#(I’ve never rushed the grove like that before jfkfksh

[heylinhenchman]

Bg3 Adventures

Cant believe Jurge (Jack Durge) is best friends with Lae’zel. I can’t believe Lae’zel is helping Jurge (a wizard) multiclass into fighter. Cant believe Lae’zel is the only one who Jurge has told about the murder feelings. Cant believe Lae’zel is the only one Jurge trusts has their priorities straight. Cant believe Jurge takes comfort in Lae’zels ruthless priorities and purely contextual knowledge of their situation, when he fears that his mind may not be his own. Something something ‘we’ll find you a goblin to take your urges out on’. Nobody could’ve said anything more relieving! Sure, getting rid of those feelings matter to him—- but there’s no immediate way to so! if anyone gets worried about it HED BE GETTING MORE WORRIED ABOUT IT. BUT SHES CHILL SO HES CHILL. They can work with what they’ve got: Murder Feelings.

He really complain about not going to the crèche right along side her. Detours detours! To save people? REALLY? We destroyed the druids for the sake of the tieflings, can we just GO now? Oh we need to clear the path of goblins too? YECK.

Companion (Eath) tried to nonlethal a brainpuppy. He kills it in front of her seconds later. ‘It’s called exterminating pests.’ He got no mercy for those who spirited him away and twisted his memories up (lil does he know, they’ve been fucked for a while).

Companion tries to nonlethal in general. Jurge respects that for People and People Adjacent. But when Karlach COLD CLOCKS EATH instead of LISTENING TO THE NICE LIL NONLETHAL MONK, Jack is 6 consecutive magic missiles to explode her dOME. And steals all her shit. And when Eath isn’t looking pushes her unconscious body into the river. ‘Had to. For Wyll. You know?’ It was for Eath and he knows it. Didn’t tell anyone he did that.

Gets to wear Wylls ‘successfully killed karlach’ outfit. NICE. And got the killer durge cape. Looking gOOOOD. (Pics to come).

Oh god we let Rolan die we let so many people I love plotwise die how is this story gonna gO—- at least Karlachs dead cause there’s NO DAMMON.

Astarion managed to beat his death flag. If Jack knew he was a vampire (AND if he’d flirted with Jack yet, which he hasn’t as far as Jacks socially uninclined ass is aware) before he killed [redacted] he would’ve blamed it on Astarion (which ur allowed to do). BUT ALAS. HAD TO JUST. HIDE THE BODY.

Ahhhh. Planning my next plot flags. First ones for Jack were: whether Arabella dies (impacts morality), whether Astarions honest or flirty first (impacts whether he LIVES)—- next ones will probably involve ‘whether or not he sneakily separates from the group in act 2’ and ‘whether or not SHART DIES’ cause companion death seems thematic for him. We have a nonNPC companion after all. And all those hirelings—- as far as Jacks concerned, companions are disposable. Jfkgkglbl. (JACK NO WE NEED THEM FOR END GAME ALLIES AND QUESTS—)

Anyway 9hrs of videogame rpg with friend was Good GOD BLESS @oflostinfound see u at the Starlight Event