#(Also Genderbend Kardia because she was a charm in our private threads.)

[arcgeminga]

ANSWERED ASK from  @starlightofdream​​: ✘ - … An AU version of my muse (for Aspros) ♚ Meme: send me a symbol and i will write a drabble about my muse from the point of view of…

                  — CHOSEN  AU : Private Threads (Father!Pros)

              WARNING: Gender-bending, children, ambiguous-term pregnancy(?)

Aspros had chosen to sleep on the couch.

No... He didn’t pass out there, and anyone would be ridiculous to suggest that! Can’t blame him. It had been a day after the wedding between two saints and his boys were begging to eat some of the left over cake that he and Marigold had managed to bring back to the Cancer Temple. In order to keep them quiet, Aspros gave in and allowed them to take a slice. Then he went to nap on the sofa, leaving the boys unsupervised for a little while. Wasn’t his fault, his boys just woke him up early.

He was snoring when Marigold waddled over, sat next to him, and started caressing his hair. Hm... that felt so good. Even though the gentle strokes had aroused him from sleep, Aspros decided to play along and continue his somewhat loud snoring even if they were fake at this point.

“Let’s hope that the boys didn’t inherit his bad side,” he heard Kardia giggle. The women had a lot of fun in each other’s company. Which was fine with Aspros. Kardia was the only person in Sanctuary that came close to being a sibling figure for Manigoldo.

“Yeah, I’ve kept my eye on ‘em recently... Nothing so far,” Marigold hummed.

Good, Aspros added in his mind. He hated his darker side the most and he sincerely wished that none of the kids inherited that from him.

“Haha, I’m sure you guys will be a happy family. For a long time,” Kardia mused silently.

“Yeah,” Marigold’s trimmed nails gave his scalp a nice scratch--and Aspros barely managed to avoid letting out a moan. Fuck, his woman knows how to work him. As she spoke, she sounded as if she was daydreaming, “A happy family. I would like that.”

...Okay, time to change the conversation before it got to a topic he wasn’t ready to hear of yet.

Aspros groan, shifting his aching back as he snuggled his forehead against Marigold’s lap. He still had his eyes shut as he comically joked in a ‘sleepy’ murmur, “I... want cake for dinner...” 

There was a moment of silence before the hand in his hair patted him. “Honey, cake is for dessert.” 

Oh, he knew that. But did he care? If his boys didn’t, then he didn’t either.

Aspros cracked an eye open to gaze at her, and he stuck his tongue out while playfully saying in a small voice, “The boys ate cake earlier.”

The disappointed-yet-angered expression on Marigold’s face made Kardia laugh loudly. Marigold’s hand immediately went to Aspros’ cheek and she pinched him mercilessly.

“What do you mean they ate cake earlier? Aspros, who gave them cake?” She already knew who gave them cake, so there was no point in acting innocent! Defteros wasn’t even here to blame.

“They look’ ack meh shoo achorably, thouugh--” Aspros whined, allowing himself to be abused by his partner. Ah, if she wasn’t with their third child right now, he would have tickled her in retaliation. The pinching on his cheek didn’t last very long until it turned into light slaps.

“Nooo excuses deeear! No cake for the boys unless they have been super good or if it’s dessert!” 

“I can’t help it! I’m their daddy and they’ll always be good boys to me!” Aspros grinned and he rubbed his abused cheek. From down here, Marigold looked like a goddess. Gods, he loved his woman so much. He should stop delaying and propo--

“Hey, speaking of those twins, where are the boys?” the Scorpio Saint giggled as she looked at the two curiously, cutting off whatever thought Aspros was having at the moment.

Aspros and Marigold to exchange a very quick look of parental panic.

                    ...Oh no, where are the boys?!

Luckily, that question was quickly answered when a very loud scream came from the Aries house.

Ah! Yes. Of course. They’re bullying Shion. As usua--oh, fuck.