#(also alma is so cute and i love her and I'm glad others seem to think so too 🥰)

[enchantedchocolatebars]

*🏆 Makes Baby Alma the winner 🥇*

Tagging: @talisman975.

Poll here.

[seokmashu]

moot appreciation & 1000th post ❤️

to celebrate the end of predebut era, zb1's debut, my lovely 5ever moots, and my 1000th post! (also bc this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a few weeks now and i figured it's time!) it's been a few months since i joined zumblr and i wanted to shout out a few people who have made this experience so fun and lively and wonderful and whose friendships i really treasure ❤️ i love all of you mwah now let's goo!!

💌 cherrie // @cherriegyu 🍒

cherrieee tietie 🫶 when i first came on tumblr you were one of the only ppl i talked to and you made me feel so welcome in the community- i loved discussing lex's hp ideas with you, our bias lists and being a zerorat (💀) imy and love you lots <3

💌 moni // @taerrrrrae 🐨

moni you're always so sincere when reading and reacting to other ppl's works, responding to asks, and letting other ppl know you're thinking of them, that i find it so inspiring~ i mean who else would compose poems for their moots?? you're such a sweet person a 7 star hallabong fr <3

💌 riri // @chxrrymxxnlight 🌛

ririii my fav riyangi fangirl!! you're so cute and i appreciate how you always keep me up to date about zb1 stuff (like within 0.1 seconds of them posting, insane) even tho we always miss each other cuz we live in opposite timezones 😭 i hope u only have happy days ahead and i'm so excited to hear more about this story you're writing and drawing!! <3

💌 tee // @haesunflower ⛳

teee! i'm so glad you sent me that message when we first became moots bc it's so much fun talking to you~ remember the gyuvin cheeto ask i sent you? 💀 and all those times you were thirsty over wrote about zb1 ahem. i love discussing fic ideas with you because you simply give the best reactions and i'm so happy you get to live out your y/n fantasy fr fr 😭 <3

💌 rose // @ohdudedhesflirting 🐝

ah yes rose one of the only other seokryus that i know on tumbles 😭 your thirsty reactions to posts are so funny and always crack me up~ i'm sooo glad you started writing more bc i love reading your fics!! still mad you didn't tag me in the first one 😤 but it's ok since it literally wrenched my heart out ;; i hope you're doing better now and that you had a wonderful bday <3

💌 lex // @bp-zb1fics 🦇

lex i know you haven't been as active lately but it doesn't feel right to not include you in this since you were literally my d-1 bestie when i first started this blog- i loved discussing fic ideas with you and joking around making silly posts and sending each other twts and telling each other about our dreams and reading all the wonderful stuff you wrote! i hope you're doing well now, i'm thinking about you <3

💌 venom // @zerobaseonefics 🕸️

you were one of the first people i talked to when i arrived at zumblr and i remember thinking wow she seems cool i wanna get to know her! little did we know that was the start of a century long feud however thankfully we can say war is over now that you've admited defeat 😇 fr tho, you're such a talented writer and i really admire how you always make time to listen to and talk to everyone~ your love for spiderman is sooo cute you act cool all the time but you're actually the cutest yk? thank you for encouraging me to post my art back then, i really don't think i would've started posting my bday series if it weren't for you and ilysm <3

💌 hazel // @hanbeanz 🔮

aka the don 😎 hazel i think you're such a talented gifmaker and the way you include your stream of consciousness always cracks me up lolol i think you're an awesome leader and it's fun discussing ideas for zb1net tg, don't feel too discouraged and i also hope you don't get too burnt out either<3 also that time you sent me an ask about your emoji tag still cracks me up hahaha <3

💌 alma // @gunwookstan 🐭

my fav fav fav mattwook fangirl almaaaaa <3 i'm so happy you messaged me bc we are literally kindred spirits when it comes to reacting to our boys LOL it was sooo funny that one time i was scrolling twt and accidentally found your account and you were like sweats uhhh that's not me ok sure 👀 talking with you always brightens my day ily sooo much mwah <3

💌 rin // @jjanguri 🐳

rininining!! my sweet, kind, open-hearted friend who can't help but cry from simply existing 🥺 from our first interaction i could tell you were gonna be lots of fun to talk to~ i love being spymasters tg, hearing ab your feud with your cubicle mate, the tattoos you plan on getting, your reactions to hao, and your love of eating bricks and concrete <3 bc of you "goobert" and "monch" are imprinted into my mind LOL and also i think it's soo impressive how you churn out 10 gifsets every day even tho you're so busy all the time~ idk what's up with the whole ss and meow agenda you've been cooking up lately but grrrr i'm keeping my eye on you 👀 thanks for being such a fun but also calming presence my lovely friend and i hope you know i'm here for you when the going gets tough <3

