#(Reiju of course she'd gladly sleep with sober)

[ikkaku-of-heart]

@pxison asked: “How many shots would it take for you to sleep with each of the Vinsmoke siblings?” (Sanji not included ofc + each sib alone and not all at once) Send “How many shots would it take for you to sleep with ___ ?” questions for my muse’s response! (Always Accepting!)

"Ugh, way to make it difficult. Alright, gotta do some math here. Especially since, high as my tolerance is, I'm drinking moonshine." At least all of this was strictly hypothetical. Especially since she knew everything she said could and probably would be held against her.

"Ok. Reiju, no shots at all. I don't even need liquid courage for that. Yonji, five shots so I have an excuse for this terrible mistake. Ichiji is seven - no, eight shots because he's an even worse idea. And Niji is ten shots at least."

Thank fuck it was all hypothetical and she'd rather dump her drink over the heads of the last two brothers. And probably Yonji depending on how much he talked.