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[starzknight]

More chaos theory doodles...

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Vi and Jayce being gym bros in a modern AU!! I love them so much.

I need them to do dumb shenanigans together so bad. Like just being in the same room together neutralizes their brain cells.

Like Jayce is a big-name scientist known as one of the smartest people in the world, but he and Vi get together to hang out, and the world starts seeing them do the DUMBEST SHIT on tiktok.

And the internets like, “this is world-renowned genius scientist Jayce Talis??? The guy who did all of these world-changing scientific papers??? Who revolutionized prosthetics, mobility aids, and medicine with his partner Viktor Talis??? Making… weapons shaped like genitalia in his forge??? With a random butch- IS THAT FAMOUS BOXER VIOLET KIRAMMAN????”

Them getting drunk together and breaking stuff with “My girl is mad at me :( I hope I die T^T” in the caption.

[summerhouseoutlet1]

Modern au scenario where Grian has relatively higher alcohol tolerance and out drinks everyone most of the time.

One day Boatem is having fun at a party and Scar decided to prank Grian by mixing just one more shot in his drink, just to see what happens.

Grian downs the shot before almost spitting the drink out, coughing sputter and furiously complaining about how concentrated the drink seems to be. Scar feels guilty and along with the party assures Grian that nothing is wrong.

Two minutes later, Grian face plants on the floor and has to be carted off to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

Scar looks absolutely demolished that he cause all this and Impulse notices, and asks him what happened. He confesses his crime, almost breaking down in guilt (under the influence of alcohol) and Boatem folks just freezes up and simultaneously asks, “you too??”

Turns out everyone in Boatem had the exact same idea, and Grian downed 5 shots of tequila in a go that night.

[suitbug]

Sanji is really getting in there

You gotta appreciate the work that your swordsman puts in 😪😪

[scidw]

Grilled cheese sandwich!!!

Guess who prepared it ( @lanixxwrites ,if yk yk)

He is so filled with pure unfiltered joy

(implied Stirfry)

[marauders-bs]

alt ending to this post

Go away," Regulus said, head bent over his book so his curls cover his writing.

"I want to know why that happened."

Fucking James Potter. Of course it's Potter.

"It didn't," Regulus said, dipping his quill in ink. "That didn't happen, Potter. It was a reflex."

"It was a reflex to kiss me back?"

"That's what I said," Regulus muttered, thinking of the curses his friends knew for when they figured this out and almost smiling at what Potter had coming to him.

Potter rolled his eyes. "What, so you stick your tongue in people's mouths anytime they kiss you? Who are you kissing, anyways?"

"Barty gives pretty good tongue," Regulus said casually, enjoying the way Potter's eyes widened.

"Why are you kissing your friends?" Potter asked, very clearly trying to play nonchalant.

Regulus looked up, putting as much Black sarcasm into his face as he could physically muster. "Bat's kissed all of us. We were high, anyways. He's got-"

James sat forward, leaning over towards Regulus. "Oh? Who's he got now?"

"If I told you," Regulus said, closing his notebook, "We'd both wake up in May in the States. Bat doesn't fuck around."

"How would he know?"

Regulus raised an eyebrow in Potter's direction. "He knows."

"Your friends are so strange," James says. "I'm almost glad I don't know them."

Regulus shook his head, picking up his quill and fishing Advanced Potion Making out of his bag. He'd stolen the copy from Sirius, who hadn't even noticed it was missing yet.

"If I were one of your friends," Potter asked, clearly unable to stand the silence, "Would Crouch have kissed me?"

"Probably," Regulus answered. "But we're not friends, so it doesn't matter."

"You don't think we could ever be friends?"

"No," Regulus answered, trying very hard not to think of James's hair or his shoulders, or the way his arms were now folded on Regulus's shoulder.

"That's good, I think," James whispered, bringing his head to rest on his hands, which was still on Regulus's shoulder. They were eye-to-eye now.

Regulus could've shoved him off. It was probably what James was expecting.

He didn't.

"Why?"

Regulus turned his head and found James's face mere inches from his. He couldn't help but be reminded of the day before, when James had surged forward out of almost nowhere and kissed him.

"Friendship," James whispered, eyes dropping to Regulus's lips and back up again. "That's not exactly what I want from you."

Regulus's hands felt useless. He wished he could do something with them.

He was about to lift them, drag James into a kiss or tangle his hands in his messy brown hair, when-

"Oi! Prongs! Gimme some Defense help, mate, she sat me next to McKinnon and now I don't know what we're doing because she gave me her eyeliner."

At some point, Regulus was going to kill his brother.

[bunnillie]

OH FCK HE BURNED THE COFFIN-

[suitbug]

Someone please peg this man.

or,

u kno,

The one sword style.

sanjis so funny to me because hes extremely persistent in proving his masculinity to the point where its pretty toxic but as soon as a women even looks his way hes either arched on the floor, rolling, drooling, panting, and moaning (or all of them together) like a freak in heat, what is wrong with him

[candycatfalls]

She's being supportive! 🥰💖

[deecotan]

[sushiisiu]

Rewatch got me thinking of how she wouldve seen all the yap in there

[artistmarchalius]

Charlie: Well… yellow carnations mean hatred, but all the other flowers mean nice things… so maybe they also mean friendship like yellow roses???

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[hg-aneh]

how embarrassing

[batneko]

Let a man live Marcille, jeez.

[sweeneydino]

Intrusive thoughts

[chamiryokuroi]

Inspired by the DC Pride cover by David Talaski I just know even with all the precautions Tim ended the beach day wiht a pretty interesting shaped burnt 😂 man turns red as a lobster in the sun you can’t change my mind