#(XANDER AND SOL COLLAB POST)

[burning-sol]

Vaguely hearing about JRWI ship discourse still existing and there's some SERIOUS misinformation going around... Here is an updated list of problematic things you should not do:

If you ship Gillion with anyone you are aphobic because Charlie clearly implied he's aroace.

If you ship Chip with a man you're gross because he's obviously straight and you're just unfairly projecting your sexuality onto him.

If you ship Kira and Jay you're literally erasing Pistolwhip which is an interracial ship, you're literally whitewashing Jay's partners.

If you ship William with anyone you are supporting necrophilia because he's literally dead.

If you ship Vyncent with anyone you're violating the boundaries of his headmates.

If you ship Angelstone, Peter was literally in Rumi's cult, that's so messed up.

Shipping Peter and Terran is fine, no updates necessary.

If you ship Br'aad and Taxi there's nothing wrong with the ship but you suck because that campaign is problematic.

Shipping Kasper and Strangle will get you into heaven in this latest patch.

EMIZEL LITERALLY ENABLES SODA'S ADDICTION FFS STOP SHIPPING THEM!!!!

If you ship Troy with anyone there is a power imbalance because he has a concussion and can be taken advantage of.

If you ship Jebediah and Brian you're shipping Jebediah with his abuser who probably blinded him (it's unclear but it might have happened so you're still evil for doing so).

If you ship Rand with Rolan that's weird it was revealed that Rolan is literally a bugg like how would they even have sex it wouldn't make sense.......

[exandr0th-0f-viscera]

One of my parents fucking ate my ingredients I had measured so now I have some unintentional waste leftover from trying to accomodate and then the other made a comment about my lactose intolerant friends "at least they aren't celiacs" which like... I'm not necessarily against the comment in general because yeah, there are celiacs who don't like that they're celiacs, it can suck. But why are you wording it like it's such a burden on me?? "Poor you having to make a lactose-free cake-" believe it or not I don't find it to be a burden to make a cake for my friends..

(KILLS THAT GUY) (YEAH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "AT LEAST THEY AREN'T CELIACS"?) (I DON'T CARE I ABSOLUTELY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IT IS NEVER AN INCONVENIENCE TO ACCOMODATE SOMEONE'S DIETRY REQUIREMENTS) (I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WHO SAY "SORRY WE CAN'T MAKE THAT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE--") (PUSSY!) (DICKHEAD!) (I'M BUILT DIFFERENT) (I'D GET A COURSE IN COOKING JUST TO OPEN UP A BUSINESS NEXT TO YOURS AND RUN AT A DEFICIT UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF A JOB AND I'LL DISGRACE YOUR SHOP FOR BEING EXCLUSIONARY)