#(THAT'S MISS 'IDGAF' EVERYONE LOLOLOL)

[liroyalty]

“I was told you were in need of a demonstration of sorts for my best skill. Am I right? Why don’t you lay back and your husband take care of his wife.”

"CHEATER!!!" He really had to use 'wife' on her, huh? He could call her literally anything else, something filthy, dirty, but nope! He really had to take the romantic & sweet side. That's not fair, that messes her up more then calling her a whore!

"... Better be the best head you've ever done."

[itsthebiiii]

A messy summary of Ikepri Yves’ route up to chapter 15

So I've reached the point in Yves' route where I could choose which ending route (? idk) to pick and lemme just say that it's been cute... up until chap 15-ish. Also I drained my wallet dry just to get the premium avatars and his povs because imma simp for Yves so RIP me I guess

Okay, so summaries mean spoilers so imma put them all under the cut for all yall who don't wanna get spoiled. I may or may not have missed some points (especially about the plot i’msosorry) and maybe I understood some things wrong so feel free to correct me (pls). This is SUPER messy so proceed with caution

So first of all.

YVES IS SO CUTE WTF ???????

I mean he gave me strong Jonah vibes at first, it’s still there but kinda... different?

On MC's first day at the castle, while she was strolling around, she notices Yves  watching her from behind a pillar wtf. When he's found out he was like "i-it's not like I was worried about you stfu" and afterwards he told MC that he's gonna keep an eye on her because he's not sure she’d do her job as Belle right but he says he's only doing it because he's doing his duty as a prince yea right

Later they bumped into Nokto who reminded MC about the Belle system (MC: dafuq is that???). After they explained all that Yves was like "yo you better not fall in love with me or else" and MC replied with "bruh if you ever steal my heart then I'm all yours for eternity" then Yves comes back with "if you ever steal mine then imma do the same. But i kid you not, that will NEVER happen" and they both laughed it off like it's nothing. Meanwhile Nokto's just listening from the side like "HA HA BET"

Anyway, part of Yves keeping an eye on MC means he'd spend some quality time™️ with her and him going to her room to wake her up 😂 also, he decided to show her around and tell her about the princes so she can get a grasp of them to see who is the most suitable to be the next King. So he gives her a memo pad to write their deets down on and she got to talk to everyone except Chevalier cuz that dude scary 😭 MC's feeling down because she really wanted to know what his plans are if he becomes King. Seeing this, Yves comforts her with a leFtOvEr piece of cake from dinner. MC goes on bout how being affected by this whole thing is a disgrace to her Belle title so she's determined to try again. Yves is impressed by this so he silently supports her. In the end, ye, MC got Chevalier to talk and all is well not

After all the introductions, our girl MC straight out tells Yves "Aye this is great and all, but you've never really told me about yourself fam" because ye, she got a point tho. He kept singing praises about the other princes but never really talked about himself

SO... he takes her out to town on a date the next day to show (yes, show) her, and while walking she notices that everyone they passed by whispered under their breaths about how Yves has such a doll-like face and all that. But that's not all...

They also whispered bout how they shouldn't go near Yves and his backstory is revealed: Yves has some Obsidian blood in him, and the Obsidian kingdom, let's say, have some beef that's as old as time with Rhodolite and the other kingdoms(??). Also his earring was given to him by his mother who is from Obsidian 🥺 But he doesn't hate her from what I've read so, there's that

SOOO ye. Everyone avoids him and spreads rumors bout him, he thinks everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck bout that. He says as long as he realizes his own self worth, all those don't matter to him. But MC notices that Yves hates himself more than anyone does. That he puts up this proud façade just to hide his real feelings. That before you can even ask him to spit it out, he's just gonna sweep all that aside with his 'idgaf' attitude. He also revealed that he plans to bring the Kloss family’s honor back if he becomes King. Oh, and he mentioned there may come a time when he’ll betray Rhodolite so... o.O

