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the-halfling-prince · 2 days ago

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My brain: You do not need to write a fanfiction for niche 1999 (probably straight to VHS or made for TV) movie The Pact. It was a mid movie. You said it was mid.

Me: If those sad orphans don't kiss right now I don't know what I'll do

#It's been awhile since I've made a fic for an audience of me and me only #That meme that's like ''im probably LGBT but I have a job rn or something''#''im probably gay but I'm in witness protection so I don't have time to worry about that''#''im probably gay but I'm supposed to find and kill this dude so I don't have time to worry about that.''#Honestly.... Dalton probably would've figured out it was Greg way sooner if he had just.... Not been gay for him????#So. Yeah.#Thinking about the homophobic Shawn memes that one person I follow on Tumblr did....#Cannae remember who but it was someone Im following for lotr #I know I reblogged it years ago so it's prob all the way at the bottom of my bmw tag #That's the main difference between Shawn Hunter and Lenny Dalton. They're both gay but Dalton's homophobic.#A fic for an audience of me and everyone else that watched the pact in nine parts on YouTube #Everyone who's letterboxd review just said 'yeah they're definitely gay'#I'm going to create a mlm that's so toxic #← highschool mean girls after graduating #I have no idea what possesses me when I write tags #Post: concise and to the point #Tags: Am I high? No. Where am I.#This movie is like if a bad hitman thriller was made for dead poet society fans.#This is my dead poet society #(I'm lying dps is my dps. I love that movie. Those bitches were also gay)#Boy Meets World the Pact au when????#Nooooo because then Amy and Alan would get killed #Would never do that to my queen Amy Matthews.#Amy Matthews leave your husband I can treat you right- *gets shot*#Betsy Randall I'm in love #Ignore me y'all #my posts #the pact 1999 #Bro's handwriting was incomprehensible. Irrelevant to what I was saying but yeah. Completely illegible.#I get he was trying to hurry before he got caught but bestie I don't think that said Steven Spencer

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