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[tenaciouslyobsessed]

Chat, I crave violence

[thewispsings]

two lonely friends | oscar piastri

paring: oscar piastri x journalist!reader

summary: lando norris has two lonely best friends. he gets an idea, why not set them up?

f1wags: y/n l/n, landos bestfriend was seen entering the monaco grand prix paddock today!

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user1: OH BROTHER

user2: free my girl y/n 🗣️

user3: the day y/n stops getting referred to as “landos bestfriend” is the day i can REST

user4: landos bestfriend?? sorry i only know y/n l/n f1 journalist??

user5: y’all do this every race 🙄 OFC SHES THERE. THATS HER JOB.

user6: she’s such a moocher

user7: she’s literally there to do HER JOB?

user8: it’s crazy how after a year of oscar being in f1, we still haven’t gotten a y/n and oscar interaction ???

user9: y/n, our comfort outfit queen

ynandlandocontent: my favorite snippet of landos and y/ns interview 🧡

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user10: ugh them ☹️☹️

user11: literally just make out already

user12: the very best FRIENDS

user13: she’s so unprofessional 💀

user14: this wasn’t even part of the interview 😭 this was just a blooper 🙄

user15: OKAY BUT Y/N FINALLY GOT TO INTERVIEW OSCAR ???

user16: ugh i love them so much 😞

user17: lando and y/n shippers where??

user18: HERE 🙋‍♂️

oscarpastyupdates: y/n interviewing oscar today!

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user19: oscar “but um” piastri everyone!

user20: FINALLY SOME Y/N x OSCAR CONTENT!!

user23: why do i ship…

user24: they literally only talked once 😭😭

user23: okay let me BEEE

user25: guys did you see how hard he was blushing, or am i just crazy???

user26: they literally want each other SO BAD

user27: i can feel the tension through the screen

user28: ok so do i ship lando x y/n or oscar x y/n

— one day later !

ynupdates: queen y/n was seen out last night by multiple fans! she looks beautiful!

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user29: HELLOOO???? IS THAT NOT OSCAR

user30: ARE WE JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT THAT IS NOT OSCAR PIASTRI???

user31: omg oscar stole landos girl

user32: landos girl???

user33: wait i like this

user34: i love how the caption doesn’t mention oscar at ALL

user35: let them cook 🔥🔥

user36: okay oscar i see you 👀

user37: i wonder how lando feels about this..

liked by charles_leclerx, yourusername, landonorris, and 673,928 others!

lando.jpg: happy birthday to my little sister! you’re ancient now 😞 here’s to many more birthdays together!

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user38: aw ☹️

user39: okay guys i’m crying

user40: lando ALWAYS eats with his birthday captions

user41: i wonder if landos ex’s had ever felt intimidated by y/n

user42: y/n has said that she has never not gotten along with landos gfs, so there’s that!

user43: okay now kiss

user44: i still ship idc

user45: her and lando ✅ her and oscar ❌

yourusername: ugh lando you love me so much, it’s disgusting

lando.jpg: i will take away your present.

yourusername: NO IM SORRY

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yourusername: and who’s gonna pay attention to the redheads of the world?

pic credits: some kid named oscar??

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user46: OKAY OKAY OKAY

user47: ugh you look so good 😔

user48: OSCAR IN THE CAPTION ??? WE ARE SO BACK!!!

user49: happy birthday queen!!

user50: happy birthday 🧡🧡

user51: oscar and y/n hard launch when???

oscarpiastri: ME I’LL PAY ATTENTION TO THE REDHEADS OF THE WOLRD!!! I WILL!!

user52: okay oscar let’s calm down..

user53: oh he’s down bad

user54: who needs more confirmation then THIS??

liked by maxverstappen1, mclaren, landonorris, and 873,928 others!

oscarpiastri: happy birthday to my best friend, and the most beautiful lady in the world 🧡

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landonorris: bestfriend?

landonorris: oh okay

landonorris: cool cool cool

landonorris: yeah that’s chill

landonorris: totally NOT going to brust out into tears rn

landonorris: hahaha

landonorris: that would be stupid

landonorris: cool cool cool

landonorris: okay okay okay

landonorris: i set you two up and you just completely forget about me huh

landonorris: wow i can’t believe this

landonorris; i’m going to die alone

landonorris; alone and sad

landonorris: FUCK YOU GUYS

user55: let’s all just move pass lando having a mental breakdown…

[landoughnut]

Mine All Mine

♡ masterlist - request!

♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)

♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!

♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx

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[courtofchaos]

can i just say 📣 something 🗣️? at this 🥳 party 🎉 here there are maybe 🤔 40 4️⃣0️⃣ of the most important 🕴️people in america 🇺🇸 and you 👩🏻‍🦰 have just walked 🚶‍♀️all around, all evening🌝, telling them all that i'm gonna get 🔥🚒 fired.

no, it was implied, 🔅lightly, as a little... god 🧔🏽‍♀️! part of a 🪖tactical🎖️ kind of joke🃏.

will you 🤔 explain to me, the joke🃏? because i don't 🚫 get the fucking 🍆 joke 🃏.

MY GOD🧔🏽‍♀️, TOM!

i don't 🚫get the joke🃏, i don't🚫 get the joke🃏.

it was something that he 👱🏻‍♂️said, that isn't 🙅‍♀️true 🙊, that we 👥needed to say 🗣️. but you 👩🏻‍🦰stood 🧍‍♀️by his 👱🏻‍♂️side, and he said🗣️ it, and you were like👍 "okay 👌, well, that sounds 🎼good ✅ to me🤷🏼‍♀️."

fuck's 🍆sake, i'm 🙅‍♀️not doing this right ↩️now. you 👨🏻 know i’m👩🏻‍🦰 in serious👿 trouble, that was a▶️ play.

you 👩🏻‍🦰 will be okay 👌because you are a tough 🤬 fucking 🍆 bitch 🐩 who will always 🛟survive🤿 because 👩🏻‍🦰 you do what you 🥊need, you will 🧗🏻‍♀️do what

— are you 👨🏻even listening🙉? i 👩🏻‍🦰will be okay 👌?

— you 👩🏻‍🦰will do whatever you need⚓️.

yeah? really? yeah, you sure you're not projecting📽️, because that is actually you 👨🏻.

should we 👥 have a real 🤯conversation🎙️? with a scorpion 🦂?

no 🚫. that was a friendly 👯 thing. that was a friendly 👯‍♀️thing.

yeah 👍. sure 🫤. real 👯‍♀️ friendly. yeah, no, i'm 👩🏻‍🦰 a scorpion 🦂, you're 👨🏻 a hyena 🐺, you're a... you're a street rat 🐀. actually, no, you're a fucking 🍆 snake 🐍. "here's a dead 🪦snake 🐍 to wear as a 👔necktie, tom 👨🏻", "why 🚫aren't you 🤔laughing 🤣?" (pause) i wonder if we shouldn't clear the air💨 yeah?

yeah. sure. i think 🤔 you can be a very 🦀 selfish 🦐 person and i think 💭 you find it very hard 🪨to think 🧠 about me

— what the fuck 😅—

and i 👨🏻think 🧐you 👩🏻‍🦰shouldn't 🙅‍♀️have even married👰🏼 me,🤵🏻‍♂️ actually.

what the fuck🍆? what the ACTUAL 🍆fuck⁉️ you 👨🏻proposed 💍to me👩🏻‍🦰. you proposed 💒 at my lowest ⬇️fucking 📉ebb🪫. my dad👴🏻 was dying😵, what was i 👩🏻‍🦰supposed to say🗣️?

perhaps "no"👎🚫🙅‍♀️⁉️

i 👩🏻‍🦰 didn't want to hurt 🩼your feelings😢.

thanks🤗! thanks 🦃for that! yeah 👍, you really kept 👨🏻me 🛟 safe 👷‍♀️while you 👩🏻‍🦰 ran 🏃‍♀️off 💨to fuck🍆 the phone 📞book📚.

fuck 🍆off🖕. you're a hick 🧑🏻‍🌾

— and then, and then.. —

conservative 🐘 hick 🧢👮🏻‍♂️ —

you 👩🏻‍🦰 hid 🙈 it, you 👩🏻‍🦰 hid 🙈 it because you were so 😱 scared 🙀 of how fucking 🤡 awful 🤢 you are.

you 👨🏻were only with👩🏻‍🦰 me 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨to get to power🔋. you 👨🏻 got it 💪 now ⏱️, tom, you've got it!