💌 iana // @taeraex 🦖

iana our cute adorable bb <33 it's funny that your bias is taerae bc both of you could stand still doing nothing and i would still think it's the funniest thing LOLL i love talking to you about astrological signs and your stalker behavior and being petty and your random bursting out into song and playing codenames with you (we fr are connected to the same wifi bc it's crazy how similar our instincts are) it's always such a fun time when you're around 😛 you could talk for hours and hours and i would love listening to every second of it you're just so funny and endearing and cute <3 also thank u for always supplying the cute cat pics bc there is a SEVERE drought going on 🙏 i hope u get some sleep bc i'm always worried ab you y'know <3

💌 lili // @y--eontan 🦎

o lilicat how i adore you, you're so funny and brazen and sweet and every time i see you lurking in chat i just wanna go pspspsps 😽 before we started talking i remember seeing your emoji gifset and i remember thinking this is so cool i can't wait to see the part 2!! and then you messaged me and i was like :0 your reactions to gunwookie are soo cute that i just wanna spam you with every noot noot/cheek pic i see~ it's so funny the way you complain about stuff and block people you have no patience for lmaooo i am seated for our next complaining sesh 🫡 your comments and little quips always catch me off guard bc you're so deadpan and i love your sense of humor haha also when you drew that lil orange puppy on the art i made for you? *bursts into tears* <3

💌 hope // @zeroze 🕊️

my cute hopieee i'm so sorry i called u buzz lightyear when all u wanted to be was bubbles 😭 it's so much fun theorizing ab zb1 concepts with you bc we share one mind when it comes to our music tastes and thank you for always looking out for me and asking if i'm gonna watch stuff with you and making sure i go to bed at a reasonable hour 🫶 you're so sweet and kind and funny (thinking about the time you banned iana 💀) even tho you never let me have my own cute emoji reacts :'( i hope your exhibition wraps up well and you can fiiiinally have the break you deserve! and i also hope you have the best time in japan/korea (if we don't end up meeting up!!) and i SWEARRR i'll go to bed earlier (just for u 😚) <3

💌 maria // @sunghanbinie 🌺

aka jiff, lieutenant mario, and the other half of our shared braincell -- i love how we can talk about anything and everything, from when we wake up to when we go to bed, you've simply been there for everything. even though you torment me day-to-day with monkey allegations and thirsty matt gifs, you're also always there to listen to my troubles and check up on me when i'm feeling down - i appreciate you so so much from playing 49584 games together every night and spilling tea to fangirling over zb1 and giving me gif advice. you are my constant <3 i think you're so smart and funny and such a talented gifmaker and writer. i love our little jokes and making fun of each other at every opportunity, and i truly don't think being on zumblr would've been the same without you <3 i love you sooo much mwah mwah mwah <333

finally, a shoutout to moots who i haven't spoken to as much but who i want to get to know better because i just think they're so talented and cute and cool: @jinkiseason // @zb1s // @zerobaseone // @seokmatthewz // @sung-hanbin // @yunacoeur // @keiwook // @cinnajun // @juyomiao <3

this was written from the heart at like 4am and i hope you all know just how much i love and appreciate each and every one of you <3 1000 posts and 10000 more to go! can't wait to spend the next 2.5 years with y'all 😁

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

I need pepa and Felix fucking for the first time?!

We can ABSOLUTELY do that???

(Also I kinda headcanon them doing it as young as 16, maybe even 15, but we'll do 18 and 19 because you know. Adults. Just fyi, I can't see these guys 'waiting' to be adults before doing the no pants dance)

"Félix, are you back together with Pepa already?"

Félix and Pepa had a sort of...complicated relationship. They've flipped more on and off than a light switch, for...too long. Let's just say you sort of had to ask if they were in a relationship. Pepa had just broken off with a different guy (Aron, if he recalled correctly), and was back with him. If you thought it was just Pepa calling it off over and over to be a whore, you were wrong. It was him too. They liked each other so much, but these two were...well, social, let's say. Félix nodded at Julieta, who was the first to greet him. Dough on her hands, as always.

"Si. Did she tell you?"

