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theheadlessgroom · 1 year ago

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(I still haven't seen the new movie, but I love the sheer dichotomy between Randall "All women are queens" Pace and Alistair "If she breathes, she's a thot" Crump.)

((I do too! The comedy of these two being such polar opposites is downright palpable; they're very much the antithesis of one another in many regards, but arguably the funniest is their completely opposite views on women: Randall has been chugging Respect Women Juice for breakfast every single day of his (after)life and comes from a long line of men who have done the same, while Alistair just...hasn't! If there could just be one thing Randall could hate Alistair for (and God knows, there's a lot for him to pick from), his misogynistic view of women would probably be the first thing to come to mind!))

#((y'know how we've discussed in the past that june and wilhelm could meet any au version of their son))#((and they would automatically love that version; from phantom!randall to vampire!randall))#((to werewolf!randall to tarzan!randall; all of them they would adore?))#((if they met alistair crump? i don't think there would be that same affection!))#((i think june would have some pity for him; having lost his mother at any early age))#((and being raised by a harsh father; but beyond that; i don't think even they could hardly stand the guy!))#OOC: Mun Talk #beatingheart-bride

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