#((cindy would literally commit crimes if mayday asked???))

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"It's my FAVORITE Parker! No offense, Peter." She reaches her arms out and scoops the baby into her arms. (It's SNUGGLE time with the favorite aunt.) "You are literally the CUTEST thing I've ever seen--and I've seen Spider-Cat make biscuits."

Mayday stretched out her grubby little hands, clearly wanting to be passed along, as she bounces excitedly - almost out of Peter B's grasp. "Y'know.. I'm no expert, but I think she wants you."

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@gwenbiote asked: what ,  you think i’m not qualified ?

{✗} "Well, you didn't want to BABYSIT Mayday, and she's way easier to handle than my five-month old," Cindy hummed, rocking said five-month old in her arms. It wasn't that she didn't think Gwen wasn't QUALIFIED or that she didn't TRUST Gwen (she's literally one of my favorite people)--it's just...she would commit literal war crimes for the bundle in her arms and if anything happened to him?

Vengeance would come swift and PAINFULLY.

Cindy sighed and pursed her lips, adjusting the little baby cap. "How about we have a TRIAL run? You spend a few hours with us and I can show you his quirks and tricks and if you aren't CUSSING me out or the room isn't on FIRE, consider you fully approved for any and all future babysitting."