"Yes, but I wasn't sure if she was-"

"She wasn't sure who's butt she was really touching this time around."

Bruno interjected. He had snuck downstairs to sneak a snack in. Félix chuckled, ruffling his messy mop of hair.

"It's mine this time, Brunocito."

"Gross."

"You wouldn’t be saying that if you actually had a girl touching your butt, chamaco. I'm telling you, I COULD get you a girl."

Julieta chuckled as she added some dough to the stove.

"You'd be doing mami a favor. She's been looking for ages. She thinks it's the hair that's keeping the girls away."

"What? No way! His hair is fine! I'm telling you, girls would go nuts over this kinda face!"

He held Bruno's face in his hand, lightly squishing it. Bruno blushed furiously, trying to hide his face, but was unable.

"Félix, knock it off man..."

"I'm just saying, I know a few girls who might be into you! Maybe if you tie your hair up- you know my sister does wonders with hair! She could make the girls swarm over you!"

"I'm not sure if I can uh...deal with that kinda attention, Félix."

"Bruno, you don't know what it's like, getting attention from a woman. When a man loves a woman, there's not a thing on his....mind."

He proved his point the second he peered past the kitchen, to the staircase coming down from the second floor. Pepa was...oh God, Pepa. Félix lightly patted Bruno's face as he excused himself to go greet her. Cute little top, short orange skirt, hair done up in pigtails, her beautiful raindrop earrings, and of course, those lovely legs, protected by her thin, yellow stockings. Pepa was all legs, and God DAMN did that drive him crazy. She met him halfway through the steps, smiling. Her hands held together in front of her to cover her chest, and a closed mouthed smile to hide her gap teeth.

"Hey. I'm glad you could make it. I thought you were still seeing Rosa."

"Eh, Rosa is nice, but I'm tired of her asking me to keep kneading dough. Bakers daughter is a lot more work than you think. Though that seems to be the yeast of my problems."

That forced a bit of a laugh at out her, showing off that beautiful gap he loved just oh so much. Oh she looked so beautiful, draped in sunshine and rainbows.

"S-stop, your jokes are AWFUL!"

"But your laugh isn't, Pepita~"

He took a hold of her hand, and was about to bring it to his lips, when Bruno called out from the kitchen.

"She's full of shit!! She snorts como un cerdo!"

Pepa growled at him, and Bruno BARELY dodged her lightning bolt. She huffed, gesturing for Félix to follow her.

"Come on, he's being stupid- let's go to my room."

"But your mami doesn't like it when-"

"Mami's not home~"

He knew what that meant. He nodded eagerly, allowing himself to be held by the hand and walked to her room. Alma was going to kill him if she found out. IF being the key word (wouldn't be the first time he got sneaky with someone's daughter, he doubted it'd be the last). He walked into her room, and whistled. Clouds upon clouds, waterfalls, sunshine above them. His shoes hit the cloud staircase to her own bed, his fingers leaning over to brush through random, scattered rainbows. It was right out of a story book.

"...woah. It's incredible in here."

"Thank you. I cleaned it up for you."

She met go if his hand in order to dive into her bed. Wrapped in a veil of mist, her bed was a sky blue, decorated in bright yellow pillows. She patted the spot next to her, and he joined her without hesitation. He was in heaven the second he laud down.

"Oh my god...this is so soft?"

"It's made from clouds. Literally. I made them myself."

"I knew you could do weather, but how do you do just clouds?"

"It's kinda hard, but I think fluffy thoughts. Like you holding my hand, you getting me flowers-"

"What about me playing with your little braid?~"

He rolled to his side, taking a hold of one of her pretty braids, and and twirling the tip in his fingers. She was so cute as her legs rubbed together in a moment of bashfulness, and sure enough, a cloud appeared over her head. White, fluffy, beautiful. She noticed it, and she grabbed it, offering it to him.

"Sometimes you make me mist, sometimes you make me cloud. I...like you, Félix."

He patted the cloud in his hands, feeling the cool, fluffy material. He looked into her eyes. She was pouring her heart out to him, her smile was all toothy and nervous. He'd been with plenty of girls, but none were like her.

"I like you too, Pepa. It's why I'm risking Alma's wrath, coming in here and kissing you~"

He leaned in to give her a kiss on her little lips, sweet as sweet could be. Once, twice, thrice. Somehow, like magic, she was pressed up against her, holding onto his collar as she smooched him.

