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dandelion-wings · 3 months ago

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just read a delightful OT3 story in another fandom involving hot baths and massages, and now I am directly yoinking a bunch of its beats so I can tell myself a bedtime story about Lisa and Kaeya bullying Jean into a hot bath and massages. 10/10, do recommend

#she comes back filthy and exhausted from a big battle #and lisa is like 'you're not getting in my bed in that state'#jean is confused. there was no previous discussion of getting in lisa's bed. this was supposed to be kaeya's date night #and now will inevitably be swallowed up by post-mission reports #(but she and kaeya can sneak in some late-night couch cuddles while reviewing everyone else's reports. so it's fine. really)#at which point lisa informs them both that they are having their date night in her bathroom #look at them. merely stepping into the office would create an hour's worth of work for noelle. add another hour for every item they touch #do they want to do that to noelle? of course not. how COULD they #at which point kaeya is pretty enthusiastically getting with the program. surely they can write their reports at lisa's. once they're clean #waiting to review all the others' reports until tomorrow will give them the chance to clean up first too. great for morale #(and obviously lisa will now be inviting herself along on the bathroom date. it's her tub #jean will just have to endure both of them loving on her at once. how terrible. whatever will she do)#...damnit. logging this for later to see if i can write the bath-and-massages without actually completely ripping off this other writer #anyway #jean has two hands and two aides: coincidence?

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