#(ROFLMFAOOOO)

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

Send me 🛌 to crawl into bed with my muse!

🛌 (He's under the bed with glowing eyes, one hand coming up to get a foot) - @voodoodaaddy

Lucid did not go back to Heaven tonight, perhaps his first mistake. Instead he crashed in one of the empty rooms of the hotel, comfortably nested atop the covers. He had fluffed and adjusted the sheets to form a nest, lining it with all the pillows in the room. Bed, sofa, window seat, all the plush comforts he could get his hands on.

Settled and content, Lucid had flopped into the makeshift nest, foot hanging off as he sprawled out. The angel was nearly asleep when a clawed hand suddenly closed over his ankle, startling him wide awake in seconds. A holy screech filled the room as Lucid kicked for release, blue wings frantically flapping and casting shed feathers everywhere.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[brokendreamscreation]

@themosthatedbeingg

W̵͖̔͋͗͜Ö̶͈́̕U̸̯͑L̶̙̳̑͝D̸̗̑͊ ̶̣̋̇Y̴̧͒̊͜Ŏ̵̡̨͑Ǘ̷͈̑ ̷̥͕͖̿͒S̶̻̹̲̕͠Ĥ̶͍͒ͅU̴̲͕͓͂̔̀T̵̳̘̓ ̴̙͖͑͜͠I̶͈̚͜T̷̙͔̒!̸̪̟͖̄ ̷̭͋͊H̴̰̟̿̏i̴̫̝͌̌s̷̰̒͛̋ͅs̶̼̮̻̐̏̔ȳ̶̝͔ ̵̧̒͝b̴̢͇͙͛i̷̠̙̥̿͋ṫ̶͓c̷̡͎̆̅̚h̶̘̹̒̕-̴͎̺̰͐̾

[moon-str3ber]

Mayor really got that bitch boy attitude

IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

ROFLMFAOOOO NO ITS ALR

the funny thing is whenever there's a guy I don't like I tell my friend "look at that bitchboy"

[zalrb]

the L O O K S elena is going to get on campus from here on out for being THAT girl roflmfaoooo!!!

riiiiiiiiiiight?

[dongrenades]

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[ibreathe-b2st-blog]

OMG. WAE. SMH.

Me: What's up?

Him: Tired you?

Me: Tired but hyper.

Him: Why you hyper?...o.O..

Me: IDEK, I'm just like that at night...

Him: Weirdo, how do you RELEASE it all?