"Mmm...mamá would get so mad if she knew I snuck a boy into my room~"

"And MY mamá would be mad, knowing I was making a mess out of the prettiest Madrigal sister~"

One thing she loved, was being told how much Félix liked her more than her sister. Mist covered her face as he kissed at her jaw, loving how her fingers fiddled with his buttons.

"Eres un dulce hablador, Félix. I should be mad at you, knowing you let other girls touch you."

"You could be mad. Or, you could watch me take my shirt off."

She hesitated, before nodding, a bit quickly. He sat up, and took off his shirt. She watched him with such eagerness, he had never seen a woman so EXCITED. Sure they got giddy, but his pants were usually the main event. Not that he minded, he LOVED attention from girls. She crawled up to him, hand on his stomach as she leaned up to smooch him. He felt her hand slowly roam down his stomach, till her fingers stopped at his belt. He pulled away, looking at him, then her hand. She swallowed, clearly nervous.

"I heard from Teresa, what you're like...when you're alone with girls."

"And I've heard what you're like with boys. Especially Maximo. Maximo said you were REALLY good with your mouth."

Maximo was a sore subject, to him at least. Big, handsome fella, a bit older than them both. Pepa was always on and off with either him, Félix, or some new man. Was he jealous that Maximo got to touch Pepa before he did? Absolutely. But what mattered was now, not then. He watched as her eyes recalled her time with him, and he could tell it was far from a bad experience.

"I...I'm sorry, does that put you off? I-I know what some girls say about me, but-"

"Joder a esas chicas. You sleep with as many men as you want, I don't care. I brought it up because I heard you're REALLY talented. I want to see that."

She hesitated. Something was keeping her from doing something she really wanted. She looked away from him, but he held onto her face, forcing his eyes back onto him.

"What's wrong? What did those girls tell you now?"

She folded her arms over her chest. That was when, with nervousness, and a dark cloud over her head, she came out with it.

"I...I want to be naked with you. But I've never taken my shirt off in front of a boy before. They say I...have a boys chest. And I'm worried you won't like it."

Félix had so many thoughts all at once. One, that girls their age were awful. Two, that Pepa trusted him so much. Three, that he was VERY special. And four, that this was a goddamn crime. A woman like her, being nervous to show her body? All because she was different, not curvy like the rest of them? HE was offended. Félix put his forehead against hers, wanting her to see just how serious he was.

"Pepa, Pepita. Forget what they told you, for just a minute. Listen to what I'm saying now. I want ALL of you. I'll love every part of you. I love your eyes, I love your hair, I love your stern, kinda scary mamá. Chances are, I'll love tus senos too~"

She scoffed, as if those words didn't matter. But he knew they did. She sighed, before gesturing for him to get off.

"Alright, alright. I'll take it off. But just...well, prepare to be disappointed."

She pulled her top over her head, and after taking off her cute bra, he finally saw them. They were the smallest he'd ever seen, doused in freckles and paired with just the cutest pink nipples. He knew he was staring. He couldn't help it. He thought men were supposed to like big breasts, and while he definitely enjoyed them...he'd trade them all for this one, right here.

"Holy...Pepa. You did NOT give me enough of a warning."

Thunder rumbled above them, and he realized how his words could've upset his poor Pepi.

"I TOLD you! See this is why I keep my shirt on, I can't-"

He silenced her the second his mouth latched onto one of her breasts. The cloud disappeared in an instant, and her breath hitched. He muttered against her skin as he continued.

"I meant you didn't warn me that you were BEAUTIFUL. They're the prettiest pair I've ever seen. They're so soft, they belong in my hands."

He cupped her tits in his hands, massaging them firmly and softly. Her breath got all shakey, and God did that make his cock twitch.

"I've...never had someone...mierda Félix."

"You can be with a million men, Pepa. But you can come to ME for this. I can sit here and...fuck Pepi."

No woman plagued his mind like this. No woman looked SO good getting her tits played with like this. He had no clue what happened, just that her skirt came off, just that her underwear was off (and somehow ended up in his pants pocket. Nothing new, he liked having a collection), and that as he sucked and played with her tits, his other hand went between her legs, rubbing her pussy. He had done it before, in hallways and in closets, with his hand just sneaking past her clothes to do so. But this was so different. She was bare, she was hot, she was hairy. He loved it. He loved it when a woman didn't trim, honestly. He pulled away from her, admiring his handiwork. Little bruises decorated her chest, her eyes were hazy, and her pussy was absolutely soaked. He had to fuck her. He could stay with these titties all day long, but he was only so patient.

