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Chat, I crave violence
#(stop reading the tags im going insane)#I’d say we need to bully more Milos#M!Milo has stayed in the clear for too long#we bullied V!Milo pretty good#but I’d say we need more#I say that we create a club#Bully Milo Association Club#and I’m the president#we must break him chat#(I love him so much)#(he must suffer)#(I think Emo Milo ideology have been rubbing off on me)#(but you feel me tho right chat?)#(you read this far)#(you’ll join the club won’t you?)#(I might get killed by Eris tbh)#(BUT THATS OKAY✅✅✅🔥🔥🔥)#perfectlovevn
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two lonely friends | oscar piastri
paring: oscar piastri x journalist!reader
summary: lando norris has two lonely best friends. he gets an idea, why not set them up?
f1wags: y/n l/n, landos bestfriend was seen entering the monaco grand prix paddock today!
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user1: OH BROTHER
user2: free my girl y/n 🗣️
user3: the day y/n stops getting referred to as “landos bestfriend” is the day i can REST
user4: landos bestfriend?? sorry i only know y/n l/n f1 journalist??
user5: y’all do this every race 🙄 OFC SHES THERE. THATS HER JOB.
user6: she’s such a moocher
user7: she’s literally there to do HER JOB?
user8: it’s crazy how after a year of oscar being in f1, we still haven’t gotten a y/n and oscar interaction ???
user9: y/n, our comfort outfit queen
ynandlandocontent: my favorite snippet of landos and y/ns interview 🧡
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user10: ugh them ☹️☹️
user11: literally just make out already
user12: the very best FRIENDS
user13: she’s so unprofessional 💀
user14: this wasn’t even part of the interview 😭 this was just a blooper 🙄
user15: OKAY BUT Y/N FINALLY GOT TO INTERVIEW OSCAR ???
user16: ugh i love them so much 😞
user17: lando and y/n shippers where??
user18: HERE 🙋♂️
oscarpastyupdates: y/n interviewing oscar today!
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user19: oscar “but um” piastri everyone!
user20: FINALLY SOME Y/N x OSCAR CONTENT!!
user23: why do i ship…
user24: they literally only talked once 😭😭
user23: okay let me BEEE
user25: guys did you see how hard he was blushing, or am i just crazy???
user26: they literally want each other SO BAD
user27: i can feel the tension through the screen
user28: ok so do i ship lando x y/n or oscar x y/n
— one day later !
ynupdates: queen y/n was seen out last night by multiple fans! she looks beautiful!
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user29: HELLOOO???? IS THAT NOT OSCAR
user30: ARE WE JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT THAT IS NOT OSCAR PIASTRI???
user31: omg oscar stole landos girl
user32: landos girl???
user33: wait i like this
user34: i love how the caption doesn’t mention oscar at ALL
user35: let them cook 🔥🔥
user36: okay oscar i see you 👀
user37: i wonder how lando feels about this..
liked by charles_leclerx, yourusername, landonorris, and 673,928 others!
lando.jpg: happy birthday to my little sister! you’re ancient now 😞 here’s to many more birthdays together!
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user38: aw ☹️
user39: okay guys i’m crying
user40: lando ALWAYS eats with his birthday captions
user41: i wonder if landos ex’s had ever felt intimidated by y/n
user42: y/n has said that she has never not gotten along with landos gfs, so there’s that!
user43: okay now kiss
user44: i still ship idc
user45: her and lando ✅ her and oscar ❌
yourusername: ugh lando you love me so much, it’s disgusting
lando.jpg: i will take away your present.
yourusername: NO IM SORRY
liked by, mclaren, landonorris, oscarpiastri and 873,928 others!
yourusername: and who’s gonna pay attention to the redheads of the world?
pic credits: some kid named oscar??
