#(cookies if you can decode who it is eheheh)

[yourlocalgarbageskunkxoxo]

Codename ramble time! My horny ass unashamedly blasted Scale with what I have now patented as the 'Lactose Intolerance Beam'. I used to just hc it for funsies, mostly based on the fact that most east-Asian people are lactose intolerant, but horny brain was suddenly like 'Hol' up, let's have a piece of that'. Like, I just wanna treat him to some bubble milk tea (heh) or a big creamy sundae and later massage his swollen tummy while he stinks up the room with his nasty dairy gas~. Maybe also squishing his butt for some extra-juicy sounding ones. AUDUWNDKFIFW >:D