"Félix, are you s-sure you want-"

He wasn't ready to hear her talk more poorly about herself. Wasn't ready for her to tell more lies about herself. So, he lifted the bottom half of her body up off the bed, and just sank into her wetness. Félix absolutely loved eating pussy, but every other one paled in comparison to the one currently in his mouth. She was sopping wet, her juices trickled down his throat like fresh water on a hot day, and Pepa LOVED it. Poor thing was squirming in his grasp, doused in sweat and mist covering her face as soon as he looked up at her. He pulled away only for a second, rubbing the mess in quick little circles.

"You have the best pussy, Pepi. You taste SO good. Jodidamente te amo."

She didn't get to respond as he dove right back in. He felt like he couldn't breathe, and he loved it. He wanted to suffocate with his thick tongue fucking her tight little walls. Her pussy was made for fucking, made for loving and adoring. He slurped on her so damn loudly, it was almost embarrassing. Her sounds were so sweet, so incredible, he wanted to cum In his underwear just hearing it.

"Hazme correrme por favor! Please please PLEASE!"

He smothered his face deep into her, practically smearing her all over his face, before digging his fingers into her ass. And that was all she needed. Her back arched, and she came, right into his mouth. She tasted exactly how a woman should. He sank into it, savoring every drop, before finally letting go of her. He looked down at her, and her face was just. Gorgeous. Overwhelmed, overjoyed. He licked his lips, finding his voice after a moment of silence.

"Pepi, you're...so beautiful. Please, please, let me-"

She reached into her dresser, and practically smacked his hand with the condom. Just in his size. He looked over to her dresser, and could see definitely more than one size in there. Not that he minded, if anything he felt comforted, knowing she kept herself safe.

"Fuck me. Now. Please."

Her knee reached up to his bulge, and if that didn't set him off. He pulled himself free, and he was absolutely THROBBING. He wanted her. He wanted all of her. He ripped the package open with his teeth, before finally putting it on. This was it. He was going to fuck THE Pepa. The beautiful, moody, incredible Pepa. His tip rubbed against her, before slowly pushing his tip into her. She sat there, mouth open, showing her cute little gap teeth. He pushed himself in just a bit further, and he watched as her back arched, and she quite literally, gasped. He was immediately worried, thinking he had hurt her.

"Pepi? You alright? Am I hurting you?"

"I...n-no. You're just. Bigger than what I'm used to. Hijole, you're just...thick."

"Should I stop? I can pull-"

She dug her nails into his arms, shaking her head wildly.

"No no no, please, PLEASE keep going. I need you. I've...been wanting this for a long time. Just, go slow."

He leaned in to kiss her, nodding in understanding. It was slow going, with him having to take many breaks in between, but eventually, Félix was able to make it halfway through before she seemed too uncomfortable to take anymore. He licked the drool that fell from her lips, locking his eyes onto hers as he did so.

"Asi, asi. Just like that. Good girl Pepi, you're taking so much of me. Making my cock feel SO good."

She basked in his praise, muttering 'thank you's as he slowly pushed in and out of her. She was so damn tight, it took everything in him not to cum already. His kisses roamed from her lips, to her neck, to her oh so perfect breasts. She basked in the attention, hand digging into his hair in a silent way of saying thank you.

"Gracias Félix, Gracias...you're so...careful with me. You fill me up so good."

"Better than 'mighty Maximo'?"

That made a laugh bubble in her throat. He felt her pushing against him, trying to fit more of him, despite feeling stuffed.

"Ay, I don't kiss and tell, Félix. But...I do like you. Just a bit more."

"I'm hearing 'I have the better dick' and I'm rolling with it."

"Ay, Bastardo celoso~"

She chuckled, but it was cut off as a means escaped her pretty lips. He was going slow, even though he wanted to fuck her brains out. But he didn't NEED to rail her. He just needed to kiss her, to hold her, to use her pussy as his new favorite toy.

"Maybe a little. You're so beautiful, you sound so sweet, I...shit, let me make you cum."

He reached a hand up to dig his fingers into her hair, and gave it a good, firm pull. The moan that escaped her lips was EVERYTHING.

"C...can you go faster? Please?"

"Si. I'll go as fast as you need me to."

He picked up speed, and Pepa clung to him tightly, mumbling his name over and over.

