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[estarion]

　　　you've been called into his office.

@ nobody 3 - you are much better at cheating than your peers vela and nezumi - they saw answers and still only got 8 correct. @ VELA - EXPELLED. luna too for helping you cheat. @ PERFECTION - then why did you only get 8 !? @ NEZUMI - E X P E L L E D . @ GALE - genuinely impressed by you. the ACTUAL top score. +4 for being on my good side now. @ LUNA BASKERVILLE. - very nice. i see us as equals. @ EMMA - a valiant effort. why do you think i want bitches so badly? @ HANA - you pay more attention than i'd have given you credit for. your wrong answers are inoffensive, also. @ BETTY - you got all the ones that matter correct. well, except one. darling, i'm hurt. you're not still upset, surely... @ oof - this was probably nezumi. @ oh no - or this was ... . . . or was it @bloodtwin ? @ AMAY - attention doesn't matter to me that much, you know ? @ CASSIAN - you got the last one correct. +5 to your score. bravo. @ TARA - your complaining got me in trouble. @ UMBRAL - this isn't a bad score. the final question matters most and you did not hesitate to utter the correct words. +5 for you. @ SIVIR - we've only just met, so this is a sane result. impressed that you guessed my birth city. @ wouldn't you like to know - i need to know who's almost as bad at guessing as i am. are you nobody 3's alter ego ? @ FALL FUCKING ESTO - there are things more important in life than bitches. @ 🥺 - @selunaris, is this you ? you're expelled, luna. understand me, luna? @ RAKATAK - i would have helped you cheat. @ RAPHAEL - it pleases me that you know so little.

[soundlessroom]

Galemancer joined my mating call a few months ago and we reached 666 voices, so I just had to be the adult I am to celebrate that.

As promised, I delievered, please for seeing the UNCENSORED Vers head over to my Bsky ♥

Screenshots to never forget how degenerate we are for the Rizzard under the cut.

[trollexswife]

I have a really big crush on rayman from the Netflix series . This is my confession

uhh new update coming soon!

[lunaetis]

pat the familiar looking raccoon ? ▸ yes ▸ no ▸ pick it up ▸ would it bite ?

[meadowlarksabove]

"Who's gonna match my freak?"

[abyssembraced]

"I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE A FATHER."

"BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL WANT TO BE A MOTHER!!"

[soldier-lodbrok]

In case anyone has been wondering how Glenn has been doing in the last 20mins of El.den Ring.

[nepristoynyy]

It's PRIDE MONTH so you know what that means...

✨R A I N B O W C A P I T A L I S M ✨

He's going to make so much money~!

[viridianwins]

Alhaitham: It appears I've fallen madly in love with you.. Crosseyra: I'm sorry? Alhaitham: You are forgiven.

[estarion]

astarion: we're discussing pussy over here gale: well, technically, we're discussing the pubic mound—

[il-mostrc]

"I already ate Burger King."

The offense has blurred lines. Is he more offended by the act that Will had turned down his beautiful spread that ran the distance of a full-length runner-- compiled in fruits, vegetables, and other exotic subjects that Will would have difficulty rolling off his tongue… or the fact he decided to consume old cow beef, processed from God knows where tainted with pink additives and dowsed in cross contamination of fat and other off the assembly line items.

"I think we should start light therapy."

That's all he says about it. Time for a reckoning.

[erobret]

Ashley vc : saddler is more cringe than that one camp rock scene

[lunaetis]

the duality of the space raccoon named eden.

[meadowlarksabove]

@tempesttragedy

Celia agrees

"Would you let me prepare meat for you?" 🥺

[abyssembraced]

No snoot to boop...