Returning from the date, MC bumps into Leon who decided to spill some tea bout why Yves actually wanted to keep an eye on her (I'm sorry but I kinda breezed through this part so this was all I could remember 🙇‍♀️). Then one day Leon and Licht (either or both of them, idk) told them Jin suddenly collapsed or smth, so they rushed to the kitchen and saw Jin looking weak as he laid on the floor. Yves was worried af, while MC just noticed how Leon and Licht were all chill bout the whole thing, so she realized they were clowning Yves lolol. Jin dramatically tells Yves how he would die if he weren't to eat some of Yves' sweets and Yves was like "??? U CLOWN you even got MC worried-- wdym you caught on??? Haaa!?" And they teased him loool. In the end, Yves bakes a cake for them, when MC notices that it looked like the leftover cake Yves gave her one time. MC asked Yves if it was and he was in full panic mode. Licht was like "leftover??? But whenever Yves bakes smth there are never leftovers ��" so Licht tells her that Yves might have baked it just for her, to which the latter denied lolol u tsun

Anyway, to get to know Yves more, MC spends more time with him, yada yada, all that stuff, until they go out to town again. There they notice a group of performers playing and she also notices how interested he was. She then asked him if he wanted to watch them, but Yves declined since he's worried he'll only ruin the mood (iirc he thinks of himself as a bad luck magnet of some sort?). MC manages to persuade him and after he plays, everyone is in awe and like "omg, Prince Yves is actually good :O" And for the first time, Yves felt like he actually belonged and wasn't feared by the Rhodolites.

Everything was cute and all until they get caught in the rain, yada yada, and when they get home they both get sick so Sariel tells them to rest up. Oh, and did I mention they SHARED A BED? No? Well, they did 😏

When Yves wakes up, he notices he's been hugging MC in his sleep and he's SHOOKETH. He then has a slight internal conflict bout why his heart is going doki doki with just hugging MC, then as if he's struck by lightning he's like "omg, I like MC???" When she wakes up he immediately sputters "i don't like u ok!!?!" Then he rushes out to go to the library and look up the meaning of love lololol then he finds they are all applicable to what he feels for MC. But he still denies it because of the stupid system 🙄 then he's found by Luke and gets teased 🤣

After the gathering, she runs to the kitchen and finds Yves there. He told her he spent the night preparing a whole FEAST for MC to reward her for going through all that shiz and MC immediately feels guilty so she cries. She tried to play it off like it’s nothing and the next thing she knew Yves was kissing her tears away. It was her turn to be SHOOKETH but before she could comprehend shit Yves remembered he forgot smth then zoomed out the kitchen. Once outside, he was in panic mode yet again because he didn’t mean to actually do that. He’s like “oh no I like MC I’m screwed”, but in the end, he thinks MC is the one in trouble because she’s liked by someone like him boi I can’t wait for him to see the light istg

After all that, MC is informed bout a gathering Rhodolite is to hold with Benitoite and Jade so she gets ready for that, and when the day comes she’s kinda nervous and stuff. Before going she bumps into Yves who decides to ease her nervousness by fixing her hair (ugh get you a man 💯) and they talk some more about him, how Yves put more effort into acting and looking like a prince to hide the fact that he’s actually 'defective goods’ or smth and through that he feels like he actually has some value. Then he cheers her up by returning the words she’d told him before and it works like a charm ❤ MC then learns that Yves won’t be going to the gathering because “no Obsidian peeps allowed” and since he’s half Obsidian... 🥺 She did promise to meet him at the kitchen once it’s over. Anyways, MC meets diff people, until some punk from Benitoite or Jade talks smack about Yves and comments how he should just be sent back to Obsidian. As much as this pissed her off, all she could do was be silent and wait for the convo to end.

Also, by the end of chap 15, some stuff happens that will actually get the plot moving lol

Aaaaand that’s that for chappies 1~15! I might make another one for the remaining half or when I finish an ending. If you made it this far, here's this leFtOvEr cake from Yves 🍰

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[sojo-gatoru]

@fliederfuchs is back at it again with the tagging ~

1. Coke or Pepsi: Neither since I can’t drink any of them

2. Disney or DreamWorks: Disney

3. Coffee or Tea: Definitely tea, but sometimes I need to live off of coffee

4. Books or Movies: I like reading a lot but enjoying a movie while loafing lazily around is kinda my jam

5. Windows or Mac: Windows

6. DC or Marvel: Marvel

7. Xbox or Playstation: Playstation [stares over to my one true love]

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Dragon Age 

9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night owl, I just, really like to sleep in

10. Cards or Chess: Cards 

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate lolololol

12. Vans or Converse: Converse

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: [looks over to my elven children] definitely Lavellan

