#(I'M LEGITIMATELY USING CALMING EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE EMPATHETIC INFORMATION SCIENCE TACTICS.)
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i should be allowed to kill people for the amount of time i spend on the internet patiently explaining why you're not allowed to kill people.
#fighting for my life on the doordash drivers subreddit to patiently explain that no actually you can't murder people for stealing your car.#it's bad to murder people for stealing your car. we don't have the death penalty for stealing cars. even in america.#i hope everyone arguing with me on the thread gets shot with their own gun. thanks#('are you being mean and argumentative though' NO. I SWEAR TO GOD)#(I'M LEGITIMATELY USING CALMING EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE EMPATHETIC INFORMATION SCIENCE TACTICS.)#(AND STILL THEY ARE ARGUING WITH ME. ABOUT HOW BAD THEY WANT TO KILL PEOPLE.)#(YOU CAN'T KILL PEOPLE!!!!! YOU JUST CANNOT DO IT!!!!! I'M SORRY!!! I KNOW IT WOULD BE FUN AND THIS MAKES YOU SAD!!)#(OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!)#i deserve more credit than other people for being nice because it's harder for me!!!! EVERYONE SHOULD DIE!!!! HORRIBLY!!!!!#thank you. this has been my allotted daily bitching. i'll be a nice blogger now.#negative#murder#i guess
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