#((fun fact i have a burn from my pwn coffee pot from six years ago uwu which is way raphs so focused on the top uwu))

[ducknotinarow]

[2k3 Don and Raph; I feel Don will immediately regret this uwu]

It had been at least a couple of days since Master Splinter had given him ‘the talk’, and yet, Donatello was still embarrassed as all Hell about it. He had even avoided the kitchen in that time, leaving him cranky without his coffee

There was only so long he could go without it though. Venturing to the kitchen, he was relieved to only see Raphael in there. Sighing out, Donatello strolls in, heading straight for his precious coffee machine,

“I’m glad it’s just you and I Raph, Donatello casually comments as he looks for his mug, “Last time, Master Splinter found me alone, and gave me the birds and the bees talk…”

He leaned back against the counter, waiting for the coffee to heat up. It’s then be noticed the silence, and he felt his heart sink. Looking to Raph with wide eyes, he swallowed,

“Please tell me I’m not the only that he’s spoken too about that.”

Oh, him and his big mouth!

Ignoring whatever Raph was telling him, Donatello opted to instead unplug their coffee machine. Gathering it and his mug up, not worrying about the potential burns he may get from doing this, he begins leaving, grumbling,

“I’m taking this with me and never leaving my lab again.”

| Muse Interaction

Despite them all growing up with Splinters strict bed time schedule only Leo seemed to take to it the best. In that he at least kept to a more stable bed time. Mikey could be hit or miss but he was pretty much somewhat on a routine himself. But, they could both be early risers despite it. Donnie and Raphael could be more the night owls Donnie less seeing how they went days with out sleep altogether. So running into each other wasn't that uncommon Raph on his way to sneak out only to find Donnie going on day three of no sleep.  And well some nights were Raph telling them to ‘go the fuck to sleep’ other had them up chatting to each other being the only ones alive to the world at the time.So when Donnie had been recently holed up in his lab eh Raphael didn’t think much of it. This is why the coffee pot was kept in the kitchen however even if Don was partly the only one who ever drank the stuff. Leo and Splinter preferred tea. Mikey never needed it and Raph only drank it with Donnie.

“And out from the lab comes the resident brain Stine.” Raph goes to greet his brother as he was leaning up against the counter “Don’t seem like the coffee has seen any use for a bit was startin’ ta think you might be passed out in the lab.” He was kidding but seeing Donnie finally stumble out of said lab did bring some relief. And of course the first thing Donnie went for was the coffee pot, Raph just let a faint smile show on his beak turning to the side to open up the cardboard where they kept the coffee to grab it for them. Handing over the canister towards his twin. And they went anf got the pot up and going now.

“I’m glad it’s just you and I Raph”

“yeah? Why's that?” Not that Raph minded the sentiment or didn’t return it even. Heck, their nights together were often his favorite. Not that he would admit that out loud, but it was the truth. As Donatello went looking for his mug Raph, moving back to how he was resting against the counter. Curious about what lead to Don hiding away this time. Didn't seem lole some personal project from that bit alone.

“Last time, Master Splinter found me alone, and gave me the birds and the bees talk…”

Oh. Now Raph normally would smirk and rejoice in one of his brothers' pain over that. However, instead, his eyes widen a bit as he just looked at Donnie their own eyes suddenly widen like looking into a mirror as they shared the expression.

"He gave yas the talk?"

“Please tell me I’m not the only that he’s spoken too about that.”

"Well... not exactly." Raphael commented on. He also had the joy of getting that talk worse because Splinter sat Casey down along with him. He would have rather it just been him why did he have to rope them into sure was nice he knew Splinter liked Casey and saw them as family even but that had to be the worst day if Raphael's life to this very moment

"Yeah I don't blame ya hidin' away 'ike ya 'ave. I dipped outta her a few weeks myself-" cut off when he picks up on all the noises going on beside him in that very moment. Turning to watch Donatello the usual more level headed of the group currently unplugging the coffee machine from the wall. Gating the thing up into his arms along with his mug in hand. Raph haven't even noticed when the pot finished brewing let alone when donnie got his mug made up.

"Hey are ya brain dead from the lack of coffee ya gonna burn yourself that things too hot!." Raph jumped to scold and hated it because he sounded like fucking Leo when he did it.

“I’m taking this with me and never leaving my lab again.”

Donnie grumbled back, oh look they really were twins. Raph rolled his eyes and huffed before going and grabbing at his twins arm. More to keep the top of the machine from getting to close to Donnie from how they were lugging the thing around.

"Oh come on Don, it ain't that bad jeez and ya already got 'the talk'what more could Splinter do now? Stop bein' a wuss and man up." As if Raph had any room to talk considering how he himself ran off after getting that same talk from thier father. But, he chose to ignore that because this wasn't about him anyway. Working on getting the machine out from Donnies hold. Because if he had one in his lab, they really would not see Donnie as much as they do now.

"I will break it don' think I can't or won't." Of course he could, and of course, he would find a way to make it happen. Carful to pull the manchie back so the top was angel away from both of them before he set it back to the counter, careful to push it back into place. "Man ya got me soundin' 'ike Splinter Jr over here now."

It's hard to say which Raphael was more upset about.

"Jeez it ain't the end of the world sometimes Don you can be the most dramtic turtle. Even more than Mikey an' thats saying somethin'. Now stop bein' an idiot and just sit down and drink your sludge."