#((thus began the segment of Alkebu-lan making up a husband kjsfhkjsd))

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Memory Serves

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

"Sooooo...." Alkebu-lan began. Leaning over the desk she placeed chin in hand, to look at Maya in a more casual manner. The veterinarian was currently observing some DNA under a microscope, as strands of her short, dark-brown hair fell to sides. The human shifted her gaze towards hidden supernatural, countenance betraying her perplexity.

"Sooo... what?" the dark, British woman inquired hesitantly.

"So!" The hidden simian pointed to the ring placed on her finger. "When are you going to talk about your husband? I do not think I have even heard you mention him, to the others. Unless..." Alkebu-lan then gasped, placing hands against the side her face in mock surprise. "It is not a husband, but a wife you have at home!"

Upon these words did the animal expert display genuine shock and confusion. "What?! No! That's not-"

"Fear not, Maya! I understand your home has become very lenient with these things in recent times, so I will keep your secre-"

"It's a fake ring, Alkebu-lan! Bloody hell!"

Now it was immortal's one to show bafflement. This time through a few blinks. "A fake? What do you mean by that?"

A sigh left the doctor, as she removed herself from microscope and scratched back of head sheepishly. "Foreigners have a knack for being... quite popular, in other countries. I'm... no good at that sort of thing, so in order to avoid embarrassing myself I..." she lifted up her hand, displaying ring fully. "Pretend that I am married, in order to dissuade eager men."

There was a pause, as realization settled in. Without warning hidden simian's hands slammed on the table.

"You mean I can get rid of the stalkers, by pretending to be taken!? That is fantastic! Why did I not realize sooner?" Her eyes were practically sparkling with delight, as she opened a portal and reached into it. Whilst she rummaged for something, Maya raised her hands defensively.

"Wait! I never promised it would dissuade all men. Do you really have that many problems with-?"

"Ah ha!" Concealed baboon pulled out a gold ring and placed it on her finger. She then struck a confident pose. "From now on, consider me happily married~"

Maya's expression was doubtful. "This has 'dodgy' written all over it..."