#(and that's canon)

[daisynik7]

You need Nanami on the sofa, fucking up into you as you straddle his lap, bouncing on his thick cock. You need him on the countertop in the kitchen, bent over the edge on your tippy-toes while his hips slap lewdly against your ass, pumping his shaft in and out of you. You need him in the shower, wet and dewy, soapy fingerprints littered on the tile walls. Then right after the shower, face-down on the bed, wrists slightly bounded by his spotted tie, sucking on your puffy clit from behind. Twist it and reverse it so you're on his face, riding his mouth until he comes. He hums into your skin, shooting his hot load onto his stomach, fucking his fist from the sheer taste of you on his tongue.

Yeah, that's exactly what you need.

[share-the-damn-bed]

joyce reacting to finding out jonathan is dating nancy would be so funny

“is she smart??? is she pretty??? is- is it nancy.”

Oh Anon, this is my favorite topic to explore via fanfic. It's ripe with so many good scenarios! Did she notice anything between them during season one, did she notice anything during season 2? (she was quite stressed and busy during these times, so I'd wager no).

Did she make little observations that led her to a big realization or did jancy hit her over the head with it once they'd been revealed? Idk, but it is so fun because we KNOW Joyce loves Nancy and loves that she loves Jonathan and doesn't even mind when she catches Nancy spending the night. Like Jonathan and Nancy are not subtle, season 3 taught us that.

It's the best. And I'm glad we don't have a definite answer on how she found out because now we get to play around with it for all eternity.

...I am partial, though, to the idea that Joyce comes home from work one day soon after the events of season 2 to find Nancy on her couch. At first she's confused but after watching them interact for a moment, it all clicks and she goes:

Oh.

She then invites Nancy to stay for dinner and the rest is history.

[cobrafantasies]

I still can't get over Sam saying "That's what you wanted, right?" when he slid his legs in between Bucky's.

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno: too busy pining for each other to notice each other pining

[giolovesyousm]

me and @thebisexual-and-thedamned figured out that pitts collects rocks, and charlie threatens to eat them.

[shetheyshenanigans]

Wdym you saw me crying after watching the new 9-1-1 episode?? Hahahaha that's so funny it's not like I'm having intense feelings about a main character of a popular show getting to be bisexual, getting to be like me, and have it be soft and sweet and not a great big tragedy and I can reasonably assume he's probably going to survive for a good long life and he's not a side character he's a main and he's like me, and no, I was not crying!

[jaimeski]

when people draw ramon with pale skin and bshort brown hair it makes him look like he's guaxinim's biological child

[vidalinav]

I like the thought of Cassian being annoying to Nesta if only to get her to say his name in that exasperated way of hers. He’s so hot for Nesta saying his name. 

[charkyzombicorn]

Cannon things in ONE PIECE

Luffy BITE A THROGH A METAL CHAIN!

Like he just bite a chain made of presumably iron or steel!

Luffy's powers are rubber but he also has the power of being able to do what a 7 year old would think is really cool while pretending to be a pirate, and his physical body having the plot inconsistencies of said 7 year old forgetting he just pretended to get fully impaled

[peralton]

me, to neil : you're my favorite dead poet !

neil : cool.

neil : mine's charlie.

[butchmercy]

sailor uranus is a he/his/him nonbinary butch lesbian

[coolerdracula]

list of Resident Evil chars with brown eyes: Ada, Ashley, Carlos, Chris, Claire, Jill, Leon, Rebecca, I may be forgetting some

Sherry

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued