think it’d be sorta amusing if Peacemaker season 2 opened up with Cena dancing to “Everybody (Backstreet's Back)” by the Backstreet Boys. If Marvel’s got *NSYNC, then DC should get the Backstreet Boys.

[xxxbabyinatrenchcoatxxx]

RIP Sigmund Freud, you would have loved the Twinyards.

Aaron, who fell in love with the spitting image of his mother. And Andrew, who's gay despite everything.

[just-seeing-everything]

I'm just absolutely insane about android's sensors, I want to dissect them and understand how they process data, what kind of sensor do they have. I can guess, yes, but I want to know. Zlatvko pipeline

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

if magic is the reason for arthur’s birth, and merlin is magic incarnate, does that mean merlin is the reason for arthur’s birth? and, uther used merlin so arthur could be born?

[sunnyvalentine]

'Into the Breach', right...?

[cilil]

Classic seduction of Mairon:

Big bad sexy Melkor steps out of the shadows, saunters over to a nervous little Mairon and reaches out to touch his cheek, whispering, "I've watched you for a long time now, little one, and couldn't resist your beauty anymore... why don't you meet me outside Almaren at midnight so I can show you everything I can give to you if you agree to be mine...", while leaning in to let his cold breath tickle the shy Maia's ear. Unable to get a word out and blushing so brightly that he outshines the furnace behind him, Mairon barely manages a nod and receives a pleased smirk in return

Alternative seduction of Mairon:

A very nervous Melkor teleports right into the doorway, only to hit his head because he miscalculated, nearly falls over his own feet, smiles awkwardly and leans against the nearest workbench in a desperate attempt to look cool. "So, uh..." he starts, nervously glancing at some smudged writing on his wrist, "I, uh, think you're really pretty and was wondering if you'd... um... like to talk about power and... stuff... sometime..." and then Mairon walks over with the sexiest, sassiest hip swing the poor dork lord has ever seen, causing him to sweat profusely, stands in front of him, grabs himself a handful of Vala ass and says, "Make it a date and I'm in, babygirl"

[wardensantoineandevka]

Spenser IS a forgiving GM in the end! he didn't make Nathaniel and Sean take Brain marks just for reading letters from their parents :D

[aeruthien]

Can't wait for Matt Mercer to completely ruin Emily Axford with his wondeful NPCs, his beautiful world building and his ability to turn every joke into a brilliant character moment. He is going to make her cry for sure!

[max--phillips]

Maybe Matthew just has a problem with trans people and vehicles. Maybe we should help him overcome this fear by renting a bus, and maybe all getting matching t-shirts.

[capitalisticveins]

I love Damien and Huxley but it’s so hard writing HCs for them bc I’ll say something like “he told him” and not even I know which one is which but if I just say the name too many times it looks tacky I cant STAND HOMOSEXUALS🤬🤬🤬

[seventhdoctor]

Thinking about them again