#(Pines and I ran the numbers on the server - given an average case size of 12 bottles that's a maximum of 840 bottles of alcohol!!!)

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[Approximately 70 crates of exotic and vintage booze addressed to "You Know Whom"]

// ...Christ-the-Buddha almighty. SLIPSHOD! Get your ass in here!

alright, alright, you don't have to yell, I'm coming. what's going o- YO HOLY FUCK!!!

> Will you two keep it down in he- ah. Well then.

// Thirty, fourty, fifty... seventy?! Seventy crates of alcohol sitting in our hangar. Where in the name of RA did all of this come from?

no clue, unless it's from the same person who's been sending weird-ass gifts and threats to everyone else lately. that would explain why they addressed it to "you know who" instead of, y'know, our actual names. more specifically my name, given that a good chunk of this appears to be vodka, which I know for a fact you two don't drink

> That doesn't explain the fine layer of dust on everything, though; especially given that none of this was here during the Brawl, and we were only gone for approximately a week. How old are these bottles, exactly? Are we sure these are even safe to consume?

// Hm. From the looks of it, not all of these are vodka - there's all sorts of unusual bottles in here. Some of these I don't even recognize the labels on... wait, is there homebrew in here???

wait, really?! lemme see - I wanna take a shot of whatever the fuck that is before killjoy K over here makes me dump it. pass that shit!

> Absolutely not. You are going to assist myself and Phoenix in cleaning up this mess; then we can get to the matter of organizing all of this liquor and seeing what of it is actually drinkable.

you are no fun whatsoever, Kennedi. frankly, I think we could all use a drink after the bullshit we just had to deal with. look - clearly this ain't all for me, there's a whole crate of gin right there. (I think I saw some whiskey in there too, somewhere...)

// I think I'm gonna side with Kennedi on this one, Shoddy - all this dust is making my eyes water. Let's clean this mess up first, then we can crack a few bottles open and see what all we've got.

ugh, fine. I'll go grab a bucket and some rags from my shop. this is gonna take a while...

-- Angel, Slipshod, & Lockbreaker