#(diavolo sweating nervously) wow thats weird. must be a coincidence. no reason to think that there was an event that bred angel/demon genes
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The first humans only appeared about *5* million years ago???? What the fuck????
Damn. So Lucifer is canonically over 10 MILLION years old. That’s one old man.
#i mean theologically it makes sense. but like. the timeline of the celestial war is so strange#like in the og game the twins talked about how lilith liked human circuses.#bitch im pretty sure Homo erectus wasn't pitching circus tents#i've had this pet theory that obey me takes place in the far future– not the 2020s– but i'm probably wrong.#i havent gotten to s3 yet. where they spend a lot of time in the human world#wait wait wait this also has really weird implications about human evolution?? assuming its not canon that god made humans#cause if thats not obey me canon i. HOW did we evolve convergently to look like DEMONS AND ANGELS#i'm growing concerned about that post where i joked about lilith being our last mitochondrial eve. that. hm.#yeah i just looked it up and the estimates are around 156-120k years ago.#i dont. like this?????/#can you imagine. i joked about how it would be funny if by reincarnating lilith they changed the entire human genome#but if thats 156-120k years ago??? can you IMAGINE.#(micheal voice) guys why do the humans look like that now#(diavolo sweating nervously) wow thats weird. must be a coincidence. no reason to think that there was an event that bred angel/demon genes#into the human population. nahhh thats silly. and if it happened it would definitely not be my fault
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