"J-just a little more, I can handle it, I promise!"

He gave her what she wanted. He kept pulling on her hair, kept fucking her little pussy, kept muttering about how much he loved it. Then she came. It was an orgasm where it was quick, and he thought it wasn't good enough, until her nails dug into his back, and she muttered his name right under her breath. And he didn't stop, not just because he was chasing his own orgasm, but because he wanted her pleasure to continue. He wanted her lips to keep moaning, wanted to make the heat stay in the room and wanted her to just. Be happy.

"You ready for me Pepi? You ready to help me cum?"

"I'm so ready, I want you to finish right here, in my bed, eres un hombre grande, estúpido y sexy~"

It wasn't her words that made him finish. It wasn't even her precious face and her cute whimpering. It was him picturing, just for a moment, that there was no condom. That he was just fucking her, that he could cum inside her and have her beg for more. She was so small, so tiny, he wanted to overwhelm her with his frame. He dug his face into her neck as he finished, and she was just so sweet, muttering for him to keep going till he was finished. When he was, he practically fell limp on top of her, sighing in relief.

"Geez Pepi...you're incredible."

"Oh stop~...okay, continue."

He laughed, before kissing her sweaty cheek.

"Eres salvaje, Pepa. I can't believe I got to make you cum."

"Twice."

"TWICE- wow, I am TALENTED."

"Yeah, takes skill being this stupid."

He snickered. Such a sharp tongue. He couldn't resist kissing her, tasting such a tongue with his own. He was about to offer another round, when a knock on her door suddenly interrupted them. Being in a household with a very stern mother, the siblings had found ways to help each other sneak around to do what they wanted. Bruno's signal was knocking on the door four times. She pushed Félix off, nearly sending him to the floor.

"Holy- you are STRONG."

"That's Bruno's knock- Mamá's coming!!"

Félix immediately was flooded with panic. Oh shit. Pepa wasn't even allowed to have a boy LOOK into her room. Knowing he was in her room, knowing they had FUCKED-Alma would strangle him. The room immediately filled with snow from her panic, and he knew he bad to hide. He gathered his clothes, tossed the full condom in her trash, and tried to look for a means of hiding. He tried to ignore the upcoming steps as he looked at Pepa.

"Think, where could I possibly hide? Anywhere, just anywhere."

She looked around frantically, biting into her nails, before they turned to look at the door.

"Pepa, open the door, mija, we need to talk!"

"Shit shit shit- un momento, mamá! I'm getting dressed!"

That seemed to click. She pulled back her sheets, gesturing for the spot under the bed. It wasn't very big, but fuck it, he could be claustrophobic for a minute. He crawled under the bed, just in time for Alma to open the door. Félix couldn't see, but he could hear the footsteps walking into the room.

"Pepa, were you about to take a nap?"

"Uhm, si, mami. But it's fine."

"Ugh, it's HOT in here, and the sun is so dimmed down- thankfully we had no company, it's unbearable in here. Take a shower, you're soaked, mija."

"I will. Did you uhm...still want to talk about something?"

Félix tried to stay quiet, keeping his hands over his mouth. He had no clue how good her hearing was, but he wasn't taking any chances. He heard her sigh gently.

"It's about Félix."

"I...okay."

"You like that boy, don't you?"

"Si. A lot."

"And why is that?"

Pepa hesitated, and Fèlix listened.

"He's...sweet to me. He's handsome, he cares for me, he handles my weather better than anyone else could, he works hard, and he's...mami, he's wonderful."

Is that really what she thought of him? Did she genuinely like him?

"Well. Good. Because I wanted to tell you I like him too. You should keep this one."

"You're...saying you approve of him?"

"Si. Very much. I expect you two will give me beautiful grand children."

"Mami-"

"Actually I know, I asked Bruno to look into it, I have the vision hung up in my room!"

"Mami please-"

"I mean if he can get over your loud snoring-"

"I don't SNORE!"

Alma scoffed.

"Yes you do! Like a chainsaw! It's scary!"

He tried not to laugh. Oh that was hilarious. He covered his mouth with his hands, trying not to lose his mind.

"Well he. Definitely knows. Yep. Which is. Lovely."

"Well you shouldn't hide things from him. Like how you stuff your bra, or how you were the one that had your period at the swimming pool a few years ago-"

"Mami please stop."

He heard her groan into her hand, and her mother chuckling.

