#(boiledegg note: she has So Many Parasitic Plants. many of them are using her as a water and nutrient well for their roots)

[ask-granite-pillars]

Granite Pillars- do you have any hobbies? An activity that you particularly enjoy doing?

There's not much food on my can, here in the middle of the ocean, so these resourceful things make food out of me! They're lucky that I have so much more biological material than the modern iterator, or they would surely starve...

[BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT]

GP: I specialize in biopsychological theorization, but I enjoy ecology as a hobby!

GP: I take great pride in the biodiversity of my can’s ecosystem.

GP: Here’s a fun fact for you: over 90% of my native flora and fauna are parasites of me in some capacity!

GP: I don’t begrudge them for it, though it does itch!