14. Fluff or Angst: I know, I know I kinda turn everything into angst, but trust me I love fluff, my name already indicates it

15. Beach or Forest: Fuck the beach, I’m going forest

16. Dogs or Cats: BOTH????

17. Clear Skies or Rain: Rain when I’m able to stay indoors

18. Cooking or Eating Out: Even though I enjoy cooking, my lazy ass loves to go out for some food

19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: spicy ~

20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  but I like the skeleton war

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too warm: since I’m always a bit too cold I’ll go with that. It’s easier to warm up than to cool down

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? summoning my inner demons and desires in the form of a Persona probably the power to mess around with time and space or something like that?

23. Animation or Live Action: depends actually, some things work best animated, some as life action stuff

24. Paragon or Renegade: I am so, so sorry... but I never really got into Mass Effect :/ I’m working on it

25. Baths or Showers: Showers

26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Iron Man

27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: I like fantasy, just as much as science-fiction, but science-fantasy is great as well??

28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? “Yosh!” - Genji Shimada, Overwatch “Nah man, I believe that everyone can draw.” - Arin Hanson, Game Grumps “I came to the city to play a card game.” - Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Abridged Literally every critc-quote from FE? The most savage being Frederick and his “Pick a God and pray.” 29. YouTube or Netflix: Netflix

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson since I actually read that one

31. When Do You Feel Accomplished? [burns all my work, watching it go down in flames] never

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star Wars

33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: My bank account screams paperback, but my collectables loving ass whispers hardback

34. Handwriting or Typing: Typing since it’s faster 

35. Velvet or Satin: velvet welcome to my velvet room

36. Video Games or Movies: vidja gamz

37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon? PET DRAGON

38. Sunrise or sunset: Sunset

39. What’s your favorite song? pffff that’s impossible to answer. I just can leave a song or two which I’m enjoying A LOT atm being: Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There - Shoji Meguro and Miss Monomi’s Practise Lesson - Danganronpa 2 OST (HEY! HEY! HEY!)

40. Horror Movies yes or no: depends on my mood, actually

41. Long hair or short hair: on myself short, on others idgaf

42. Opera or Theatre: theatre tbh

43: Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first? Fire Emblem Awakeing so Chrom can adopt me and auto marry my ass

44: Are you scared of thunderstorms? nah dude

45. Would you rather travel back in time or into the future? back in time, I guess

46. What is, in your opinion, the most pointless/unnecessary thing ever invented? deadlines

47. Favorite band/artist? Oh man, I listen to a variety of stuff. My favourite band tho is Itchy Poopzkid, but I also like the Pegboard Nerds, Dan Bull, P!ATD, multiple OSTs and stuff. Currently really digging the P5 and Danganronpa 2 OST 

48. If you could meet a Famous person that’s either Dead or Alive who would it be? I’d really like to meet Holly Conrad since she’s such a huge inspirtation for me and just an idol to look up to

49: How old were you when you had your first kiss? lololol a what now? I’m very uncomfortable with the touching to plz don’t touch me

50: Favorite TV Show: [sweats nervously] Yugioh

51: What is your dream outfit? gimme Shizuo Heiwajima’s outfit and I’d be pleased. But actually...some Steampunk-ish tuxedo or dress perhaps? 

52. Who would you like to be for a day? a productive person

53. Pick two of your favourite characters from different fantasy universes and shove them into a modern au where they’re rivals from first meeting but slowly become rivals with friends, what would it be like? (They’d still have their powers if they had any, and accustomed to certain terms or slang from their universe) Owain/Odin (Fire Emblem) and Ryuji Sakamoto (P5) because they both would try to be better than the other in various competitions, but since they’re pretty much alike both of them would probably become best pals. Additionally, their fashion taste is awful, but Ryuji would support Odin by wearing his ridiculous mage armour lmao

54. Pineapple on pizza: yes or no? yikes

55. Take a photo/video or be in the photo/video? ah yes, a recent shot of me and my one true love, having fancy dinner (it’s my own cartoon version of me so that counts!)

56. Do you possess the skill of synaesthesia and if yes, how does it show in you? nope I’m gonna tag @lenithepanda, @bechervodka, @fluasch and maybe @moegge21 so he feels special ofc no one has to do this, and if you choose not to I’ll just leave friendly greeting here for ya ~