"Alright right- quit getting misty. Now just one more thing. I like Félix, but he is NOT allowed in your room. He is to keep his distance from you, and you are to be a proper woman. Julieta and Bruno have told me you two are getting...close. I want no nonsense until your wedding day, understand?"

"Si, mami. Of course. No boys allowed in my room."

Félix had to reach up to lightly pat her ankle. He gestured to his sock that he had forgotten, and he heard her little squeak in realization.

"Good girl. I love you, Pepa, I only want what's best for you. Now, since I'm here, do you need me to take your clothes for washing?"

There were scattered footsteps, and he watched as Pepa used her foot to quickly slide the sock under her bed.

"N-no! I'm fine!"

"Are you sure? Are there socks under your bed? Let me see-"

Félix was immediately flooded with panic, before Pepa suddenly stopped her, laugh very loud and awkward.

"N-no! I got it! I really do! I promise!"

There was hesitation, before Alma huffed.

"I'll check later tonight. If there's ONE sock, you're grounded."

"Si mami."

"Good. Now, I'm going to help Julieta with dinner, don't be late."

A moment later, Alma walked out of the room. Pepa groaned loudly, plopping down on her bed.

"Oh my god- I thought I was going to DIE."

Félix pulled himself out of the bed, looking right up in between her legs.

"You liiiike me, Pepi~"

"Come mi culo."

"That an insult or an offer?~"

She rolled her eyes, practically stepping on his face to shut him up.

"You're dumb. I'm glad mami likes you."

"I'm glad YOU like me, Pepi~"

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(1 of a lot probably) aaAAAAAND I'm back! This time only at 2am tho haha, and as for why, you see, I met this wonderful, talented young man a few weeks ago and I wouldn't miss talking to him for the world. In any case, on the confidentiality thing, please don't worry meu amigo bonito. I trust your judgement, and either way, I /am/ still masked behind anon y'know hahaha. It's all good

I KNOW ITS BEEN LIKE A DAY AND IM SO SORRY everything is happening all at once All The Time sighs honestly i wish i could just lay back and bask in ur sunny conversation, even if just for one day;;;

that’s true, that’s true, i think i have an idea of who you are (or rather, which blog you run) but it almost seems a shame to figure out... that being said, if you are who i think you are then your writing is absolutely breathtaking, and as golden as your heart

(onto #2!) Chester seems plenty lovable btw haha. And I gotta agree that it'd be nigh impossible to find a better home for him. What he has with you? That's the genuine article, and you take /extremely/ good care of him and the others to boot. I'm sure even a famous boy like him gets awestruck sometimes by how lucky and loved he is. Poor Wisdom though! Like /damn/ hahaha. Tough break, kiddo. Tough break hahaha. That's what he gets for trashing the joint tho. {~J}

chester is the perfect man, it’s true, and wisdom is an absolute brat but he has his moments lol. he’s growing on me, similar to that fungal infection thats growing all over his poor handsome face :( i gave him a special bath for it yesterday, and he LOVED it, he loves being pampered. fifteen minutes of me scrubbing at all his itchy spots and spraying water in his mouth to keep him happy when i have to hose his face, and he looks so lovely clean now!!!!!

i know, i know, its sounds gross lol but it’s really not so bad. we caught it very early and he gets those baths twice a week, so it’s cleared up really well!!! 

it’s simply the time of year, i think. hot and humid, ponies sweating under their rugs, too many of them with stupid injuries - fudge had surgery on two of his legs a few months ago, and he’s about to start rehab; lulu got a.... skin cancer??? cut out of her stomach, and that’s been delightfully gross to maintain; rudi’s vice is flies - he’s very sensitive on his legs, and kicks so hard that he cuts his own ankles, poor boy; nikki went lame somehow and no one knows how or why but she seems fine now???????; and we were SO WORRIED that chester had an abscess in his hoof bc a big chunk went missing out of it, but the farrier came for him today and everything was fine, the hole trimmed out clean and simple. 

BIG SIGH THEY’RE....... SO DIFFICULT. so much to maintain, and rumple is as sick as ever but he’s old so that hardly counts. the only ones who are really maintaining themselves are wyn and louie, and i honestly don’t know how louie does it with how he runs around like a maniac all day. BUT ANYWAY!!!!