I'M 👨🏻 WITH 👩🏻‍🦰 YOU BECAUSE I LOVE ❤️ YOU😍!

bullshit 🐄💩, you're 🔩 fucking me 👩🏻‍🦰for my 🧬DNA, you were fucking 🍆 me for a fucking 🪛ladder 🪜 because your whole 👨‍👩‍👦 family is striving 🧗and parochial ⚛️.

that's not... thats not a fair characterization 😞.

no? well, your 👵 mom loves 💕me 👩🏻‍🦰 more ⬆️ than she 💗loves you 👨🏻, because she's cracked 💔. you want to... you want to actually 🌬️clear the air🍃? fine. you 🔪betrayed me 👩🏻‍🦰.

YOU 👩🏻‍🦰 WERE GOING TO SEE ME 👨🏻 SENT 📤TO FUCKING 🍆PRISON 👮, SHIV! AND THEN YOU 🔩 FOBBED ME OFF WITH THAT FUCKING 🪛UNDRINKABLE 🤮 WINE 🍷AND YOU 👩🏻‍🦰WON'T 🚫HAVE MY 🤰BABY 👶🏻BECAUSE YOU NEVER 🙅‍♂️EVEN THOUGHT🤔, HONESTLY, THAT YOUD BE WITH ME 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨MORE THAN FOUR 4️⃣ FUCKING 🍆YEARS📆, I 👎DON'T 🧠THINK!

YOU 👨🏻OFFERED TO GO TO JAIL 👮🏻‍♀️! YOU👨🏻 OFFERED TO GO TO JAIL 👮🏻‍♀️BECAUSE YOU'RE SERVILE🙇🏻‍♂️! you're just... YOU'RE SERVILE🧎🏻‍♂️!

YOU ARE INCAPABLE 🙈 OF THINKING 🙉ABOUT ANYBODY 👤OTHER THAN YOURSELF 👩🏻‍🦰 BECAUSE YOUR 👅SENSE 👁️ OF 👂🏻WHO 👩🏻‍🦰 YOU 🫵🏻 ARE, SHIV, IS THAT FUCKING 🍆THIN 🤌!

oh yeah you read 🤓📖that in a book📚, tom?

YOU'RE TOO 🍆 FUCKING 😶‍🌫️ TRANSPARENT 🫥 TO FIND 👀 THAT IN A 📚BOOK! You're pathetic👎, you're pathetic🤬. you’re a masochist🧨 and you can't 😡 even take it. I 👁️ think 💭 you are 🙅‍♂️ incapable of love 💔, and i 👨🏻think 🧠you are maybe not 🚫 a good person🧍‍♀️ to have🤱 children!👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

well, that's not very 👍nice 😇to say🗣️, is it?

I’m sorry😢. Im sorry😔, but you... 👩🏻‍🦰 you... you have 🩼 hurt 🤕 me more ⬆️ than you 🤔 can possibly 💭imagine.

and you 👨🏻, you took 🛫 away the last 6️⃣ six months 🕕 i could've had with my 👴🏻 dad. you 🍼 sucked 🙇🏻‍♂️up to him and you 💇‍♀️cut me 👩🏻‍🦰 out 🚶‍♀️!

it's not 🙅‍♂️my fault that you didn't get his approval 👍. I have given 🎁 you 💝 endless 💐approval ✅ and it doesn't fill ⛽️ you 🪫up🔋 because you're broken🏚️💔.

I don't 👎 like💔 you. I don't 🚫... I don't ⛔️ even care 🤬 about you. i don’t 🙊care 😒. have we 🌬️cleared the air 🍃 ? feel good👌 now?

Yeah 🎉. Yeah 😎. Fucking 🍆 great👍.