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user46: OKAY OKAY OKAY
user47: ugh you look so good 😔
user48: OSCAR IN THE CAPTION ??? WE ARE SO BACK!!!
user49: happy birthday queen!!
user50: happy birthday 🧡🧡
user51: oscar and y/n hard launch when???
oscarpiastri: ME I’LL PAY ATTENTION TO THE REDHEADS OF THE WOLRD!!! I WILL!!
user52: okay oscar let’s calm down..
user53: oh he’s down bad
user54: who needs more confirmation then THIS??
liked by maxverstappen1, mclaren, landonorris, and 873,928 others!
oscarpiastri: happy birthday to my best friend, and the most beautiful lady in the world 🧡
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landonorris: bestfriend?
landonorris: oh okay
landonorris: cool cool cool
landonorris: yeah that’s chill
landonorris: totally NOT going to brust out into tears rn
landonorris: hahaha
landonorris: that would be stupid
landonorris: cool cool cool
landonorris: okay okay okay
landonorris: i set you two up and you just completely forget about me huh
landonorris: wow i can’t believe this
landonorris; i’m going to die alone
landonorris; alone and sad
landonorris: FUCK YOU GUYS
user55: let’s all just move pass lando having a mental breakdown…
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Mine All Mine
♡ masterlist - request!
♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)
♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!
♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n
♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx
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oscarpiastri 😺
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alex_albon ...
mclaren guys..........
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landonorris can confirm ✅
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carlossainz55 I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT EW
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yourusername I LOVE YOU OSC
oscarpiastri I LOVE YOU MOST ❤️
charles_leclerc red for ferrari?
oscarpiastri 🧡* never.
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can i just say 📣 something 🗣️? at this 🥳 party 🎉 here there are maybe 🤔 40 4️⃣0️⃣ of the most important 🕴️people in america 🇺🇸 and you 👩🏻🦰 have just walked 🚶♀️all around, all evening🌝, telling them all that i'm gonna get 🔥🚒 fired.
no, it was implied, 🔅lightly, as a little... god 🧔🏽♀️! part of a 🪖tactical🎖️ kind of joke🃏.
will you 🤔 explain to me, the joke🃏? because i don't 🚫 get the fucking 🍆 joke 🃏.
MY GOD🧔🏽♀️, TOM!
i don't 🚫get the joke🃏, i don't🚫 get the joke🃏.
it was something that he 👱🏻♂️said, that isn't 🙅♀️true 🙊, that we 👥needed to say 🗣️. but you 👩🏻🦰stood 🧍♀️by his 👱🏻♂️side, and he said🗣️ it, and you were like👍 "okay 👌, well, that sounds 🎼good ✅ to me🤷🏼♀️."
fuck's 🍆sake, i'm 🙅♀️not doing this right ↩️now. you 👨🏻 know i’m👩🏻🦰 in serious👿 trouble, that was a▶️ play.
you 👩🏻🦰 will be okay 👌because you are a tough 🤬 fucking 🍆 bitch 🐩 who will always ���survive🤿 because 👩🏻🦰 you do what you 🥊need, you will 🧗🏻♀️do what
— are you 👨🏻even listening🙉? i 👩🏻🦰will be okay 👌?
— you 👩🏻🦰will do whatever you need⚓️.
yeah? really? yeah, you sure you're not projecting📽️, because that is actually you 👨🏻.
should we 👥 have a real 🤯conversation🎙️? with a scorpion 🦂?
no 🚫. that was a friendly 👯 thing. that was a friendly 👯♀️thing.
yeah 👍. sure 🫤. real 👯♀️ friendly. yeah, no, i'm 👩🏻🦰 a scorpion 🦂, you're 👨🏻 a hyena 🐺, you're a... you're a street rat 🐀. actually, no, you're a fucking 🍆 snake 🐍. "here's a dead 🪦snake 🐍 to wear as a 👔necktie, tom 👨🏻", "why 🚫aren't you 🤔laughing 🤣?" (pause) i wonder if we shouldn't clear the air💨 yeah?
yeah. sure. i think 🤔 you can be a very 🦀 selfish 🦐 person and i think 💭 you find it very hard 🪨to think 🧠 about me
— what the fuck 😅—
and i 👨🏻think 🧐you 👩🏻🦰shouldn't 🙅♀️have even married👰🏼 me,🤵🏻♂️ actually.
what the fuck🍆? what the ACTUAL 🍆fuck⁉️ you 👨🏻proposed 💍to me👩🏻🦰. you proposed 💒 at my lowest ⬇️fucking 📉ebb🪫. my dad👴🏻 was dying😵, what was i 👩🏻🦰supposed to say🗣️?
perhaps "no"👎🚫🙅♀️⁉️
i 👩🏻🦰 didn't want to hurt 🩼your feelings😢.