3 never did end up coming through lol so i’ll move right on

(and then there were 4) What can I say? Your silvered light dazzles even the sun, and inspires the moon and stars with its iridescent brilliance. It'd be a crime to put someone so amazing on hold hahaha.

i dont know much lol but i know im a saggittarius. i seem to be surrounded by scorpios at this point in my life, and i can hardly find a thing to complain about. you’re all absolutely wonderful, and i always seem to be quite taken with your crew’s company ahahaha. 

rather, im surrounded by water signs in general LOL. my siblings are each pisces, cancer and scorpio, i met a bartender last night who was a scorpio, and kimmy is one too lmao yall are everywhere and im Loving it

(#5 comin in hOt) You were also right on the water-affinity thing though haha. I actually knew how to swim before I knew how to walk, believe it or not. Anyway, that picture is absolute /gold/. It really is. And the prophesy was fulfilled so completely that even Voldysmoldy was blown away. You look dashing, by the way! 120/10 best wrapping paper boob stuffer. On the subject of talking though, /holy hell/ don't tempt me I would /gladly/ talk with you all day without hesitation hahaha

LAUGHS thank you i certainly try my best. my brother’s a good sport, and i somehow feel like a strong mix between him and the sister im now living with (the cancer, if you’re curious ahaha). every day we’ll find ourselves saying the same thing at the same time, and every now and then she’ll give me a strange look and say i sound just like leo, or even that i look like him for a moment ahahaha. 

it’s interesting, it’s strange. i’ve always looked up to them so much (being the youngest and all), so it feels oddly like a compliment, whenever these things happen. 

(#6)(just think, two more of those and you get one of me hahaha). Onto the sleeve tho! The circle maze sounds /fantastic/, and I bet it looks really cool right now, though I'm sure the finished product will be absolutely astronomical. The design you have in mind sounds /epic/! (for real though tatts are so expensive I feel your pain there hahaha)(may the Force be with you I believe in you)(you got this)(you SO got this)(you're gonna kick this resolution's ass). {~J}

lmaoo thank you thank you, i intend to bust so much money on it this year. i still have my lower forearm to design, but i’ve thoroughly plotted out the rest of my arm; the maze is given to inception, the next installment will be vaguely reminiscent of kingdom hearts, and pokemon will take up the space from halfway up my forearm before turning into cc beyond my elbow. so it’s just that part on the back of my forearm that is a bit of a blank canvas rn ahahaha

(holy hell I might need more than 7) I regretfully inform you though that I can't and I shan't cease to flatter you, because you deserve to know the truth of how talented and wonderful you are. And I definitely agree on the balance thing. The devil is in the details and complexity is key, so all the more reason to be proud of how amazing your works are! And /20k/? /Damn/ that's impressive! (and even tho I prefer halloween, I for one will gladly plunge back into the tinsel for you hahaha) {~J}

it’s officially 22k but i haven’t had time to work on it the past couple of dayssssss BUT I FIGURED OUT THE LAST SCENE so it’s only a matter of spare time lololol

(#8 because what's second christmas without snowmen? lol) I'm glad to hear you've got a pretty solid sleep schedule by the way! (and it definitely /was/ worth the discomfort)(still slept like a rock the followin night tho hahaha). I'm really happy that Alma appears to be defying the odds by the way! True to their namesake, and all thanks to their wonderful father. Sheesh. I knew you were dynamically skilled, but this just proves you're magical haha. In your care? I know they'll flourish. {~J}

LOL i am LOVING these message starters btw. yesss tho my family has always been keen on growing things lol. mum had a magnificent herb garden, and i’ve never seen oregano as big as what’s growing in my garden rn. we just planted dahlias where the sunflowers used to be and i wasn’t sure they’d be alright, but they really seem to be flourishing!! im so glad!!!!

(9/9 for the new record hahaha) I'm so proud of both you and them! Not to be punny, but I'm a sap anyway when it comes to plants. or, well, all of nature really haha, and Alma looks really great from the pic I saw! Anyway, speaking of hocus-pocusing, I hope today has been absolutely magical for you, as you deserve no less than the wondrous and the fantastic. Talk to you soon, meu amigo bonito! {~J}

lmfaooo i love that. and yes, their leaves are so cute!!!! so small!!!!! thank u so much tho, the past couple of days have been pretty great. I’m wondering if i can worm a morning off out of my sister, considering she’ll have a day off on sunday and i’ll be working at the cafe from 7 lol;;;; i desperately want to finish starboy, but time really is my enemy right now ahahahaa

thank you so much for all this, i adore you and i hope you managed to get to bed at a reasonable time tonight!!!! sleep well, i’ll see you soon