#(but of course)

[bespoke-nautilus]

And is, unexpectedly, the harshest guest judge they've ever had on.

Brucie savages everyone's aesthetic choices, judges on how closely they stuck to the theme, and, somehow, grades on construction quality from the judge's bench. All the criticisms are spot on. One contestant bursts into tears.

Ru immediately launches a campaign to have him back as a semi-permant fixture.

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[joesquinns]

six reasons why Joseph Quinn deserves better

[kwyw]

did you see the pink rose on karlie’s insta story today… identical to the one with the lover cardigan…

[jadedresearcher]

New Zampanio Branch Dropped :)

http://farragofiction.com/ZampanioSimEastEastEast You know Zampanio? That creepy pasta game I'm obsessed with that probably doesn't exist but that's okay because we all keep making 'fan games' of it based on what breadcrumbs we can find? Filling in the holes with other fandoms and ocs and what not?

I made another fan branch of it!

This one is more recursive than normal (don't worry it's justified :) :) ;) ) but I have it in a p decent state before I need to go get ready for Lavinraca/Lavinraca!!! And of course, because it's to the East, you can luxuriate in the fact that it's actually a game!

It's more game than anything you've ever seen me create before! Isn't that exciting???

Don't you love it when the appearance of a thing matches the reality of a thing? Soooo much better than the North! Who even likes all those fakey fake illusions pretending to be food delivery sites or dating sites or games or a gender quiz or whatever? Though I WILL say. North really did have something going on by pretending to be Tumblr.

[belleybbean]

he will not get out of my head. gayass lawyer. i swear to god. just lives there, rent free. bounces off the walls sometimes. phoenix wright you haunt me

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

AMAZING-

I was struggling so hard to write bruce and then went "Wait a minute... let me just lean full force into austistic adult dad whose scarily competent but WILL take the arguibly worse route because he hates teh sidewalk layout on the easy way"

Superman saves the world more than people realize tbh.

[carinelian]

I PULLED SUNDAY ON A SUNDAY

[whatarewedoingdude]

[senazzzz]

(I WAS CHECKING THE OTHER BLOG WTH 😭)

[ansatsu-sha]

Risotto with mushrooms from a graveyard + cheese from orcs / Dungeon Meshi S1E19

[elitehanitje]

🧡💛💚💙

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Nothing like that moment of clarity early in a toxic relationship where you unexpectedly realize that something’s not quite right.

[kwyw]

[theecholegend]

You know what I think is one of the nicest things people can say when you post art or writing? “Thanks for sharing.” Cuz ya know, you didn’t have to share it. You could have kept it to yourself. Maybe it’s because you fear what others might think or you don’t feel it’s good enough to share with the world. But then you go ahead and do it anyways! People are happy when you choose to put your creative works out there and it’s nice just reading those three words :)

[shu-box-puns]

Yk this audio:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrejdJtx/

This is what I imagine everytime I see your tsu’tey and spider dynamic.

YES! No questions asked, Tsu'tey is so serious about it and repeats it so often to anyone who asks that he's begun to believe it himself.

(Why did that bring to mind Neytiri discussing her labour experience with Neteyam, and Tsu'tey is just nodding along, acting like he too has been there and done that).