thanks🤗! thanks 🦃for that! yeah 👍, you really kept 👨🏻me 🛟 safe 👷♀️while you 👩🏻🦰 ran 🏃♀️off 💨to fuck🍆 the phone 📞book📚.
fuck 🍆off🖕. you're a hick 🧑🏻🌾
— and then, and then.. —
conservative 🐘 hick 🧢👮🏻♂️ —
you 👩🏻🦰 hid 🙈 it, you 👩🏻🦰 hid 🙈 it because you were so 😱 scared 🙀 of how fucking 🤡 awful 🤢 you are.
you 👨🏻were only with👩🏻🦰 me 👩❤️💋👨to get to power🔋. you 👨🏻 got it 💪 now ⏱️, tom, you've got it!
I'M 👨🏻 WITH 👩🏻🦰 YOU BECAUSE I LOVE ❤️ YOU😍!
bullshit 🐄💩, you're 🔩 fucking me 👩🏻🦰for my 🧬DNA, you were fucking 🍆 me for a fucking 🪛ladder 🪜 because your whole 👨👩👦 family is striving 🧗and parochial ⚛️.
that's not... thats not a fair characterization 😞.
no? well, your 👵 mom loves 💕me 👩🏻🦰 more ⬆️ than she 💗loves you 👨🏻, because she's cracked 💔. you want to... you want to actually 🌬️clear the air🍃? fine. you 🔪betrayed me 👩🏻🦰.
YOU 👩🏻🦰 WERE GOING TO SEE ME 👨🏻 SENT 📤TO FUCKING 🍆PRISON 👮, SHIV! AND THEN YOU 🔩 FOBBED ME OFF WITH THAT FUCKING 🪛UNDRINKABLE 🤮 WINE 🍷AND YOU 👩🏻🦰WON'T 🚫HAVE MY 🤰BABY 👶🏻BECAUSE YOU NEVER 🙅♂️EVEN THOUGHT🤔, HONESTLY, THAT YOUD BE WITH ME 👩❤️💋👨MORE THAN FOUR 4️⃣ FUCKING 🍆YEARS📆, I 👎DON'T 🧠THINK!
YOU 👨🏻OFFERED TO GO TO JAIL 👮🏻♀️! YOU👨🏻 OFFERED TO GO TO JAIL 👮🏻♀️BECAUSE YOU'RE SERVILE🙇🏻♂️! you're just... YOU'RE SERVILE🧎🏻♂️!
YOU ARE INCAPABLE 🙈 OF THINKING 🙉ABOUT ANYBODY 👤OTHER THAN YOURSELF 👩🏻🦰 BECAUSE YOUR 👅SENSE 👁️ OF 👂🏻WHO 👩🏻🦰 YOU 🫵🏻 ARE, SHIV, IS THAT FUCKING 🍆THIN 🤌!
oh yeah you read 🤓📖that in a book📚, tom?
YOU'RE TOO 🍆 FUCKING 😶🌫️ TRANSPARENT 🫥 TO FIND 👀 THAT IN A 📚BOOK! You're pathetic👎, you're pathetic🤬. you’re a masochist🧨 and you can't 😡 even take it. I 👁️ think 💭 you are 🙅♂️ incapable of love 💔, and i 👨🏻think 🧠you are maybe not 🚫 a good person🧍♀️ to have🤱 children!👨👩👧👧
well, that's not very 👍nice 😇to say🗣️, is it?
I’m sorry😢. Im sorry😔, but you... 👩🏻🦰 you... you have 🩼 hurt 🤕 me more ⬆️ than you 🤔 can possibly 💭imagine.
and you 👨🏻, you took 🛫 away the last 6️⃣ six months 🕕 i could've had with my 👴🏻 dad. you 🍼 sucked 🙇🏻♂️up to him and you 💇♀️cut me 👩🏻🦰 out 🚶♀️!
it's not 🙅♂️my fault that you didn't get his approval 👍. I have given 🎁 you 💝 endless 💐approval ✅ and it doesn't fill ⛽️ you 🪫up🔋 because you're broken🏚️💔.
I don't 👎 like💔 you. I don't 🚫... I don't ⛔️ even care 🤬 about you. i don’t 🙊care 😒. have we 🌬️cleared the air 🍃 ? feel good👌 now?
Yeah 🎉. Yeah 😎. Fucking 🍆 great👍.
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