#(and then a halfhearted begrudging list of a few items with actual nutrients to put the condiments on)

[ckret2]

Idk if this is my brainrot talking to me, but one night i was really hungry, so I was eating some bread in the dark of the living room. I was hunched on a armchair holding the bread bag in one hand and knawing on fresh fridge cool bread on the other hand.Halfway through my second piece, the kitchen lady saw me and since we didn't have access to the kitchen, she offered to let me in to use the toaster(fire alarm goes of easily) and use the spreads to make some toast. I agreed and while she was finished packing the rest of the kitchen,than lo and behold I saw the fanciest of sauces among the spreads, the creme of the creme. Chili oil, some fancy soy sauce , Vinaigrette and wasabi IN A TUBE!! Sadly I only got the soy sauce,chili oil and peanut butter on my first toast and just butter on my second before the lady was finished. She locked the doors and left me to my pacing as I though 'wow this is kinda like Bill Cipher from Wasting Away in the Goldielocks Zone'. Am I going crazy, is this just a delusion, but one thing I know is that your lovely fic has pervaded into my mind :)

no yeah that's a Bill meal right there. He would've also tossed on some chocolate sauce or something, but you've captured the spirit of the Bill diet: a base food item that contains all the actual nutrients, and then as many condiments as possible.